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'''Jack Thaddeus''' (D.O.B. unknown) is a [[troll]] who is the possible successor of [[Clyde Cash]] and is responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings with [[Chris]]. | '''Jack Thaddeus''' (D.O.B. unknown) is a [[troll]] who is the possible successor of [[Clyde Cash]] and is responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings with [[Chris]]. | ||
Revision as of 22:44, 30 January 2010
Jack Thaddeus (D.O.B. unknown) is a troll who is the possible successor of Clyde Cash and is responsible for various PSN-related trollings with Chris.
The events surrounding the appearance of Jack are shrouded in mystery. Who he is, what his goals are, and with whom he is aligned are all unknowns. It is hoped that, in time, these questions will be answered as Jack emerges from the shadow of his predecessor Clyde Cash.
PSN hax
What is known about Jack thus far, was his sweeping victory in the seizure of multiple Chris PSN accounts, using them to blackmail Chris into dry-humping his PS3 and singing the song "It's Okay to be Gay". Unimpressed by Chris' performance, he deleted them for the good of mankind.
It is possible that Jack is not alone in his endeavors. Chris has referenced a "Samantha," who possibly worked under the alias of "Oxyclean Fanatic," in the videos mentioned previously. This could stem either from Chris's stupidity or from the presence of a co-conspirator in the trollings.
CWCipedia advertisements
In November 2009, Jack allegedly purchased advertising space on the CWCipedia. One banner ad linked to a gay rights website (noting that the creator and hero of Family Guy both support gay rights, and using the hated word "naïve"), while another advertised Mexican vacations using an anthropomorphic cactus mascot.
Chris was incensed by the desecration of his wiki and demanded that the ads be removed. Upon being told that Thaddeus was responsible, Chris declared "I'll deal with him myself." Whatever measures he took, though, they didn't do much good, because the original ads were soon joined by many new banners featuring pickles, homos, and other things Chris hates and fears. These ads will stay for a long time since Jack, a gentle and generous soul, rented all the ads-space up to the end of 2010[1].
In the Comics
Jack makes his first full appearance in Sonichu 10 as the 4-cent_garbage building is collapsing. When Jason Kendrick Howell escapes, he condemns him and Clyde Cash for being homo trolls. When Beel escapes, he, too, condemns the two for their actions, saying that being homo trolls that are "slandering and tarnishing a innocent man's good name" is just as evil as being an assistant for Adolf Hitler. With no option left, Clyde and Jack jump into the 66+6 story elevator shaft to their suicidal deaths.