NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!! is a video uploaded August 14th, 2009. This is Chris's response to CChanSonichuCWC's finale.
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Oh no you don't Chris! YOU'RE NOT GOING AWAY THAT EASY! You do all that, I will SUE your sorry ass. And I wanna show Nintendo in Redmond right away to stop, because they know you as well as I do. I sent them a letter previosuly months and months ago for the origi-for the original production of the Number Zero book. They know! They have the records. They know! I have been a customer FOR YEARS! They have had my money a bunch of times! Right before I made up with Sony and gave them over $2000. Hah! [Does an incredibly gay hand gesture] Nintendo has like 5000 dollars between me and my parents but anyway. Anyway, you are not-you will not succeed. [Points finger at camera] YOU ARE THE IMPOSTOR! [Backs away from the camera] STOP THAT BROWN-STRIPED IN! THE! ... SHIRT! [Nods head] WITH THE PAPER MEDALLION! STOP THAT IMPOSTOR [Shows a drawn cardboard with what appears to be a Sonichu and Rosechu in fornt on a Bungalow-type building] SONICHU AND ROSECHU ARE MINE ALONE. I AM THE Christian Weston Chandler, [Begins to speed his speech] born with the name Christopher on February 24th 1982, I'm the one Robert Franklin Chandler as my father as my mother Barbara Anne Weston Chandler, Ruckersville Viginia STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSTING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, EVRYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING!
DIIIIIIIIIEEEEE YOU
[Jump Cut] Microsoft, Sony look you will rot in Jail Nintendo has known me for years. whole life Nintendo's door put him in jail true loyas fanbase sorry face. Talk this just for that impostor. CURSE YA HAME HAAAAAAA. Call the police now, have a nice day.