Trolls
| “ | ...dang dirty trolls! | ” |
| Chris, Cwcville.net (since deleted) | ||
| “ | What a world we live in, with such trolls in it. | ” |
| Blake, in Sonichu 8 | ||
Trolls are the various individuals of all races, colors, and creeds united under a common goal - to troll the Internet's most beloved and most hated autistic manchild, Christian Weston Chandler. Trolling schemes by these individuals have ranged from hacking CWC's websites to making him take nude pics.
Pre ED
It is notable that Chris was trolled IRL before his discovery by 4-cent garbage.com and ED. It can be argued that the first known trolling of Chris occurred when his life-long-friend-who-no-longer-speaks-to-him, Sarah Hammer, locked him under the house when they were children. The next notable trolling occurred during the infamous mini-date with Hanna in 2005 which smashed his heart level to 15%. Around the same time he was also trolled by a girl he contacted through MySpace named Lindsay Kaye.
But this was was all child's play compared to what happened next....
The Few, the Proud, the Elite
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Arjen Van Dierten
Arjen Van Dierten was the unofficial archivist of Chris-chan videos, including videos that are quite rare due to Chris deleting them for whatever reason. Now retired.
BILLY MAYS
An individual who trolls as the loud-mouthed salesman of the same name, types in ALL CAPS. Was declared the mayor of CWCville by Chris on March 3, 2009 while under pressure from Max. Now dead.
Blanca Weiss
"Blanca" was really 3 individuals who tricked Chris into sending them his Sonichu medallion. The medallion was later destroyed.
BlueSpike
BlueSpike (AKA "LeonSpike", AKA "Julie", AKA "Max") is a 13-year-old boy who pretended to be Chris' sweetheart "Julie." He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous hour-long audio recording in which he berates Christian and makes him stick his Sonichu medallion in his ass. The incident later started a troll war on ED and a couple of other troll message boards.
CEO
Webmaster of Krapple Komputer Kompany, the *chan that houses the /cwc/ imageboard, favorite hangout for trolls when 110mb goes down and can't deal with being without PVCC and CWCki.
CChanSonichuCWC
A YouTube troll who is known for doing a spot-on impersonation of Chris-chan.
Clyde Cash
Clyde Cash is the most infamous and most legendary of trolls. He posed as Shigeru Miyamoto, raped Chris's beloved PandaHalo, and performed many more amazing feats about which songs shall be written and the minstrels shall sing of in the ages immemorial. He died an honorable death in the line of duty, and is remembered for his brave and fearless service for Anonymous everywhere.
"Now cracks a noble heart; Good night, sweet prince."
Cogsdev
Webmaster of the 110mb-hosted site that houses the CWCki, PVCC messageboard, and 4-cent_garbage imageboard.
Emily
Went on a date with Chris. Was later saved by the Jew in the Pickle Suite.
Evan
A drawfag and 4channer who provoked the fury of Chris and unleashed his dark side, showing us Chris's weak spot.
The Jew in the Pickle Suite
IRL pickleman who answers to Clyde Cash. Saved Emily from the clutches of Chris.
Trolls Trolling Trolls and other faggots
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Geneva
An HONEST and TRUE pedofork whose days are numbered.
Svenka
A now inactive white knight who made several anti-troll videos on youtube.
The Pinch
Youtube counter-troll who made several empty threats to various cwc trolls, first threatening them that they would get a visit from the Partyvan. When this didnt work he began making more threats, each less believable than the last. Despite his efforts to seem intimidating, Pinch's tendency to delete his youtube accounts within minutes of contacting a troll made him an even less credible and intimidating (albeit annoying) figure. He finally fucked off when a few clever trolls began impersonating him.