Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls

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A video uploaded by Chris on 29 August 2009 in which he tells everyone that they are going to hell for mocking him.

Given some of Chris's own personal transgressions, he'll be spending the hereafter with the trolls.

Description

Bless the True, Honest and Loyal; Curse the Evil who Mock and Slander Me and my Good Name.

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Transcript

Oh, such a cruel [garbled] this young lad. It's like I'm so young, ya know? Give me such grief. Giving me such worry. All you're doing is puttin' anutter foot in your own graves, your own hell. It ain't worth it. Give it up. Quit pretending me bored. If you're so bored, go do laundry, go get a job or something. I am. Working on it.

But, anyway. Yeah. Stop it. Y'all's living your own hell, ya damn-- dang, dirty trolls, so and you'll continue living that, if you keep on ridiculing me. Justice will be served. [Raises right hand] God will see to it. Jesus will be there to help him, as well. [Puts his right hand in his forehead, then lowers it] You'll hafta pray for forgiveness. And you'll hafta be pretty damn lucky to be older... stay out of Hell when you go. Especially the homosexuals. That's a one-way ticket right there. I'm straight, so, I'm safe.

So... yeah. First ignoring ya trolls, so forget 'bout it, forget about it. Quit trying to pick on my nerves and cause chaos. [Moves head gesturing "no"] It's not worth it.

[Closes his eyes, making his face look constipated]

God bless the holy and the true. But, yet, cursed are those who dare to mock others and ridicule them.

Peace to the good, curse to the bad.


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