THAT IS MY HOUSE

THAT IS MY HOUSE is a video uploaded 27 August 2009 in which Chris demands footage of his house be removed from the Internet. As of 29 August, Chris has taken the video down.

Description

I was Already In Deep Enough, but THIS IS TOO DEEP! GET ALL MY HOUSE IMAGES OFF THE INTERNET! I am counting on ALL FULL Positive Cooperation in this major matter. Christian Weston Chandler, August 17 [sic], 2009

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[Chris races into frame, VERY angry and upset]

This doesn't even deserve a Captain's Log introduction, [dramatic glasses removal] BECAUSE this is DEAD SERIOUS. The inside and outside tour I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the Internet, [Chris suddenly begins to scream in a fit of childish rage] MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME! THEY'RE BLAMING IT AT ME! IT'S MY FAULT I ADMIT IT! IT'S MY FAULT! I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT MY HOUSE OFF! THE! INTERNET! I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!..

[There is a noticable jumpcut, as a result of a removed scene in which Bob Chandler enters and talks with Chris. Chris's glasses are back on his face and the door is left open from when Bob walked in. See the Uncut version below]

..so, yeah, please, get everything off the internet...

NowNOWNOWNOWNOW NOWWWWWW!

[Chris stomps the ground as he yells, the camera noticably shakes]

[He quickly calms down then holds up peace sign]

Curse the trolls, peace to everyone else.

Uncut

An uncut version was posted by Vivian Gee on 29 August 2009, where Bob Chandler walks in and scolds Chris for making the video.

This marks the first Chris video explicitly featuring another person.

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[At about 0:30, Bob opens the door and walks in]

Bob: Listen to me! Listen to me.

Chris: Yes...

Bob: Listen to me.

Chris: Yes.

Bob: Shut that goddamn thing off. I don't care what you do. [gestures at what is likely Chris's PS3] You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.

Chris: I'm working on it.

Bob: [points at the door] Go work on it!

Chris: I am work-

Bob: Do you realize! Do you realize something, let me tell you! If the Health Department of Green County sees those videos, that you put on the damn internet, they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it?

Chris: I see.

Bob: You go get that goddamn stuff off of there and fast.

Chris: I'm working on it! I was making a YouTube-making a video for YouTube telling everybody to get the images off of the internet.

Bob: No...

Chris: It's out-it's out of my control.

Bob: Oh, you get 'em off.

Chris: It's out of my control, I don't know where to go! I don't know where to go!

Bob: You loaded them up there, you unload 'em!

Chris: I'm working on it!

Bob: Go do it!

Chris: I am working-I am doing it! I'm starting-

Bob: Get over here and do it!

Chris: I-[sputters]

Bob: [walks out of the room] I'll be up all night with you if I have to. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.

Chris: I'll working on it!

Bob': [from outside] Get in there and start!

Chris: I'm working on it! Let me do the stupid video so I can tell everybody in my command to get everything-help me get everything off the internet-

Bob: [interrupting] Listen.

Chris: -about our house!

Bob: I don't wanna get kicked out of my house by the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a knife in our back and kill us.

Chris: Alright, let me just-

Bob: Get that stuff off of there and get it off of there fast!

Chris: I'm work-I'm workin' on it! I'm working on it!

[Cut footage ends at 2:11, continuing into NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWW]