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[[Image:CWCnudes.jpg|thumb|right|Typical reaction to Chris Chan nudes.]]
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On several occasions, '''nude''' photographs and screencaps showing [[Chris]]'s uncovered or scantly covered body, often including his [[duck|genitals]], have leaked onto the [[Internet]]. These materials include:
On several occasions, '''nude''' photographs and screencaps showing [[Chris]]'s uncovered or scantly covered body, often including his [[duck|genitals]], have leaked onto the [[Internet]].  


* Shots of Chris posing naked in his room. This includes a picture of his semi-flaccid [[penis]], with a picture of [[Sonichu]] drawn on it.
==History==
* Material obtained via webcam, including a video of Chris masturbating, and screenshots of Chris's erect penis.
The first nudes were obtained by [[Lordsillynipples]], a troll posing as Chris's off-and-on sweetheart [[Blanca Weiss]]. These hit the internet on 11 [[September 2008]], quickly followed by a second round of photos released five days later by trolls who hacked Chris's e-mail account. They included photos of a mostly-naked Chris standing around in his room, close-up shots of his flaccid penis with a crude cartoon of Sonichu on it, and the infamous photo of Chris posing in his mother's underwear.  
* Pictures of Chris posing in his mother's underwear.
* Pictures of Chris's hard penis, showing an obvious bend.
* Close up shots of Chris's anus and buttocks.
* A tape of Chris having [[sex]] with a blow-up doll.


In the first set of nudes, Chris was smart enough not to include his face in any of the pictures, but not smart enough not to take a photo in what was clearly his room, complete with a picture of [[Rosechu]] visible in the background.
In the first set of nudes, Chris was smart enough not to include his face in any of the pictures, but not smart enough not to take a photo in what was clearly his room, complete with a picture of [[Rosechu]] visible in the background.
21 September saw the release of webcam-snapped photos showing more of Chris's penis. On 25 September 2008, they were followed by a series of [[Chris Sex Videos|sex videos]] Chris recorded at the behest of his would-be sweetheart [[PandaHalo]]. These featured Chris [[Mass debating|masturbating]] and employing the [[fapcup]], and gave the world a good look at the joint in his [[duck]] for the first time. Even more masturbation videos hit the web two weeks later, on 6 [[October 2008]].
Chris's blow-up doll sex tape, [[For Julie's Eyes Only]], is perhaps the most famous exposure his nude body (save for his socks) has ever received. It was leaked on 20 [[February 2009]]. It came close to being equaled on 16 [[April 2009]], however, when Chris recorded a [[April 16 Fetish Vids|series of videos]] for his new sweetheart [[Ivy]] where (among other things) he stripped naked, danced in his shower, and spanked himself on camera.
[[CWCFlyingElephants]], leaked on 27 April 2009, is the last time Chris has been publicly seen in the nude on the internet. Either he's finally learned his lesson about the wisdom of stripping in front of webcams, or he just hasn't found a [[troll|woman]] who can truly inspire him anymore.


==Drawn nudes==
==Drawn nudes==

Revision as of 18:19, 11 September 2010

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Typical reaction to Chris Chan nudes.

On several occasions, nude photographs and screencaps showing Chris's uncovered or scantly covered body, often including his genitals, have leaked onto the Internet.

History

The first nudes were obtained by Lordsillynipples, a troll posing as Chris's off-and-on sweetheart Blanca Weiss. These hit the internet on 11 September 2008, quickly followed by a second round of photos released five days later by trolls who hacked Chris's e-mail account. They included photos of a mostly-naked Chris standing around in his room, close-up shots of his flaccid penis with a crude cartoon of Sonichu on it, and the infamous photo of Chris posing in his mother's underwear.

In the first set of nudes, Chris was smart enough not to include his face in any of the pictures, but not smart enough not to take a photo in what was clearly his room, complete with a picture of Rosechu visible in the background.

21 September saw the release of webcam-snapped photos showing more of Chris's penis. On 25 September 2008, they were followed by a series of sex videos Chris recorded at the behest of his would-be sweetheart PandaHalo. These featured Chris masturbating and employing the fapcup, and gave the world a good look at the joint in his duck for the first time. Even more masturbation videos hit the web two weeks later, on 6 October 2008.

Chris's blow-up doll sex tape, For Julie's Eyes Only, is perhaps the most famous exposure his nude body (save for his socks) has ever received. It was leaked on 20 February 2009. It came close to being equaled on 16 April 2009, however, when Chris recorded a series of videos for his new sweetheart Ivy where (among other things) he stripped naked, danced in his shower, and spanked himself on camera.

CWCFlyingElephants, leaked on 27 April 2009, is the last time Chris has been publicly seen in the nude on the internet. Either he's finally learned his lesson about the wisdom of stripping in front of webcams, or he just hasn't found a woman who can truly inspire him anymore.

Drawn nudes

On several occasions, Chris has drawn images depicting himself, his friends, or characters from his comic without clothes on, often engaging in sexual acts. For information on these images, see Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack.

Gallery of horrors

Fair warning is given, viewing these images may result in blindness and/or copious amounts of vomit