Moon-Pals
| “ | I have read Moon-Pals, and I feel that it is more like Moon-Dorks the way Sean draws and Portrays their Events so Grotesquely. | ” |
| Chris[1] | ||
Moon-Pals is a Sonichu parody by Sean August Watley which provoked enormous amounts of rage in Chris.
Plot
Moon-Pals follows on from Chris's ambition of firing all tobacky to the Moon, Metal Sonichu's banishment to the Moon in Sonichu #1, and Silvana Rosechu's being raised on the Moon by Count Graduon in Sonichu #8. From this, Sean envisaged the wild, drug-fuelled adventures of them and several other fan-favorite characters (Allison Amber, Yawning Squirtle, Crystal Weston Chandler, Kel and Bill the Scientist).
Chris's reaction
Even mentioning Moon-Pals in a Mailbag was enough to drive Chris crazy.
| “ | you do not have MY POWER of being the Original Artist, Creator and Director, so ALL OF WHAT YOU DO IS PURE FICTION to MY FACT. | ” |
| Chris[2] | ||
| “ | Your "Strips" are Parodic and NOT cannon whatsoever to my, and The Original, Sonichu Pages. So you can go do your own drugs and burn your own strips to smoke with, you DOPE. | ” |
| Chris[3] | ||
| “ | Sonichu is original. Moon-Pals is a ripoff. It's incredibly obvious and you must be Slow-In-The-Mind for not seeing it. | ” |
| Chris[4] | ||
Chris's rage culminated in the trial of the Asperpedia Four in Sonichu #10, in which Mao, Sean, Alec and Evan were sentenced to death. Sean was hung from the ceiling by his wrists and shot dead by three of the characters he had so slanderously parodied: Kel, Bill the Scientist and Allison Amber.
In the revised edition, the Four are exiled to the Amish community, where Sean becomes "the village idiot."