Knights Chats - Lady Friend Discussion

NOTE: At this point, Chris is maintaining a cover story that his sex partner is simply an older woman.

The "Older Lady Friend" Call

5 July 2021

Anaxis's summary

The scheduled call with Chris takes place. Most of it is mundane, discussing the Watchmen and their suspicions around me and Praetor, as well as Funko and the Matrix franchise. WCT continues self-aggrandizing, and I request (again, in vain) that Chris answer the Q&A questions I've provided him with. However, the most notable aspect of this call is Chris mentioning having an "older lady friend" who he has supposedly been having regular sex with. The Knights congratulate him on this and ask some minor questions, though Chris divulges little. After this call ends, a second one starts in the second layer, where the Knights discuss the call, and speculate on the identity of this supposed mystery woman and why she had stuck around Chris. The next day, in the second layer, WCT summarizes the lesser aspects of the call to another user, and again discusses the flaws in the Watchmen. NOTE: This call with Chris and the subsequent private one without him were unfortunately not recorded, so the only evidence I have of them taking place are these chat transcripts of myself and others who didn't have their mics turned on, reacting to the call. Keep this in mind when trying to evaluate context.

#voice-chat (First Layer)

Lainchu (Anaxis) 08:37 PM Hello everyone Sorry, I've got a bad mic. I'm just going to hang out if you don't mind. They didn't trust me for some reason. They were paranoid that I was some sort of double agent of Praetor. MKR believed I was part of some trolling group too It was all very bizarre Any sneak peaks [sic] on what your next joint business venture is? I was trying to get the others to negotiate with Praetor and come to a compromise And they wouldn't hear any of it It just made them more suspicious That's great! I hope the trip goes well. Nice! sonichuzap The Fool 08:42 PM brb Lainchu (Anaxis) 08:44 PM That sounds great! Best of luck on the business ventures. Bye! Have a nice day Congrats! Kawaii Silvia 08:50 PM Kawaii Lainchu (Anaxis) 08:50 PM We don't need to dwell on the old group's mistakes That sounds awesome, chris! Oof, take care of yourself Stay safe It was envy They were competition for your attention It was Val, actually Ironically No, he hated me I mean, [Klop] gave me the invite initially But Val sent the actual link He's washed his hands of the watchmen She might be too loyal to MKR Josh's discord account was banned too I think he's got his hands full He's got bigger problems than discord lol He's ambivalent And after years, I don't blame him By the way, chris, I know I sound like a broken record, but if you have the time, I'd really appreciate it if you can answer the questions! When you've got the time of course. Thank you! Kawaii I'm glad to hear it Chris 09:02 PM [Picture of a "Holistic George" from Seinfeld Funko pop.] Lainchu (Anaxis) 09:02 PM Nice! Funko makes figures of everything (edited) I think Funko focuses more on characters than people You're writing a chapter for the book?? That's so cool! Chris wrote short stories You can feel changes in your very bones sometimes https://tenor.com/view/pills-drugs-medicine-blue-pill-red-pill-gif-12463860 Lol, yes, definitely listen to Morpheus The Fool 09:06 PM [GIF of three men in a hallway, with the green "Matrix effect" over the image.] Lainchu (Anaxis) 09:07 PM Matrix as a franchise kind of died a while ago I love the Animatrix! Oh that doesn't shock me lol But yeah, the animatrix is really cool. Guy who made Aeon Flux did one of the shorts. I had a great time chatting, Chris! Even tho I technically can only type, lol The Defenders! The CWCville Order Nah, leave the old ways behind I've been calling it the Protectorate Thanks for coming by! Have a good night!

#private-voice-chat (Second Layer)

NOTE: Chris was not directly involved in this conversation. Lainchu (Anaxis) 09:15 PM Remember, more people there are, the harder secrecy and order will be to maintain. @Neko Yeah, the sex thing surprised me I wonder who this mystery woman is I don't think he's gonna be able to keep the secret for long, especially if they get more "serious" For Chris's standards at least She's definitely gonna get that Without a shadow of a doubt Maybe she already knows and doesn't care Para 09:19 PM wat The WCT 09:20 PM you wanna join private vc? @Para Lainchu (Anaxis) 09:20 PM I think she might be more put off by potential harassment Subtlety has never been Chris's strong suit (edited)

6 July 2021

#cwc-general (Second Layer)

NOTE: Chris was not directly involved in this conversation. [REDACTED] 1:21 AM How'd the call go? The WCT 01:21 AM [Replying to "How'd the call go?"] it went well. I chose not to record it (probably for the best) but it sounds like Chris is done with Meghan and Kyle. And despite whatever they might be planning on, it won't end well. [REDACTED] 1:22 AM Cool. The WCT 01:22 AM Chris told me that Caden is gonna help him buy a PC so that he can do more streams and such with the money they've earned from the partnership they've been having for a while now. (edited) If Caden actually goes through with that, he will have earned my respect. Silvia 01:23 AM Hear hear. Baby steps with Caden The WCT 01:23 AM like I said previously, I want to talk with him first. giving him a second chance. [REDACTED] 1:24 AM [Replying to "Chris told me that Caden is gonna help him buy a PC so that he can do more streams and such with the money they've earned from the partnership they've been having for a while now. (edited)"] Did he say what kind of streams? The WCT 01:25 AM [Replying to "Did he say what kind of streams?"] not really, but I wouldn't be surprised if it were the kind that he did last year. Silvia 01:25 AM Probably reading The WCT 01:25 AM MLP and Red vs Blue reactions, or Dmensional Merge stuff. I really wished the Watchmen did listen to Anaxis's suggestion of coming up with a compromise with Praetor so that there wouldn't be any beef between us. looking back though, it was probably based on jealousy. lol Silvia 01:27 AM I think that’s their core flaw. Jealous The WCT 01:28 AM Jealousy and lack of control. The Fool 02:58 PM you when chris was like "you ever sit in your room and just feel wavy? thats the merge" and I was just saying to myself "no thats diabetes dude" like is he seeing a doctor? The WCT 02:58 PM I don't think so from what I know. The Fool 02:58 PM he should probably get on that he already had a heart attack he knows he's mortal, just remind him the merge hasn't completed yet and he hasn't fully merged with his immortal body so he should be mindful to take care of his body while it's still mortal he already had to save his alt-universe counterparts (edited) cuz like legit I'm surprised he hasn't had a stroke The WCT 03:06 PM I don't know if he'll live to be 50. The Fool 03:07 PM he is 50 in chris-chan years the body is very durable, when it shits out then it really shits out