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In a bold decision in graphic design, the cover depicts Chris having ''already won'' his battle, staring determinedly out at an empty back yard littered with the broken iconography of his enemies. While most games presumably end in the hero overcoming his obstacles, only daring experiments in literary form (such as [ | In a bold decision in graphic design, the cover depicts Chris having ''already won'' his battle, staring determinedly out at an empty back yard littered with the broken iconography of his enemies. While most games presumably end in the hero overcoming his obstacles, only daring experiments in literary form (such as [[Wikipedia:Awesome Possum|''Awesome Possum Kicks Doctor Machino's Butt'']], which also sucked, but probably not to this extent) actually establish victory before the start button is pressed. | ||
References made on box art: | References made on box art: | ||
*[[4-cent_garbage.com]] symbol underneath CWC's foot | *[[4-cent_garbage.com]] symbol underneath CWC's foot | ||
*The cracked helmet of [[Mary Lee Walsh]] | *The cracked helmet of [[Mary Lee Walsh]] | ||
*[[Merried Seinor Comic]]'s sword arm from [[ | *[[Merried Seinor Comic]]'s sword arm from [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"|Sub-Episode 4]] | ||
*The [[Jerkhief]]'s delicious wooden badge, referenced on the cover of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]] | *The [[Jerkhief]]'s delicious wooden badge, referenced on the cover of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]] | ||
*The remains of the purple staff containing [[Count Graduon]] | *The remains of the purple staff containing [[Count Graduon]] | ||
*[[Naitsirhc]]'s blue goggles that he wore before his codpiece-wearing homosexual makeover | *[[Naitsirhc]]'s blue goggles that he wore before his codpiece-wearing homosexual makeover | ||
*The gray thing with red things stemming from it is the [[Robotnik]] medallion that [[Sonic]] showed [[Sonichu]] in [[ | *The gray thing with red things stemming from it is the [[Robotnik]] medallion that [[Sonic]] showed [[Sonichu]] in [[Sonichu 1#Episode 5: "Informal Meeting"|Episode 5]] | ||
*Chris's [[Gitar of Fail]] (pointing in the wrong direction compared to the strap across his chest) | *Chris's [[Gitar of Fail]] (pointing in the wrong direction compared to the strap across his chest) | ||
*[[Son-Chu|Chris's car]] with a [[Vanity Plate of Fail|Sonichu license plate]]. | *[[Son-Chu|Chris's car]] with a [[Vanity Plate of Fail|Sonichu license plate]]. | ||
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Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles is Chris's extremely dumb and narcissistic game idea where you play Chris trying to fight Jerkops to find a true sweetheart and kill Mary Lee Walsh, with Sonichu and Rosechu as useless, but determined, sidekicks. There is no available information on the genre or mechanics of the game.
Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game, but based on his interactions during Miyamoto Saga and in The Sonichu Chronicles, Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about him and his failure to adjust to adult life.
The game is currently awaiting development beyond the front cover and the advertisement, both of which in themselves break innumerable copyrights. Please note that while he wants the game published for PS2, PS3, and Wii, it should absolutely never be made for the Hex Bawx.
Cover
In a bold decision in graphic design, the cover depicts Chris having already won his battle, staring determinedly out at an empty back yard littered with the broken iconography of his enemies. While most games presumably end in the hero overcoming his obstacles, only daring experiments in literary form (such as Awesome Possum Kicks Doctor Machino's Butt, which also sucked, but probably not to this extent) actually establish victory before the start button is pressed.
References made on box art:
- 4-cent_garbage.com symbol underneath CWC's foot
- The cracked helmet of Mary Lee Walsh
- Merried Seinor Comic's sword arm from Sub-Episode 4
- The Jerkhief's delicious wooden badge, referenced on the cover of Sonichu #4
- The remains of the purple staff containing Count Graduon
- Naitsirhc's blue goggles that he wore before his codpiece-wearing homosexual makeover
- The gray thing with red things stemming from it is the Robotnik medallion that Sonic showed Sonichu in Episode 5
- Chris's Gitar of Fail (pointing in the wrong direction compared to the strap across his chest)
- Chris's car with a Sonichu license plate.
For a time, the Adult Chronicles illustration graced a console cover attached to Chris's original PS3. Chris preserved that cover as a "memento" after destroying the console, but then transplanted it onto a new (old fat model) PS3 that he got with your money shortly afterwards.
Shigeru Miyamoto's response to the game
Gallery
External links
* The Sonichu franchise in games *
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