Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder

“	to Everyone: Be GLAD I am actually making towards availability “canon” Sonichu Merchandise by mine, and Magi-Chan’s, Efforts and Work. The Books Will Continue, Obviously. BUT Enjoy what will be something More Awesome to Play with your friends. Shut Up, Haters. ⚡️💙⚡️	”
Chris demonstrates his customer service skills towards people who wanted more Sonichu comics instead of his homemade Shipfic cards.

Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder or TSSSF is a fan-made My Little Pony trading card game that satirizes the Internet phenomena known as shipping. Unsurprisingly, Chris has latched onto this card game, presumably learning about it at BronyCon 2019, and has produced a number of original cards for the game based off of his Sonichu characters and those of others, not unlike his Wall of Originals.

List of cards

Card	Name	Type	Icon	Effect	Description	Date
	Magi-Chan Sonichu	Pony	Male, Horn and Wing	A Bit of Psychic Power (3-Way Swap): You may swap up to three Pony cards on the grid.	"You think you can just ship me with anyone? I ship myself with my loved ones, my allies and friends, and my neighbors."	16 August 2019
	Telekinesis	Goal	Checkmark	Win this goal when: You move, swap or remove a minimum of four Ponies on, or from, the board during a single turn.	"Your mind is a most valuable asset; keep it clear and calm with a meditation and deep breaths."	16 August 2019
	Live, From His Subspace, Magi-Chan Sonichu	Start	Male, Horn and Wing	Place this card in the center of the table at the start of the game. This card cannot be moved or removed from the grid. This is power cannot be copied.	"Classic."	19 August 2019
	Anchuent Prophecy	Ship	Heart	NA	The Anchuent Prophecy is a Prophecy that was told and foretold by many an Elder of the various tribes all around the world within the years B.C. and A.D. on Earth; these particular Prophecy walls are related to the lineage between Sonichus, Rosechus, the people and world around them, and, of course, Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu of Earth 1218, and her various self-counterparts. There are actually a few Anchuent Prophecy Walls around the world; they all essentially foretold the same events, the difference being what happened locally in those various countries. There is a wall in Japan, Africa, England, Russia, Canada, Antartica [sic], and, most famously noted, the one in Cwcvill, Virginia, USA.	2 September 2019
	White Janekop	Pony	Female, Horseshoe	Baton Whap (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.	After Walsh and Graduon overtook PVCC, they used their sorcery to control the minds of the unfortunate students who attended; literally Thousands of innocent individuals who we, the heroes, had to be very cautious not to kill. And yet, they were simply pawned off in piloting the transforming robots/vehicles that we had to counter with out local Autobots. It got disheartening.	8 September 2019
	Brown Jerkop	Pony	Male, Horseshoe	Baton Whap (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.	"By the order of our Mistress, Love Is Forbidden!" -Jerkop -"Sonichu" Book #5	8 September 2019
	Jerkop/Janekop Elimination	Goal	Checkmark	Win this Goal when: At least Three Jerkops and/or Janekops in any combination have been discarded or removed from the grid.	There are Too Many Jerkops and Janekops! We must take them down in the names of Love, Honesty, Heart, and Soul!	8 September 2019
	Brown Janekop	Pony	Female, Horseshoe	Baton Whap (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.	After Walsh and Graduon overtook PVCC, they used their sorcery to control the minds of the unfortunate students who attended; literally Thousands of innocent individuals who we, the heroes, had to be very cautious not to kill. And yet, they were simply pawned off in piloting the transforming robots/vehicles that we had to counter with out local Autobots. It got disheartening.	8 September 2019
	Red Jerkop	Pony	Male, Horseshoe	Baton Whap (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.	"By the order of our Mistress, Love Is Forbidden!" -Jerkop -"Sonichu" Book #5	8 September 2019
	Red Janekop	Pony	Female, Horseshoe	Baton Whap (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.	After Walsh and Graduon overtook PVCC, they used their sorcery to control the minds of the unfortunate students who attended; literally Thousands of innocent individuals who we, the heroes, had to be very cautious not to kill. And yet, they were simply pawned off in piloting the transforming robots/vehicles that we had to counter with out local Autobots. It got disheartening.	8 September 2019
