Book10Replacement

Book10Replacement is a video Chris uploaded on 30 October 2010. In this video, Chris shows off the "corrected" version of Sonichu 10, something he said he started working on over half a year ago.

These new pages are horrendously unfinished even by Chris' standards. None are colored, for instance, and the majority of the action is textwalling. One wonders why he bothered.

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Book10Replacement
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Stardate	30 October 2010
Subject Matter	Comics Comics
Performance Style	Crazy Crazy
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Transcript

Chris: Wait--it is done! Now I can reveal to you the true pages of which...replace...the ones that were gory..and outrageous! Starting with Page 90 where we ended the trial!
Sean: In our defense...we have a rock...
Judge: I think we've heard enough...jury?
Jury: We, the jury, find the defendants guilty times four!
Judge: I agree! I hereby sentence the four of them to residence in an Amish community! No technology access whatsoever, for the rest of their lives! Court is adjourned!
(Next page)
Narrator: Meanwhile, in the DC Maximum Security Prison...
Slaweel Yram: Eeheehee! My spell is completed! I will wreak havoc on that city once again! I am Slaweel!
(Next page, Slaweel has been knocked into the wall by an explosion of some sort.)
Slaweel: Dang it!
Guard: Hahahaha! Another failed spell, 06960?
Slaweel: Shut up!
Guard: Anyway you have a new cellmate.
(Slaweel's new cellmate is revealed to be Kathleen, Jason Kendrick Howell's woman love slave.)
Slaweel: So, what did they get you for, lady?
(Next page)
Kathleen: Hm, well, [?] Anyway after the 4-Cent-Garbage building collapse, Jason and I made our escape. After we got away we had a fight and he dumped me. He had caught me cheating with the secretary! I was distraught. I went and got-- and used some marijuana...a lot of it! The police caught me using it, I was tried, and now here I am! I heard Jason crashed into a mountain and died. That son of a *BEEP* got what he deserved. Trolling and torturing innocent people is devil's work anyway! Hmm.
Slaweel: Did you smuggle any MJ in?!
Kathleen: No [?]
Slaweel: Oh.
(Next page: we see an extremely crude depiction of a horse-drawn carriage.)
Narrator: One month later, in the Amish community...
(Chris makes clomping noises.)
(Next page: Mao and Alec are dressed in stereotypical Amish clothing)
Alec: Good day, neighbor Mao!
Mao: Good day, neighbor Alec!
Alec: How are you today?
Mao: I had a pleasant night's sleep, and my mandatory chosen wife--my mandatorily chosen wife, she had fixed a good bacon and eggs with biscuits for breakfast! It is good.
Alec: Yes it is.
(Chris hums a tune as we see Sean step on a rake lying on the ground and get whacked in the face.)
(Next page: The Amish trolls continue to talk.)
Alec: Well! Neighbor Sean has hit himself with the rake again.
Mao: Yes.
Alec: He has been doing good being the village idiot his whole life.
Mao: I agree.
Alec: I am looking forward verily [?] to today's barn raising. Ms. Baisley is making her famous beans and bread.
Mao: Ms. Baisley is making her beans and bread again? I enjoy her beans and bread greatly. I enjoy her good food with her delicious milk freshly squeezed from her teats.
Alec: Yes, her bovine breasts give the best milk around, neighbor Mao.
Evan: Neighbor Mao? neighbor Alec, you are mistaken! I am neighbor Evan.
Alec: Oh dear! I am in error. Where is neighbor Mao?
Evan: He has gone to the store for vittles.
(Next page: Mao is in the general store.)
Mao: Good day, shopkeep! I would like two pounds of black-eyed beans, ten carrots and fifty pounds of grain. And have you seen my pussy? She has run off attached to the teats of my lovely wife.
(Next page: Same as the ending of the original Sonichu 10.)
Chris: And then the end of the story. Those are the replacement pages for book number 10. Thank you very much and have a good day.

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