User:Cleftpalete
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Encyclopedia Dramatica User This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland. |
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Called Bob This user has talked to Bob on the phone. |
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Called Barb This user has talked to Barb on the phone. |
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Called Chris This user has talked to Chris on the phone. |
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Krapplefag This user regularly posts on /cwc/ |
| “ | You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place. | ” |
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DO YOU WANT DO WHAT CLEFTPALETE DOES?
Defagging! It's simple! But what is it? Answer: It's a game of I SPY! Think about the wiki as your house. Under all your expensive furniture, tiny dustbunnies are festering.
LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A DUSTBUNNY!
File:Stephen fry.jpg
Stephen Fry, LittleBigPlanet's narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is intelligent, witty, successful, handsome, wealthy, and charming, as opposed to a bumbling moron. While they are both gay men, Fry does not engage in self-loathing closet dwelling.
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| This is a dustbunny, because the editor was obviously trying to plug one of his interests in to the article, possibly for it to get more exposure. For everyone else besides the editor and a few scattered fans, this image is meaningless. In this case it's Stephen Fry, but it has been in many forms. Here are a few more examples: File:Paulyslurp.jpg true - the straw has its own fan art devotees. File:SexVideoReaction.png Typical reaction to watching Chris's sex videos. |
Alright, got that? Now let's look at our next dustbunny..
| “ | Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV is a video Chris uploaded on 25 September 2010. Chris addresses the video to Lars, an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest sweetheart, Jackie, who had been spreading a nude photo of her around the Internet. Jackie want Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.[1] Chris proceeds to belittle and disrespect the victims of the Titanic disaster by pretending to sink a LEGO boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet. | ” |
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| This is a dustbunny, because the editor is overreacting to Chris for something that was really very innocent, and something that he had the underhand in anyway (Like much of his life). You might believe that there's no problem with this, considering this is a Wiki devoted to documenting this autist's misadventures. This is why it's a problem; It's inconsistent with this very Wiki! If were so shocked and appalled that Chris pretended to sink a toy titanic boat, then why aren't we upset with Chris for jizzing all over his Sonichu medallion, or dressing as a woman and making out with a sexdoll on his front lawn?
Chris is a person so inconsistent and strange that it's hard to make rules about this sort of thing, but that doesn't mean it should be ignored, and the Wiki should be filled with gaping holes because they want Chris to look slightly worse than he already does. Here's a few more examples;
The CWCki is filled with men, not pussies, right? Well if we are men then don't cry over things a self-esteemed drained aspie tells you! |
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To be continued