	A Wild Sonichu	Pony	Male, Horseshoe	Quick Attack (Special): After playing this card onto the grid, you may swap it with another Pony card on the grid.	Pokemon Number 982: The evolved form of Sonee. After being exposed to the Chaos Emeralds Energies, a Pikachu transformed into Sonichu. It can collect electric energy from the air while running. A wild Sonichu caught by a trainer brings chaotically good luck -Pokedex	10 September 2019
	A Wild Sonichu	Pony	Female, Horseshoe	Thundershock(New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.	Pokemon Number 982: The evolved form of Sonee. After being exposed to the Chaos Emeralds Energies, a Pikachu transformed into Sonichu. It can collect electric energy from the air while running. A wild Sonichu caught by a trainer brings chaotically good luck -Pokedex	10 September 2019
	A Wild Rosechu	Pony	Female, Horseshoe	Thunderbolt (Special): If this card is shipped with a Villain, you may discard that Pony card from the grid and play a Pony card from your hand in its place. This Power cannot be copied.	Pokemon Number 979: The evolved form of Rosie. Rosechu was a Raichu that was transformed by the Chaotic Rainbow. Very resiliant [sic] and versetile [sic]; they attract everyone around them. Zapbuds are their favorite flowers. -Pokedex	10 September 2019
	A Wild Rosechu	Pony	Male, Horseshoe	Charge (Draw): You may draw 1 card from the Ship or Pony deck.	Pokemon Number 979: The evolved form of Rosie. Rosechu was a Raichu that was transformed by the Chaotic Rainbow. Very resiliant [sic] and versetile [sic]; they attract everyone around them. Zapbuds are their favorite flowers. -Pokedex	10 September 2019
	Magi-Chan	Pony	Male, Horn and Wing	I Realize There is Another Magi-Chan Card In This Deck (Special): You may choose to play a Pony card from the Pony discard pile instead of this card. This power cannot be copied.	I was one of the leading Special Sonichus from the chaotic Rainbow, not to mention the wisest and eldest. I, Magi-Chan Sonichu, hatched in Cerulean City's cave in 1948 mentored by the one-and-only Mewtwo, mastered my powers and abilities, traversed throughout time, space and dimensions in all directions. I am also the Guardian over the Sonichu and Rosechu Species, as well as our leading deity,-in-development, Chris Chan Sonichu.	14 September 2019
	Hanging With Past Friends	Ship	Heart	You may choose to play the top card of the Pony discard pile with this Ship, rather than play a Pony card from your hand.	Years after Nightstar accidentally slipped forward in time as a filly, she mastered her time spells and went back to live the years she missed. She was good friends with the Mane seven of the "Second Generation". She delighted with enlightening the group with her wisdom and sharing in their moments. In this moment, she was telling Clover of how she is capable of making her own good luck.	15 September 2019
	Commodore Blocke Phone	Pony	Male or Female	Commodore Blocke [sic] Phone does not have a Race. Can You Hear Me Now? (Search): You may search the Ship or Pony discard pile for 1 card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.	After Scarlett's death in 1994, the Commodore company continued onward into other tech for the time in C-197 until when Chris Chan Sonichu would be bestowed the powers and responsibilities. Commodore had put out some cell phones and have been successful in their sales.	15 September 2019
	Soul of Magi-Chan Sonichu	Pony	Male, Horn and Wing	Reincarnation (Special): If this card is moved discarded or removed from the grid, this card may become a blank Ship card for the next Pony card entering the grid. This power cannot be copied.	I have mastered perfect soul projection in any and all situations, including perfect reincarnation where I never lose my memory or recall at all. There are times when I'll need to leave and meditate in the cosmos and visit other distant areas for an amount of time, so I'll leave my body under good and safe care, or if need be, left for dead. I never lose my genetic makeup at all either.	18 September 2019
	Vamprosa	Pony	Female, Wing	Dark Pulse (Swap): You may swap 2 Pony cards on the shipping grid.	Pokemon Number 980: The evolved form of Rosechu. Its bite can suck the life out of its enemies. Its cape gives it the ability to fly. When feeling peckish, they typically enjoy fruit, though they are not stranger to meat. -Pokedex	18 September 2019
	Metonic	Pony	Male, Horseshoe	Slashing Blade (Special): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Villain from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.	Pokemon Number 983: The evolved form of Sonichu Metonic's armor adds weight, so it can't perform a Spin Dash, but its speed stays, the same, and its spikes are diamond-sharp and durable. -Pokedex	18 September 2019
