User:Chrissy Wankston Fagler

Homo This user is a homosexual and likes pickles. Magi-Chan is watching you masturbate. BlueSpike This user is a BlueSpike fan, and takes delight in Christian's pain. Jew This user is a JEW! Unlike Chris, the CWCki likes Jewish people. Mazel tov! Encyclopedia Dramatica User This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland. Krapplefag This user regularly posts on /cwc/ PS3 This user is in possession of a life upgrade, and treats it with the respect it deserves - unlike Chris. Scampers This user thinks Scampers is the best Chandler cat! :3

Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton, I've been to Eastbourne too. So what, so what. And I've been here, I've been there, I've been every fucking where. So what, so what. So what, so what, you boring little cunt. Well, who cares, who cares what you do. Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you. Well, I fucked a queen, I fucked Bach, I've even sucked an old man's cock. So what, so what. And I fucked a sheep, I fucked a goat, I rammed my cock right down its throat. So what, so what. So what, so what, you boring little fuck. And I've drunk that, I've drunk this, I've spewed up on a pint of piss. So what, so what. I've had skunk, I've had speed, I've jacked up until I bleed. So what, so what. So what, so what, you boring little cunt. I've had crabs, I've had lice, I've had the clap and that ain't nice. So what, so what. I fucked this, I fucked that, I've even fucked a school girl's twat. So what, so what. So what, so what, you boring little fuck.