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The '''Pixelated PS3''' is a Frankenstein-esque abomination that combines a slimline PS2 with a casing made of randomly-colored (apparently ''black'' is a rare and coveted color) Lego and [[Pixelblocks]], which [[Chris]] submitted to [[Wikipedia:Robot Chicken|''Robot Chicken'']]'s "What would you do for a [[PS3]]?" contest. The Pixelated PS3 was shown to still exist by [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|29 September 2009]].
The '''Pixelated PS3''' is a Frankenstein-esque abomination that combines a slimline PS2 with a casing made of randomly-colored (apparently ''black'' is a rare and coveted color) Lego and [[Pixelblocks]], which [[Chris]] submitted to [[Wikipedia:Robot Chicken|''Robot Chicken'']]'s "What would you do for a [[PS3]]?" contest. The Pixelated PS3 was shown to still exist by [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|29 September 2009]].


Suffice to say, As [[Chris]] is an [[autistic|idiot]] who has no concept of the importance of heat dissipation in electronic items, he would have destroyed his PSTwo in the process by entombing it in so much plastic shit.
Considering that [[Chris]] is an [[autism|idiot]] who has no concept of the importance of heat dissipation in electronic items, it's a wonder he didn't destroy his PSTwo by entombing it in so much plastic shit.


==Video==
==Video==
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===Transcript===
===Transcript===
[[Image:0784-LegoPS3-1.JPG|thumb|175px|The PPS3 in all its pixelated glory.]]
Hello. My name is Christian Weston Chandler, from [[Ruckersville, Virginia]].
Hello. My name is Christian Weston Chandler, from [[Ruckersville, Virginia]].


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[''reaches towards the camera to turn-off recording'']
[''reaches towards the camera to turn-off recording'']
[''briefly pretends to play fake PS3 like a guitar'']


[''switches to a deep voice and Scottish accent''] ''Thunderhorse!''
[''switches to a deep voice and Scottish accent''] ''Thunderhorse!''
==Gallery==
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Image:0783-LegoPS3AndGuitar.JPG
Image:0784-LegoPS3-1.JPG
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Revision as of 20:33, 7 January 2010

The Pixelated PS3 is a Frankenstein-esque abomination that combines a slimline PS2 with a casing made of randomly-colored (apparently black is a rare and coveted color) Lego and Pixelblocks, which Chris submitted to Robot Chicken's "What would you do for a PS3?" contest. The Pixelated PS3 was shown to still exist by 29 September 2009.

Considering that Chris is an idiot who has no concept of the importance of heat dissipation in electronic items, it's a wonder he didn't destroy his PSTwo by entombing it in so much plastic shit.

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Pixelated PS3
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Transcript

Hello. My name is Christian Weston Chandler, from Ruckersville, Virginia.

[sings to the tune of the Klondike Bar jingle] “What would you do for a PS3?”

What I would do for a PS3? I tell ya what I'd do!

Well, if I had the money, I'd wait in line! Like all the other people did with their tents and all that good stuff.

I'd throw away the cure for autismif I had it! 'Cause I wanna get rid of that dog—doggone, long—life-long curse that I've had.

And, uh… oh, yeah! I would trade in my… PS2 for another thing!

Or, uh, otherwise, um… I'd make one from wood if it was hard enough!

But you know what I did? I did it!

[reaches down and picks up fake PS3]

I made it—made one from Legos and [voice cracks with excitement] Pixelblocks!

And—believe it or not… I actually play Guitar Hero on this thing!

[reaches towards the camera to turn-off recording]

[switches to a deep voice and Scottish accent] Thunderhorse!

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