PlayingHouse
Chris plays with some LEGO people like a pedofork. Most notably, he points out the pees and poops of his fictional children.
| PlayingHouse | |
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| Stardate | 25 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Power
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Shirt | Unclear |
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Transcription
Òkay, here's another story - you know it's[?] love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show.
AnIhome. Coming home from work. [High pitched voice] Hi honey halhome! [Normally] Oh hi sweetheart, how ya doin'. How was your day at work. Oh it's been good, I'm just happy to see you home safe. [Kissing sound] Kiiiiiss. Anyways, journalism is very hard. Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today? Aw, we [unintelligable] my article got some huge responses [Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over] Really. Yeah! But unfortunately uhh dey laid off Wilkinson at work. Lllayday off Wilkinson! What they do that for? 'Pparently he wasn't keepin' up! Oh. That's a shame.
["Children" slide in front of the screen] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [Lego figures appear unfazed]
So, how're the kids? D-dey're doin' okay. You know, there's a... pla... they're just playing. Uh. Actually, uh. Cry-actually Crystal is uh, doin' her preschool homework and uh, Reg-Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' baabychild! Made his lil' peeps n' poops! And he we-and he went... weewee all over the bathroom, it was terrible mess. Terrible mess. I cl-had to clean all that up and of course I changed all of his diapers too. When they needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [Awkward silence. Chris knocks over "Jackie"] Anyway, they're doin' okay. So how's uhhwubde-dendibeready? Yes, dinner will be ready in a f-about fifteen minutes so you can go uh, put your f-put your things away and I-come to dinner. Alright. ["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]
[Table and chairs are set out] Dinnertime! Numnumnumnum! [Lego figures join table]
[Offscreen] Oh sh-which ones did I say? Blue one's Reginald, yellow one's Crystal. And Reginald needs a booster seat.
Mmm, anyway, we just finished off dinner. Mmm, that was delicious dear. Why thank you. It was a-was a specialty that I have learned from the uh-home and-the uh, food channel. New recipe. Chicken calzone. An', mashed potatoes, n' green beans. Myeah, it was very good. [As "Reginald] Bububububoobee! Th! Aah, too bad lil' Reginald end up uh, throwing up in some places... [As "Crystal"] Daddy, can I go my room now, I think I'm gonna do my... uh, write my diary, and y'know guh get ready for bed soo... Okay sweetheart, y-go k-Crystal, go take care of yourself. Thank you daddy! Dababubudee!
[As Jackie] I'll now take Reginald off your hands, and you can take care of the uh-dinner table and all that, okay.
Alright so, I take care of the dishes... Duhduhduhduhduhduhdadada... And then a lil' while later, go upstairs t'... tuck children into bed... Daddy, I had a very nice time tonight with you [? unintelligible] me. I'm glad you enjoyed it, Crystal. Daddy, would you th-do you know what I might be when I grow up? No. What do you think you might be when you grow up? I thiink, I want to be a ballerina dancer. Either that, or a police wo- police woman. I'm still undecided. That's alright, you ma-you take your time, make up your mind, it'll come to you, dear. Night! [Fumbles with toy] Oops. ["Kisses"] Goodnight sweetheart. Goodnight little girl. Goodnight!
Now we tuck Re- And now we tuck Reginald in. Dabadabadabadubu! ["Kiss"] Mmm, well you sleep tight little partner. Don't be makin' no cries tonight. Dubehbedubuh. Mmm. Wow, he's sound asleep already, hope he stays that way for the rest of the night.
[Begins to press "Jackie" and "Chris" into the "bed"] Mmm, legos don't want to fit together.
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