Difference between revisions of "Pokémon"

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[[Image:Zapdos.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Zapdos is not amused with Chris's faggotry.]]
[[Image:Zapdos.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Zapdos is not amused with Chris's faggotry.]]


* [[Wikipedia:Pikachu|Pikachu]] - Transformed into [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]].
* [[Wikipedia:Pikachu|Pikachu]] - Transformed into [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]]. Despite the importance to Sonichu lore, this is basically the only time a Pikachu appears or is mentioned in the comic. From this point on, it's all just shitty recolors of Chris' original shitty recolor.
* [[Wikipedia:Raichu|Raichu]] - Transformed into [[Rosechu]] by the [[Rainbow]], in [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]]
* [[Wikipedia:Raichu|Raichu]] - Transformed into [[Rosechu]] by the [[Rainbow]], in [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]]
* [[WIkipedia:Dragonite|Dragonite]] - One of [[Kel]]'s other Pokémon.  In [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]], Kel offered his sexual services to Rosechu.
* [[WIkipedia:Dragonite|Dragonite]] - One of [[Kel]]'s other Pokémon.  In [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]], Kel offered his sexual services to Rosechu.

Revision as of 00:00, 9 September 2009

Pokémon is one of Nintendo's greatest creations, a Japanese cultural phenomena that is beloved by children around the world, and a billion dollar franchise encompassing video games, card games, toys, an anime series, and much, much more.

Yet it only took one autistic manchild to forever ruin it for an entire generation.

Chris-Chan in the Pokémon world

Chris, according to the Sonichu article in Cwcipedia, see himself as an official Pokémon gym leader. He claims to have all 387 Pokémon leveled-up to level 100 on his Pokémon Diamond game, all of them being trained without any kind of cheating or rare candies. It's not certain whether this is truth or more of his autistic imagination. However, given the fact he owns every Pokémon game and game system, in addition to the fact he has no life at all, it may very well be true.

As the leader of the Cwcville Pokémon Gym, Chris has as a team:

  • Sonichu
  • Inuyasha, a Blaziken
  • Greg, a Swampert
  • Christina, a Sceptile
  • Vanessa, a Gardevoir
  • Bagoner, a Salamence

Pokémon appearing in Sonichu comics

Zapdos is not amused with Chris's faggotry.

See Also