Chris and Jackie's Date
Chris and Jackie's Date is a four-video series of a date between Chris and Jackie (represented by a sex doll) leaked on 24 February 2012. Their romantic date consists of dancing in Chris's room, a trip in Son-Chu to get a McDonald's, eating it in Chris's front yard and a thirty-second hump in what appears to be the changing room of a clothes store.
The videos were originally leaked as one0612-hioghuyiogyo [SaveYouTube.com], two0612-vgiherqighbvpioerua [SaveYouTube.com], three0612-rqwehgiohcnracga [SaveYouTube.com] and four0612-hncu9tgohaeruxye [SaveYouTube.com].
Videos
One
| Chris and Jackie's Date 1 | |
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| Shirt | Green tomgirl |
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And now, Jackie-pie, I'm gonna go ahead and sweep you off your feet.
[Turns camera to sex doll] Even though right now, you're sitting down. [Sets camera up on a table and picks up "Jacky," swinging her around and making his own music of la's and da's, occasionally throwing in random phrases as lyrics.]
[He stops dancing and kisses the sex doll's lips (where his duck has inevitably been) and sets her down. He comes to turn the camera off.]
Two
| Chris and Jackie's Date 2 | |
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| Shirt | Green tomgirl |
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And after having picked you up Jacky and giving you a good dance and song, we are now heading out to the restaurant. We're gonna have some fun on the car-- sitting on the car and eating our food. Yep. Yum yum. [Unintelligible] yum yum.
[Proceeds to spend the rest of the video making strange "wacka doo" noises.]
Three
| Chris and Jackie's Date 3 | |
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| Shirt | Green tomgirl |
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["Jackie" is sitting on the hood of Chris's car. Chris comes by and sits down, making the car shake noticeably.] Okay, so Jacky and I are here at McDonald's parking lot... we are sitting on top our car, we just enjoyed some apple-dippers and a Happy Meal.
[Chris moves the doll as a child would when making a toy speak, and uses a shrill, high pitched voice while he pretends Jacky is talking.]
[As Jacky] [Unintelligible]... if you'd like. Or even better... [Unintelligible]...and I'd like that (?)
[As himself] Yes, it was very enjoyable. Very good... So Jacky-pie, what'cha wanna do now?
[As Jacky] I say we make out. [Unintelligible]
[As himself] Alright.
[Chris then proceeds to give "Jacky" a deep, open-mouthed kiss in the public parking lot of a McDonald's. He reaches past her and clicks an iPod or a radio. "California Gurls" plays. Chris then moves the doll so that he his legs are wrapped around it, its legs around him. He makes out with it for a few seconds before doing a strange, scissor-like sex act. He makes sex noises, switching between his voice and Jacky's. He kisses her again for a moment before returning to his strange humping. He then puts the doll on the hood of his car, turns the music off and rushes to the camera.]
Man, it's hot out here.
Four
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| Chris and Jackie's Date 4 | |
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| Shirt | Green tomgirl |
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