Crass and Champ

Crass (left) and Champ (right)

Crass and Champ are Ivy's pet hermit crabs, named in honor of CWC trolls CrassCrab (disgruntled former PVCC admin, general curmudgeon, and the troll who played Jack Thaddeus) and Champthom (former CWCki admin).

Ivy being Chris's sweetheart du jour, he was fixated on any detail he could learn about her. Beyond even that, he seemed to be psychotically obsessed with her crabs. He remained under the impression that Crass was male and Champ was female, never suspecting that both are actually male.

Chris has produced a video just to entertain the crabs, "wrote" a song about them, and depicted them as the ringbearers in his wedding. Chris has even invited Crass and Champ to accompany Ivy on the plane ride to Charlottesville when she visits him, so that "we can walk the hermit crabs together", suggesting that Chris is unaware that they're probably not real, and thinks that taking care of crabs is the same as taking care of dogs.

See also

• "Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)"
• For My Sweetest Ivy

Ivy Saga
The Players:	The Games:	The Prizes:
Chris Ivy O'Neil Vanessa Hudgens Bob Chandler Barbara Chandler Rocky Shoemaker Clyde Cash Layla Crass and Champ Rachel Flora	Ivy Q&A April 16 Fetish Vids Sonichu Special 1 Wedding Comic Giant Penis Comic	CWC's Message for Ivy Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!!! Holding Out For a Hero Bunny Hop
Coinciding Sagas: Vanessa, Clyde Cash