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[''drops camera, which lands pointing at an empty wall''] | |||
Ow. | |||
[''grunts and strains with effort to move things around off-screen''] | |||
[''Natalie Ibruglia’s "Torn" plays in the background for a while''] | |||
[''finally picks camera up''] | |||
Still recording?! | |||
[''starts tour''] | |||
I’d say-- well, that was the, uh… path room. [?] I have to fix the door. | |||
Um… here’s ''a'' bathroom. I take my shower in here ''often''. Uh… use some… [[Axe]] and… Head & Shoulders. | |||
Bathroom sink… and a ''commode''. | |||
Got a card t-table there… that I, uh, would sometimes set up when I wanna… play cards in my room or something… or when I wanna do some work. | |||
This is the ''kitchen''. Well, uh, just decided to leave the tree up, w-without the, uh, star on top. Yeah, it-- it’s a bit of a ''mess''. But… at least we’ve got enough room to warm up a ''pizza'' or wash ''dishes''. All that good stuff. The bare essentials. | |||
And… this ''was''… the living room. Again: before we… cluttered it up with so much… ''mess''. | |||
And… go downstairs. Here’s the front door. | |||
Goin’ outside. See some of it. | |||
Here’s [[Chandler_Cats#Kitty_Chandler|Kitty]]. [''uses a baby-talk voice''] Hello, Kittyyy! What ya lookin’ at? Kitty, Kitty! Hello, Kitty, Kitty! Pretty! | |||
Mmm… go downstairs further. | |||
This would be the music room. Again: before it got cluttered. But now, my mom sleeps in here often. | |||
Yep. | |||
[''sighs loudly in a tone of despair''] My family is a bunch of pack rats! | |||
Mmm… | |||
Downstairs bathroom. Not much goin’ on in here. | |||
And then, ''another'' hallway. | |||
The… utility room. There’s a… washer and dryer… and a hallway right outside… the door. | |||
[''speaks in whispers''] This was the family room. It got cluttered and stuff. | |||
Hi, Bob! | |||
Bob: Oh! Hi, son! | |||
What’cha up to? | |||
Bob: Goin’ to sleep. [?] | |||
Okay. Goin’ outta here! | |||
[''Bob presumably says something that’s not audible''] | |||
Okay! | |||
And… nowadays, the family room’s just basically used for… my dad [unintelligible] the television… uh, a little bit of ''comfort''. And… there’s some [unintelligible] on that bed over there. | |||
[''abruptly stops recording''] | |||
==Outside== | ==Outside== | ||
Revision as of 14:33, 20 June 2009
In these two videos, uploaded on 27 March 2009, Chris provides a tour of his house and his father's garden. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a disaster area. Several rooms are so full of shit that Chris literally cannot enter them.
Inside
Transcript
[drops camera, which lands pointing at an empty wall]
Ow.
[grunts and strains with effort to move things around off-screen]
[Natalie Ibruglia’s "Torn" plays in the background for a while]
[finally picks camera up]
Still recording?!
[starts tour]
I’d say-- well, that was the, uh… path room. [?] I have to fix the door.
Um… here’s a bathroom. I take my shower in here often. Uh… use some… Axe and… Head & Shoulders.
Bathroom sink… and a commode.
Got a card t-table there… that I, uh, would sometimes set up when I wanna… play cards in my room or something… or when I wanna do some work.
This is the kitchen. Well, uh, just decided to leave the tree up, w-without the, uh, star on top. Yeah, it-- it’s a bit of a mess. But… at least we’ve got enough room to warm up a pizza or wash dishes. All that good stuff. The bare essentials.
And… this was… the living room. Again: before we… cluttered it up with so much… mess.
And… go downstairs. Here’s the front door.
Goin’ outside. See some of it.
Here’s Kitty. [uses a baby-talk voice] Hello, Kittyyy! What ya lookin’ at? Kitty, Kitty! Hello, Kitty, Kitty! Pretty!
Mmm… go downstairs further.
This would be the music room. Again: before it got cluttered. But now, my mom sleeps in here often.
Yep.
[sighs loudly in a tone of despair] My family is a bunch of pack rats!
Mmm…
Downstairs bathroom. Not much goin’ on in here.
And then, another hallway.
The… utility room. There’s a… washer and dryer… and a hallway right outside… the door.
[speaks in whispers] This was the family room. It got cluttered and stuff.
Hi, Bob!
Bob: Oh! Hi, son!
What’cha up to?
Bob: Goin’ to sleep. [?]
Okay. Goin’ outta here!
[Bob presumably says something that’s not audible]
Okay!
And… nowadays, the family room’s just basically used for… my dad [unintelligible] the television… uh, a little bit of comfort. And… there’s some [unintelligible] on that bed over there.
[abruptly stops recording]
Outside
Transcript
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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