Difference between revisions of "Chandler Family Tree"
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Revision as of 16:21, 15 June 2015
Chris's ideas about his ancestry and lineage unsurprisingly differ greatly from what is known to be true.
This Chandler Family Tree includes pets and people Chris imagines to be related to him:
Ancient leader Anne Boleyn, of the Queen of England──────Mary Boleyn Cherokee Clan │ │ ??? │ │ │ Richard Weston, │ 1st Earl of Portland ??? │ │ ??? │ │ │ Daniel Weston │ │ Robert Jean ??? Franklin-----------Holloman │ Chandler Sr. │ Chandler ├────────────────────────────────────┬─────────┬─────────────────────┐ │ │ │ │ │ Patricia Robert Barbara Jack Ran Corrina Harriett Tom Raymond Chandler---------Franklin------------Anne-----------Dale or Coleman Weston Ashby-----Ashby Weston │ Chandler Jr. │ Weston │ Smithey Yeatts │ ┌───────────┤ ┌─────┴─────┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ David Carol Christopher cats Cole Jonathan Alan Suzanne Weston Smithey Carey Chandler Chandler Chandler │ │ │ ┌─────┴─────┬───────────┬───────────┬───────────┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ Savannah Patti Crystal Sonichu-----Rosechu Reginald Chandler Chandler Weston │ Chandler Chandler │ ┌─────┴─────┬───────────┐ │ │ │ Cerah Christine Robbie
Poké Family Tree
Chris naturally drew his family tree in the form of Pokémon. He gives pilgrim hats to those on the Weston side and feathered headdresses to those on the Chandler side, both in reference to the extremely dubious tales of Chris's heritage.
Below is a transcription with the format Name / Date of Birth / Description / Culture and Pokemon.
- Top row
- Cole Smithey / born 7.24.1969 / Likes to play drums. Movie reviewer for New York Newspaper / English Pilgrim Electabuzz
- Christian W. Chandler / born 2.24.82 / Likes Pokemon, Sonic, and [Mario?]. 12th Grade student at Manchester High / Pikachu with Both Pilgrim and Native American garb.
- Carol Chandler / born 7.7.64 / Math wiz at college. / Native American Wigglytuff
- Allen Chandler [sic] / born 12.2?.62 / ophthalmologist / Native American Alakazam
- Row 2
- Harriett Ashby / born ?.?.? / Administrative Assistant. Married to Tom Ashby / English Pilgrim Clefable
- Barbara W. Chandler / born ?.?.? / ??? / English Pilgrim Nidoqueen
- Robert F. Chandler / born 2.9.1928 / Retired Engineer. Likes old music. / Native American Nidoking
- Row 3
- Carrie Edna Weston / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Clefairy
- Joseph Otto Weston / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Haunter
- Jean Holloman Chandler / ? / ? / Native American Vulpix
- Robert F. Chandler Sr. / ? / ? / Native American Farfetch’d
- Row 4
- Victoria Wynn / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Victreebell
- Robert Wynn / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Fearow
- ? / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Missingno
- ? / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Dugtrio
- Frances Holloman / ? / ? / Native American Jynx
- J Holloman / ? / ? / Native American Porygon
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Jigglypuff
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Sandslash
- Row 5
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Exeggutor
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Kadabra
- Bottom row
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Hitmonlee
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Nidorina
- ? / ? / ? / Native American Persian
Actual family tree
All documented ancestry of Chris is depicted in this tree. Also note that Chris's great grandfather, Robert P. Wynn, was allegedly a two-timing drunk who "failed to provide even the most basic support for his wife and children".[1]
Imaginary people removed:
