User:4rft5

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.

Liquid Chris This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.

Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!

Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane.

JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Clyde Cash This user supports Clyde Cash, who is a true Patriot.

Warrior This user is Normal. He/She has contributed to trolling Chris in some way, shape, or form.

Kiwi Farmer: This user is a Kiwi Farms regular who likes observing lolcows.

What I do here: When I'm actually online and feel like doing so, I tend to fix grammatical errors and help improve this site for other people so they can learn the "magic" that is Chris-Chan. If you're here because of one of my changes and have a problem with it, please message me.

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And now, everyone's favorite superhero Peptoman! (Pairs well with "NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.")