	Cheval	Pony	Male, Horn	Firey [sic] Space (New Goal): You may discard 1 active Goal and draw 1 new Goal to replace it.	A fire-electric type Sonichu, Cheval has lived a partly lonely life. He has seen many a dark and nightmarish vision or illusion. He does not want to cause trouble, yet he has inadvertently made trouble. "Edge-Lord" some call him, but he is really simply distant. He realized how he is a danger. Very few try to reach out to him; he had to keep himself emotionally closed off.	21 September 2019
	Epic Online Bully	Ship	Heart	You must take a Pony card from the grid and reattach it elsewhere with this Ship. That card's power activates. At the end of the turn, until the Pony card attached with this Ship is discarded of removed from the grid, it gains the Keyword Villain.	Ah, It was most disheartening when Chris Chan was bullied harsh by the late BlueSpike; she was never more shamed. He was a truly Malicious Individual. I cried a lot for Chris Chan that night. She recovered eventually." -Magi-Chan Sonichu.	28 September 2019
	Phantom Horn	Pony	Male, Horn	The Horn Is There! (Special): You may draw 2 cards from the Ship and/or Pony deck.	(14) - While recovering, P.H. was feeling more magic in his aura and seeing mild sparks flying off of his forehead. After returning to Equestria, it became more obvious. He removed the paper tube and found in its place a light teal-coloured functional horn. He was simply elated. But old habits die hard as he, for a while, still had the idea others still thought of him as an Earth Pony (Nobody saw him as such after this). When his horn glows, it gets a temporary transparent appearance, but functions normal and well.	3 October 2019
	Strawberry Milk	Pony	Male, Horseshoe	Dude! Sex is Rad! (3-Way Swap): You may swap up to 3 Pony cards on the grid.	(15) - S.M. finally gets to chillax back in his crib with his bro-heimers and chicas. Remaining one who,partly intelligent, tries to be cool and chill, and ruins a moment with a pervy comment in the name of humor. For him, to keep him feeling happy is simply the fact of, "As long as I can still dance."	3 October 2019
	Original Creator of Sonichu, Christine W Chandler Sonichu	Start	Female, Horn and Wing	N/A	Place this card in the center of the table at the start of the game. This card cannot be moved or removed from the grid. When this card is shipped with Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana, and Mewtwo, you may take on active Goal card that is three points or less. This power cannot be copied.	6 October 2019
	CPU Blue Heart -Sonichu Form	Pony	Female, Horn and Wing	Light Power-Up (Special): All surrounding Pony cards shipped with this card gain the Special keyword.	With Chris Chan being half-human and half-Sonichu, she has the option of this alt-form in her CPU and upgraded HDD forms. She typically runs more than fly in this form, but she can still fly.	6 October 2019
	Sonichu & Rosey	Pony	Male or Female, Horseshoe	This card counts as 2 Ponies. May count as either ♂ or ♀ for all Goals, Ships, and powers. Combined Sparks (Copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping frid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.	With Sonichu and Rosey together, their combined powers and skills can outwit the most cunning of villain and foe.	6 October 2019
	Trolling the Trolls Back	Ship	Heart	N/A	(1) - Phantom Horn and Strawberry Milk have been wandering the streets of New Lost Angeles City, aka New Milwaukee, Arizona in Dimension C-197, mining the slime that has the locals' minds under negative influences. As their frustration hit an apex, a Goddess appears to help. "Ah! Thers's Phantom Horn. The super awsome, yet weird, unicorn. I just... Feel compelled to study him. To become a Phantom Horn Historian... A Phanstorian, if you will!" -Chris Chan Sonichu. "Wha...! Bro! you just got trolled back!!" -Strawberry Milk.	6 October 2019
	Brotherly Love	Goal	Checkmark	Win this Goal when: A sonichu (without the OC keyword) is shipped with a Sonichu with the OC keyword.	"Oh, Sonichu! Can you ever forgive me for offending you and your mother? You know you mean the world to me for all the love and support you have shown me in my creation, I shall forever cherish your love and kindess and take your caring hands in friendship" -Mitch Sonichu "Oh, Asperchu! Of course I forgive you! Let's hold hands and stroll down the beach, perhpas we'll each find us sweethearts to love and cherish as we do eachother now!" -Sonichu -"Asperchu" Book #oA	6 October 2019
	Waiting in Line	Ship	Heart	N/A	"I said, how about this line for Zap Apple Jam?", said Kun Hanhphuc. "Oh! Yes. It is a long line, but I'm getting more apples. ...I'm Nightstar", she replied. "Nice to meet you. I'm Kun Hanhphuc." "Kun Han..." "It's Vietnamese for Happiness." "Oh! Have you been to Vietnam?" "No. My father named me after an old friend of his from there." -"Sonichu" book 12-9	6 October 2019
