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''[Turns camera to sex doll]'' Even though right now, you're sitting down. | ''[Turns camera to sex doll]'' Even though right now, you're sitting down. | ||
''[Sets camera up on a table and picks up " | ''[Sets camera up on a table and picks up "Jackie," swinging her around and making his own music of la's and da's, occasionally throwing in random phrases as lyrics.]'' | ||
''[He stops dancing and kisses the sex doll's lips (where his [[duck]] has inevitably been) and sets her down. He comes to turn the camera off.]'' | ''[He stops dancing and kisses the sex doll's lips (where his [[duck]] has inevitably been) and sets her down. He comes to turn the camera off.]'' | ||
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And after having picked you up | And after having picked you up Jackie and giving you a good dance and song, we are now heading out to the restaurant. We're gonna have some fun on the car-- sitting on the car and eating our food. Yep. Yum yum. ''[Unintelligible]'' yum yum. | ||
''[Proceeds to spend the rest of the video [[Random-access humor|making strange "wacka doo" noises]].]'' | ''[Proceeds to spend the rest of the video [[Random-access humor|making strange "wacka doo" noises]].]'' | ||
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''["Jackie" is sitting on the hood of Chris's car. Chris comes by and sits down, [[Obesity|making the car shake noticeably]].]'' | ''["Jackie" is sitting on the hood of Chris's car. Chris comes by and sits down, [[Obesity|making the car shake noticeably]].]'' | ||
Okay, so | Okay, so Jackie and I are here at McDonald's parking lot... we are sitting on top our car, we just enjoyed some apple-dippers and a Happy Meal. | ||
''[Chris moves the doll as a child would when making a toy speak, and uses a [[sexism|shrill, high pitched voice]] while he [[Chris and reality|pretends | ''[Chris moves the doll as a child would when making a toy speak, and uses a [[sexism|shrill, high pitched voice]] while he [[Chris and reality|pretends Jackie is talking]].]'' | ||
''[As | ''[As Jackie]'' ''[Unintelligible]''... if you'd like. Or even better... ''[Unintelligible]''...and I'd like that (?) | ||
''[As himself]'' Yes, it was very enjoyable. Very good... So | ''[As himself]'' Yes, it was very enjoyable. Very good... So Jackie-pie, what'cha wanna do now? | ||
''[As | ''[As Jackie]'' I say we make out. And then see where it goes from there. | ||
''[As himself]'' Alright. | ''[As himself]'' Alright. | ||
''[Chris then proceeds to give " | ''[Chris then proceeds to give "Jackie" a deep, open-mouthed kiss in the public parking lot of a McDonald's. He reaches past her and clicks an iPod or a radio. "California Gurls" plays. Chris then moves the doll so that he his legs are wrapped around it, its legs around him. He makes out with it for a few seconds before doing a strange, [[gaybian|scissor-like]] sex act. He makes sex noises, switching between his voice and Jackie's. He kisses her again for a moment before returning to his strange humping. He then puts the doll on the hood of his car, turns the music off and rushes to the camera.]'' | ||
Man, it's hot out here. | Man, it's hot out here. | ||
Revision as of 16:57, 25 February 2012
Chris and Jackie's Date is a four-video series of a date between Chris and Jackie (represented by a sex doll) leaked on 24 February 2012. Their romantic date consists of dancing in Chris's room, a trip in Son-Chu to get a McDonald's, eating it in Chris's front yard and a thirty-second hump in what appears to be the changing room of a clothes store.
The videos were originally leaked as one0612-hioghuyiogyo [SaveYouTube.com], two0612-vgiherqighbvpioerua [SaveYouTube.com], three0612-rqwehgiohcnracga [SaveYouTube.com] and four0612-hncu9tgohaeruxye [SaveYouTube.com].
Videos
One
| Chris and Jackie's Date 1 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 24 February 2012 |
| Subject Matter |  Sex
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Saga |  Jackie  Tomgirl
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| Shirt | Green tomgirl |
| Other |  Leaked
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Transcript
And now, Jackie-pie, I'm gonna go ahead and sweep you off your feet.
[Turns camera to sex doll] Even though right now, you're sitting down. [Sets camera up on a table and picks up "Jackie," swinging her around and making his own music of la's and da's, occasionally throwing in random phrases as lyrics.]
[He stops dancing and kisses the sex doll's lips (where his duck has inevitably been) and sets her down. He comes to turn the camera off.]
Two
| Chris and Jackie's Date 2 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 24 February 2012 |
| Subject Matter | Dating
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| Performance Style | Crazy
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| Saga | Jackie Tomgirl
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| Shirt | Green tomgirl |
| Other | Leaked
|
Transcript
And after having picked you up Jackie and giving you a good dance and song, we are now heading out to the restaurant. We're gonna have some fun on the car-- sitting on the car and eating our food. Yep. Yum yum. [Unintelligible] yum yum.
[Proceeds to spend the rest of the video making strange "wacka doo" noises.]
Three
| Chris and Jackie's Date 3 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 24 February 2012 |
| Subject Matter | Dating & sex
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| Performance Style | Crazy
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| Saga | Jackie Tomgirl
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| Shirt | Green tomgirl |
| Other | Leaked
|
Transcript
["Jackie" is sitting on the hood of Chris's car. Chris comes by and sits down, making the car shake noticeably.] Okay, so Jackie and I are here at McDonald's parking lot... we are sitting on top our car, we just enjoyed some apple-dippers and a Happy Meal.
[Chris moves the doll as a child would when making a toy speak, and uses a shrill, high pitched voice while he pretends Jackie is talking.]
[As Jackie] [Unintelligible]... if you'd like. Or even better... [Unintelligible]...and I'd like that (?)
[As himself] Yes, it was very enjoyable. Very good... So Jackie-pie, what'cha wanna do now?
[As Jackie] I say we make out. And then see where it goes from there.
[As himself] Alright.
[Chris then proceeds to give "Jackie" a deep, open-mouthed kiss in the public parking lot of a McDonald's. He reaches past her and clicks an iPod or a radio. "California Gurls" plays. Chris then moves the doll so that he his legs are wrapped around it, its legs around him. He makes out with it for a few seconds before doing a strange, scissor-like sex act. He makes sex noises, switching between his voice and Jackie's. He kisses her again for a moment before returning to his strange humping. He then puts the doll on the hood of his car, turns the music off and rushes to the camera.]
Man, it's hot out here.
Four
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| Chris and Jackie's Date 4 | |
| Saga |
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| Shirt | Green tomgirl |
Transcript
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