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[[File:UlteriorMotives.jpg|thumb|right|We here at CWCki transcribed this as "and we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom". Google's giant computer brain reveals the true meaning of those poignant words.]] | [[File:UlteriorMotives.jpg|thumb|right|We here at CWCki transcribed this as "and we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom". Google's giant computer brain reveals the true meaning of those poignant words.]] | ||
''[pause]'' Good morning. In less than an hour, [[Sonichu]] [[fans]] from here will join others from around the world as you will be witnessing the [[Chris and his ego|largest personal change in the history of mankind]]. Mankind...that word should have new meaning for us all today. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is Metsico's flllag day. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from [[trolling]], loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the twenty-fourth of February will no longer be known as only a Metsican holiday, but as today Sonichu fans declared in one vwoice, "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!" | ''[pause]'' Good morning. In less than an hour, [[Sonichu]] [[fans]] from here will join others from around the world as you will be witnessing the [[Chris and his ego|largest personal change in the history of mankind]]. Mankind...that word should have new meaning for us all today. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is [[Wikipedia:Flag Day in Mexico|Metsico's flllag day]]. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from [[trolling]], loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the twenty-fourth of February will no longer be known as only a Metsican holiday, but as today Sonichu fans declared in one vwoice, "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!" | ||
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Revision as of 16:43, 16 May 2010
"Christian Love Day" is a video uploaded on 23 February 2010 to commemorate Christian's self-created holiday, which just happens to fall on his birthday. It should be noted that his speech is copied from the science-fiction movie Independence Day.
The quality of the footage in this video is decidedly clear, perhaps the clearest we've ever seen Chris, suggesting that he may have received a new camera for his birthday. We can now see the full embodiment of fail in a higher resolution. Considering the trouble that posting videos online has caused Chris, whoever bought Chris the camera is either a complete idiot or a trolling genius. Furthermore, it appears that someone else is holding the camera. He later went back to the old, shitty camera, suggesting that this one could have belonged to the mysterious other (probably a social worker) who just loaned it to Chris for a day.
In his speech, Chris claims that his holiday is about "fighting for our right to love", despite the fact that Christian Love Day is inherently homophobic. O, irony!
Video
| Christian Love Day | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 23 February 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Sex, Birthday
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga | N/A |
| Shirt |  Red & Blue
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous 9 February 2010 |
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Transcript
[pause] Good morning. In less than an hour, Sonichu fans from here will join others from around the world as you will be witnessing the largest personal change in the history of mankind. Mankind...that word should have new meaning for us all today. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is Metsico's flllag day. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from trolling, loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the twenty-fourth of February will no longer be known as only a Metsican holiday, but as today Sonichu fans declared in one vwoice, "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!"
Fan videos
| Independence Gay | |
| Stardate | 25 February 2010 |
| Made By | IBAClydeCash |
| Subject Matter | Chris |
| Video Type | Remix |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
| The CWCville Day | |
| Stardate | 24 February 2010 |
| Made By | AnimuAnimalia |
| Subject Matter | Chris |
| Video Type | Remix |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
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