	Equestrian Author of "Sonichu", Nightstar	Start	Female, Horn	Place this card in the center of the table at the start of the game. This card cannot be moved or removed from the grid. This power cannot be copied.	"I took a page from Bright Eye, and I've mastered, and prefer very much, drawing and writing by hoof." -Nightstar, "Sonichu" book 12-9	6 October 2019
	Plotted Device	Pony	Female, Horn	Programmed Wisdoms (Special): You may draw 2 cards from the Ship and/or Pony deck.	The Magi-Chan Sonichu of the Skullgirkls' Dimension, S-642. His original body in that dimension was too much for the exaggerated combat that take place there. A robot body, titled Plotted Device, was created in his visage. His soul possessed the robot, and he has become most durable and stable in the dimension. SHE now still maintains her psychic powers and electrical abilities, very agile too, she has rockets and gun-type weapons to boot.	10 October 2019
File:MiscTSSSFCard.jpg	Ok K.O.! Lets Zap It Up!	Goal	Checkmark	Win this Goal When: Chris Chan, with the Sonichu Keyword, is shipped with a ⧗ with the Villain keyword.	The one-and-only Goddess-Level of all other-dimensional Chris Chan Sonichus, from Earth of Dimension 1218, she does her best for the Sonichu and Rosechu kind and Everyone, in general.	11 October 2019
	Fourth Wall-Breakin' Sonichu	Start	Male, Horseshoe	Place this card in the center of the table at the start of the game. This card cannot be moved or removed from the grid. Once per turn, if a Pony card is discarded or removed from the grid that would break up a full set of four ships around it, you may move this card to the position of the previous card to replace it. This power cannot be copied.	N/A	15 October 2019
	Zapina	Pony	Female, Wing	Flashlight Stinger (Replace): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.	Born in the forest, alongside her BFF, Simonla Rosey, Zapina tried to follow Simonla as she was mentored, but her digging skills were lacking. Her light became obvious, so she would light the underground passageways for Simonla. Zapina was also mentored by a wild Bugzapp and a Beedrill. Zapina is a can-do, gotta get-the-job-done type of gal and really full of energy and pep. She sets her mind on something, it sets there.	17 October 2019
	Sterbenchu	Pony	Male, Horn	This card counts as 3 Ponies. Double Team (Special): You may swap this Pony card with anohter on the grid. If you do, the swapped Pony card gains the Sonichu, Special and Clow Keywords. This power cannot be copied.	The Special Sonichu may look like a redesigned Super Sonic (and he is), but it's not totally his fault, as many, many people have done this before in making ther own Sonichu plushes or art; real twist of fate. Sterbenchu is essentially a basic Sonichu (With electric attacks and speed), without the Chaos Power-ups, but he can Clone Himself near infinitely.	18 October 2019
	Robertchu	Pony	Male, Horseshoe	Jazzy Classic Tune (copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.	Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. is Chris Chan Sonichu's biological father of Dimension 1218. He was very well-educated and well-read; his specialties are in technology, spec-designs and music. He served in the US Army stationed in the Signal Corp during the Korean War, and was employed by General Electric for 25-plus years. He transitioned into his Sonichu Form in late 2016 in C-197. He is helping out at the Cwcville Bassilicom and in battle.	18 October 2019
	Dimension Portal-Opening Cryzel Rosechu	Pony	Female, Horn	Warp Zone, Act 2 (Special): When this card is placed on the grid, you may swap this card with another Pony card on the shipping grid.	From the C-197 side of the Dimensional Iron Curtain upstairs in Chris Chan's old room, Cryzel Rosechu opens a portal that goes from inside the small closet, to the entrance to Chris Chan's bedroom downstairs in 1218 side. On a "Portal Open" call from Chris Chan in most anywhere, she can open a portal to anywhere in anydimension [sic] as she needs and pleases.	18 October 2019
	Patti-Chan	Pony	Female, Horn	Howling Luck (Copy): You may copy the power of any Pony card currently on the shipping grid, except for Pony cards with the Changeling keyword.	Weilding [sic] her wand, Patti helps defend the city of Cwcville with her swift ferocity and prowless [sic]. She was bestowed magic from a lucky five leaf clover she ate under the shining moonlight in Chris Chan's backyard in Dimension 1218 in 2006. A very kind and loyal companion and warrior, she will always do her best for everyone and herself.	21 October 2019
	Put It On My Card	Goal	Checkmark	When this Goal is turned face up place this card underneath any Pony card presently on the Shipping grid, with the name of this card visible. The Pony card becomes a Start card, and it cannot be moved or removed from the grid. This power cannot be copied.	"When I set my mind on something, well, it sets there. But when I have the intel and know the goal, I do my best to see the task a success. But, on this instant, I'll lest a Pony on the grid have some rivalling Fanfic Author control for a while." -Chris Chan Sonichu	21 October 2019
