User:Autistic Vorahk

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

High-Functioning Autistic This user has high-functioning autism, and therefore receives lots of stress from their gosh darn Mental Block.

Virgin with rage Like Chris, this user feels lonely, and is currently looking for a Boyfriend-free girl, or possibly a Girlfriend-free boy.

Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!

Liquid Chris This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.

Armchair Psychologist This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane.

Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane.

Pollo This user thinks Pollo is the best Chandler cat! :3

HEXBox This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.

Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.