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[[Image:Crass and Champ Youtube screencap.jpg|thumb|right|This is what Chris-chan actually believes]]
[[Image:CrassAndChampCropped.jpg|thumb|right|Crass (left) and Champ (right)]]
'''Crass and Champ''' are the pet hermit crabs of [[Ivy]], named in honor of CWC trolls CrassCrab (disgruntled [[PVCC (board)|PVCC]] admin and general curmudgeon) and [[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[CWCki]] admin and possibly a lazy spic).  Since Ivy was [[Chris]]'s [[sweetheart]] of the hour, he was fixated on any detail he could learn about her; beyond even that, he seemed to be psychotically obsessed with Ivy's crabs. The fact that Crass is male and Champ is female, yet both having masculine names never seemed to cross Chris, odd as he tends to hate the [[homos]]. Likewise, the thought of Ivy having crabs never seemed to bother Chris.


To date Chris has produced [[Bunny Hop|a video]] just to entertain the crabs, "written" a [[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)|song]] about them, and depicted them as the ringbearers in his [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|wedding]]. Chris has even [[For My Sweetest Ivy|invited]] Crass and Champ to accompany Ivy on the plane ride to [[Charlottesville]] when she visits him, so that "we can walk the hermit crabs together", suggesting that Chris has no clue what hermit crabs are like aside from the fact they're crabs. He also assumes that they will already have shells that will be atrractive to him (orange and a yellow & blue with a [[Pokemon|Pokeball]] design), failing to understand that most people don't have retarded colors on their Hermit crab shells.
'''Crass and Champ''' are [[Ivy]]'s pet [[Wikipedia:Hermit crab|hermit crabs]], named in honor of CWC [[trolls]] [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] (disgruntled former [[PVCC (board)|PVCC]] admin, general curmudgeon, and the troll who played [[Jack Thaddeus]]) and [[User:Champthom|Champthom]] (former [[CWCki]] admin).
[[Category: Pets]]
 
Ivy being [[Chris]]'s [[sweetheart]] ''du jour'', he was fixated on any detail he could learn about her. Beyond even that, he seemed to be psychotically obsessed with her crabs. He remained under the impression that Crass was male and Champ was female, never suspecting that both are actually male. 
 
Chris has produced [[Bunny Hop|a video]] just to entertain the crabs, "wrote" a [[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)|song]] about them, and depicted them as the ringbearers in his [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|wedding]]. Chris has even [[For My Sweetest Ivy|invited]] Crass and Champ to accompany Ivy on the plane ride to [[Charlottesville]] when she visits him, so that "we can walk the hermit crabs together", suggesting that Chris [[Chris and reality|is unaware that they're probably not real]], and thinks that taking care of crabs is the same as taking care of [[Patti Chandler|dogs]].
 
==See also==
*"[[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)]]"
*[[For My Sweetest Ivy]]
 
{{IvySaga}}
 
[[Category:Ivy Saga]]
[[Category:Pets]]

Latest revision as of 11:54, 11 October 2024

Crass (left) and Champ (right)

Crass and Champ are Ivy's pet hermit crabs, named in honor of CWC trolls CrassCrab (disgruntled former PVCC admin, general curmudgeon, and the troll who played Jack Thaddeus) and Champthom (former CWCki admin).

Ivy being Chris's sweetheart du jour, he was fixated on any detail he could learn about her. Beyond even that, he seemed to be psychotically obsessed with her crabs. He remained under the impression that Crass was male and Champ was female, never suspecting that both are actually male.

Chris has produced a video just to entertain the crabs, "wrote" a song about them, and depicted them as the ringbearers in his wedding. Chris has even invited Crass and Champ to accompany Ivy on the plane ride to Charlottesville when she visits him, so that "we can walk the hermit crabs together", suggesting that Chris is unaware that they're probably not real, and thinks that taking care of crabs is the same as taking care of dogs.

See also

Ivy saga.png Ivy Saga Ivy saga.png
The Players: The Games: The Prizes:
Coinciding Sagas: Vanessa, Clyde Cash
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