	"CWC" Is Pronounced As "Quick"	Goal	Checkmark	Win this Goal when: Chris Chan is Shipped with Christine Chan	Kel and Rosey approah the city of Cwcville for the first time, and they read the "Welcome to Cwcville" sign. "C W C-ville?", Rosey asks. "The locals pronounce it as "Quick-ville", actually. I'm guessing it's foreign", Kel responds. And then Rosey comments, "Weird." -Rosechu's Story, -"sonichu" book #15.	21 October 2019
	Scientists' Dealings	Ship	Heart	The two Pony cards attached to this Ship card on the grid gain the Villain keyword.	Eggman, Skysoar and Giovanni scheme and work together to capture Rosey and lure Sonichu into their trap. -"Sonichu" book #1	25 October 2019
	Doctor Ren Skysoar	Pony	Male, Horn	Hand Me My Screwdriver (Draw): You may draw 1 card from the Ship or Pony deck.	Doctor Ren Skysoar was one of the head scientists and robotics expert on Team Rocket. Skysoar and Eggman were classmates growing up, and throughout High School and College. Skysoar used to look up to Kintobar, up until when he became Eggman. Skysoar continued his studies and creating his own advanced robotics. Skysoar built the very first Metal Sonichu, adding electricity-resistant fields onto the robot.	25 October 2019
	UH-OH! Oh, Well!	Goal	Checkmark	Win this Goal when: Blake Sonichu is Shipped with a Human Villain.	With the DNA from Sonichu (Prime) from that battle between Niatsirhc's Zapdos with him at the mall on February 25, 2003, Giovanni's scientists used their cloning machine to create their first Sonichu clone. But Bill fumbled and spilled cherry cola onto the hair fibers, making Blake Sonichu turn out red and black in colour. -"Sonichu" book #1	25 October 2019
	Metal Gear Sonichu	Pony	Male, Horseshoe	Silently Swift and Shockingly Deadly (Special): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place, then discard another Pony card from the grid as well. This power cannot be copied.	During times of heavy war, Sonichu will put on bullet-proof vests, pants, boots and thick goves [sic] in camouflage colours. His tactics are light-speed and silent. He will only use his firearms when his cover is blown, but that does not often happen with him on the field.	25 October 2019
	Soldier of War Rosey Rosechu	Pony	Female, Horseshoe	Guns a-Blazin' (Replaced): While this card is in your hand, you may discard a Pony card from the grid and play this card in its place. This power cannot be copied.	During the times when there is a major war fight, Rosey answers the call, Heaviest Thunderbolts and lightning-formed artillery on-hand and at the ready. When her lightning forms machine guns, the bullets miraculously take on a metal form when shot, making each shot really count. For Our Freedom in Cwcville and the World!!!	25 October 2019
	Robertchu Back at Home	Pony	Male, Horseshoe	Honey, I'm Home (Draw): You may draw 1 card from the Ship or Pony deck.	Every once in a while, Mister C runs back home to offer comfort to Barbara. Before the Dimension Merge's completion, she has missed him everyday, and found the solace and comfort when he comes by. He continues to carry a torch for her in his heart and soul while he helps to protect everyone in Cwcville and at this old temple of a house.	1 November 2019 (leaked)
	Meditating Sylvana Rosechu	Pony	Male or Female, Horseshoe	card of your choice and put it into your hand. If it's still in your hand at the end of your turn, discard it.	Meditating in the bedroom while Chris Chan is at work. Sylvana Rosechu overlooks the surrounding areas, near and farthest, between both dimensions and checks the premonitions to confirm the events remain in proper sequence as they progress.	1 November 2019 (leaked)
	Mewtwo	Pony	Male, Horseshoe	Barrier (Special): All Pony cards closely shipped with this card can not be swapped or moved on the grid by card effects. This power cannot be Copied.	The one-and-only Mewtou gives Chris Chan, Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana, everyone of Cwcville, and all of the good peoples and creatures help and insighful protection. If you come a knockin with malicious intentions, he will send you packing in an instant. He knows about you, he's seen and foreseen it all, and we all known together with everyone else, Jakoba, and the strongest villains, will not stand a chance.	1 November 2019 (leaked)

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  An expansion set dedicated to Sonichu fan ocs was inspirited by this drawing. Gotta Fuck 'em all.

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  Chris would contact all the artists to collab and send out free copies of fan oc cards to the artists.

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