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After being called "[[Julie]]" multiple times, Sarah May [[Troll|attempted suicide]] over Mumble. Chris then made an [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May|immature shout-out to her on a YouTube video]], with tears faker than all his [[sweetheart]]s combined. | After being called "[[Julie]]" multiple times, Sarah May [[Troll|attempted suicide]] over Mumble. Chris then made an [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May|immature shout-out to her on a YouTube video]], with tears faker than all his [[sweetheart]]s combined. | ||
==See Also== | |||
*[[Autism]] | |||
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Revision as of 11:11, 15 March 2009
Chris is really poor when it comes to understanding and/or coping with death, be it the death of a human or an animal.
Patti Chandler
Patti was Chris' dog, and she died in June 2006. Chris apparently drew a picture of a crying Sonichu face on the signature confirming the euthanasia process.
Aunt Karina
Chris's aunt Karina had her funeral on Chris's birthday, which was also Shrove Tuesday, a Christian holiday that involves eating pancakes. Needless to say, Chris cared more about the pancakes than the funeral of his own aunt. Patti was also obtained from her (see the e-mail link above.)
Ryan Cash
Ryan was Clyde's cousin who was a huge fan of Sonichu. After the comics were delayed over and over, Ryan fell into a depression and committed suicide. Chris, of course, reacted to this in an inconsiderate manner, telling Clyde and his family to "just move on."
RocketFox's Dad
RocketFox's Dad used to be an alcoholic, but recovered and stayed sober for ten years. However, his liver failed and he passed away in late 2008. When RocketFox asked Chris for advice, Chris considered it an "accident" and went on a spiel about how bad alcohol was.
PandaHalo
Despite being 1,000+ km away from the brushfires, Chris assumed PandaHalo was dead. She is actually alive and kicking but Chris still doesn't know this. After her "death," he went to find another sweetheart to mass debate to.
Sarah Jackson
A former heartsweet of Chris (and Decepticon) who was killed in a car crash carefully executed plan by Optimus Prime. SPOILERS: A troll.
Sarah May
After being called "Julie" multiple times, Sarah May attempted suicide over Mumble. Chris then made an immature shout-out to her on a YouTube video, with tears faker than all his sweethearts combined.