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After having received a blessing from Chris' best (wo)man [[Sarah Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] decide it is time to share an [[Sex| | After having received a blessing from Chris' best (wo)man [[Sarah Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] decide it is time to share an [[Sex|inti moment]], and leave the premises in a carriage pulled by what most respectable MLP fans would hesitate to identify as a badly drawn Rainbow Dash, which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the [[Pokemon| Boulder Badge]]. If Chris is merciful enough this might be the last time he punishes the MLP fandom. We can only hope. | ||
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!Notes | !Notes | ||
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|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan | |[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan | ||
|[[File:Chero.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose | |[[File:Chero.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose | ||
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|center|text-bottom]] | |[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|120px|center|text-bottom]] | ||
|Chris depiction of himself as a pony. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism| quirks]], likes to [[Chris and Art| draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Rape| noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan has problems finding a [[sweetheart]] himself, and was rejected once by that multi-green pony, posibly [[Megan| Camoflage]]. | |Chris depiction of himself as a pony. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism| quirks]], likes to [[Chris and Art| draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Rape| noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan has problems finding a [[sweetheart]] himself, and was rejected once by that multi-green pony, posibly [[Megan| Camoflage]]. | ||
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|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage | |[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage | ||
|[[File:Camo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose | |[[File:Camo.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose | ||
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | |[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] | ||
|Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone|Rejected]] Cheroki-Chan advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister. | |Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone|Rejected]] Cheroki-Chan advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister. | ||
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|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto | |[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto | ||
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose | |[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose | ||
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | |[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | ||
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. Naruto is another inspiration. | |Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. Naruto is another inspiration. | ||
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|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Squall Metal Alchamest | |[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Squall Metal Alchamest | ||
|[[File:Squall.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose | |[[File:Squall.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose | ||
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | |[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] | ||
|And inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on Edward Elric from ''Full Metal Alchemist''. | |And inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on Edward Elric from ''Full Metal Alchemist''. | ||
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|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal | |[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal | ||
|[[File:Crys.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean | |[[File:Crys.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean | ||
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | |[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | ||
|Conmemorative Pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris' future daughter. | |Conmemorative Pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris' future daughter. | ||
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|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence Cyber Warrior | |[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence Cyber Warrior | ||
|[[File:Sala.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose | |[[File:Sala.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose | ||
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | |[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | ||
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] Salamence. | |Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] Salamence. | ||
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|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game | |[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game | ||
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose | |[[File:ty_game.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose | ||
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | |[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | ||
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony. | |[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony. | ||
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|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana | |[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana | ||
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right) | |[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right) | ||
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | |[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | ||
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since. | |When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since. | ||
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|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait | |[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait | ||
|[[File:Edu.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose | |[[File:Edu.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose | ||
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | |[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | ||
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[Wallflower]] type. | |A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[Wallflower]] type. | ||
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|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah | |[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah | ||
|[[File:Honey.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose | |[[File:Honey.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose | ||
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | |[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | ||
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag. | |Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag. | ||
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|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna | |[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna | ||
|[[File:Modest.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose | |[[File:Modest.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose | ||
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | |[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | ||
|Mormon pony. | |Mormon pony. | ||
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|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey | |[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey | ||
|[[File:Lin.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose | |[[File:Lin.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose | ||
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | |[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] | ||
|'Unique and Lovin' it' Pony | |'Unique and Lovin' it' Pony | ||
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|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Federico | |[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico | ||
|[[File:Fede.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose | |[[File:Fede.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose | ||
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | |[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] | ||
|[[Spanish]] Pony | |[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos." From the rest of his description is impossible to find meaning, both English or Spanish wise. | ||
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|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bottom Beck | |[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Bottom Beck | ||
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose | |[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose | ||
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | |[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] | ||
|[[Rosechu|Generic souless and flavorless]] Pony. | |[[Rosechu|Generic souless and flavorless]] Pony. | ||
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Revision as of 19:20, 14 June 2010
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My Little Pony (MLP) is a toy line intended for girls ages 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for Chris, who himself was introduced to them by Megan. Chris has several MLPS made with hair from his head (not the common misconception of pubic hair).
The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from Naruto and Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist, and horrible Mary Sues such as Cheroki-Chan, who is clearly based on the comic-book version of Chris, and Crystal, whose origin is obvious.
In Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009, you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is straight all right...
According to Chris, he's given them up. But why do they continue to hang from your ceiling, Chris? Why?
In the Comics
Like any 8 year old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, Sonichu Special 2 reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts in a display of what for him would be a lovely wedding.
After having received a blessing from Chris' best (wo)man Sarah Hammer, the recently united Chris and Ivy decide it is time to share an inti moment, and leave the premises in a carriage pulled by what most respectable MLP fans would hesitate to identify as a badly drawn Rainbow Dash, which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge. If Chris is merciful enough this might be the last time he punishes the MLP fandom. We can only hope.
| The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness | |||
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| Chris' Own Creations | Original | TCG? In My Ponies? | Notes |
| Cheroki-Chan | Pony in Seaspray Pose | Chris depiction of himself as a pony. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few quirks, likes to draw and color, but above all, he is noble and honorable. Cheroki-Chan has problems finding a sweetheart himself, and was rejected once by that multi-green pony, posibly Camoflage. | |
| Camo-Flage | Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose | Posible representation of Megan Schroeder. She Rejected Cheroki-Chan advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister. | |
| Mimmbo Bo Boruto | Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose | Custom pony based on and made for Daniel Mimms. Naruto is another inspiration. | |
| Squall Metal Alchamest | Pony in Rainbow Dash Pose | And inter-dimensional pony with motherly issues. Based on Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist. | |
| Crystal | Pony Cutie Keen Bean | Conmemorative Pony of Crystal, Chris' future daughter. | |
| Jonhlamence Cyber Warrior | Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose | Camo-flage's older brother combined with the Pokémon Salamence. | |
| Ty Game | Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose | Gamer Pony. | |
| Bee Riana | Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right) | When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since. | |
| Educait | Pony in Sunny Daze Pose | A nerdy Pony. It is of the Wallflower type. | |
| Honeysumerah | Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose | Based on a shallow Pop Star. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway Family Guy gag. | |
| Modest Manna | Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose | Mormon pony. | |
| Linnhadey | Pony in Beachberry Pose | 'Unique and Lovin' it' Pony | |
| Federico | Pony in Beachberry Pose | Spanish Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos." From the rest of his description is impossible to find meaning, both English or Spanish wise. | |
| Bottom Beck | Pony in Diva Pose | Generic souless and flavorless Pony. | |
See also
- Sailor Moon, for more of Chris' Straightness
- List of toys