Son-Chu Review Skit Redux
Son-Chu Review Skit Redux is a video published to Chris's YouTube channel on 28 November 2024. It is a remake of the very ending portion of Son-Chu Review, a 48 minute long emgo316 parody video Chris made in April 2017.
Video
| Son-Chu Review Skit Redux | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 28 November 2024 |
| Saga |  Praetor
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Description
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Transcript
Optimus Prime: [-o?] Son-Chu. By request of mayor Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. of the city of Cwcville, as well as Magi-Chan Sonichu, you and your Autobot team are hereby requested and destinated to go protect and defend the city of Cwcville with the others. I will trust you to do that. I leave it up to you to protect the city of Cwcville, along with the- your fellow Autobots and your team, as well as the Sonichus and Rosechus. With the present mayor, as well as the future mayor herself after him. I'm trusting you all you will do a good job.
Son-Chu: Yes, sir! I'll do my best, sir!
Excelina: [Four mouth noises imitating movement.] Hello, sir!
Optimus Prime: Ah, yes, Excelina. How may I help you?
Excelina: I've come with a present from you. From Cwcville Pizzeria! Here you are, a big box of...
Optimus Prime toy: Mmm! Pizza bagels! Yum! Let me have it!
Excelina: Yes, sir.
Optimus Prime: [Eating noises.] [Groan that's supposed to be a belch.] Ah, yes. Very good, really good, really good. Thank you Excelina, and I'll trust you to do very well in the city of Cwcville. Now both of you, go forth!
Son-Chu and Excelina: Yes, sir!
Alpha Trion: [Scream coming from off-screen.] YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG WARRIORS! [Enters scene after video cut.] Young warriors, lishen to me now, for my advice is relevant to today's standards.
Son-Chu: Eh, I wonder what he means by that.
Alpha Trion: When an Internet bully or cyber-troll is bothering you a whole lot, ignorance is truly bliss against thy foes. Report the emails, and all the haters and fakers on the social media, and block them all.
Son-Chu: He's right you know. So, you approach- you find a hater, somebody that's just giving you really bad commentary, just block them. Ignore them. Ignore all the comments that are not beneficial. And all you haters and fakers? Stop it. Stop hating and faking yourselves, and start being honest and good with others and yourself. Alright? It's enough about that.
Chris: Okay, breaking the fourth wall here. Have a good day, all of you. Thank you.
Edits
PSA: Ignorance Is Truly Bliss Against The Haters And Fakers
On 29 September 2025, Chris uploaded an edit of the Son-Chu Review Skit Redux. The video features badly edited, repetitively looped audio and video throughout.
| PSA: Ignorance Is Truly Bliss Against The Haters And Fakers | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 29 September 2025 |
| Subject Matter |  Trolls
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| Performance Style |  Reason  Crazy
|
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Transcript
[One of Chris's Transformers characters, half out of frame, addresses the viewer.]
Alpha Trion: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG WARRIORS! YOUNG WARRIORS! Lishen to me now! Lishen to me now! Lishen to me now! For my advice is relevant to today's standards. YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG W-[audio cut] Lishen to me now! Lishen to me now! Lishen to me now!
[Jump cut, the Transformer is now framed properly.]
Alpha Trion: Ignorance is truly bliss against thy foes. When an Internet bully or cyber-troll is bothering you a whole lot, report all the haters, and all fakers, on the social media. Report all the haters, all the haters, all the haters. Report all fakers, all fakers, all fakers. And block them all.
[Jump cut, the Transformer is now half out of frame.]
Alpha Trion: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG WARRIORS!
[Jump cut, the Transformer is now framed properly.]
Alpha Trion: When an Internet bully or cyber-troll is bothering you a whole lot, report all the haters, and all fakers, on the social media. Report all the haters, all the haters, all the haters. Report all fakers, all fakers, all fakers. And block them all. Ignorance is truly bliss against thy foes.
[Jump cut, the Transformer is now half out of frame.]
Alpha Trion: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG WARRIORS!
[Jump cut, the Transformer is now framed properly.]
Alpha Trion: Ignorance is truly bliss against thy foes. Ignorance is truly bliss against thy foes.
[Cut to Son-Chu.]
Son-Chu: Eh. I wonder what he means by that?
[Cut back to the original Transformer, half out of frame.]
Alpha Trion: YOUNG WARRIORS! Lishen to me now!
[Jump cut, the Transformer is now framed properly.]
Alpha Trion: When an Internet bully or cyber-troll is bothering you a whole lot, ignorance is truly bliss against thy foes.
[Cut to Son-Chu.]
Son-Chu: He's right ya know. 'E's right- 'E's right- 'E's right. So you po- so you find a hater, somebody that's just giving you really bad commentary. Ignore them, ignore them, ignore them. Ignore all the comments that are not beneficial. Ignore them, ignore them, ignore them, ignore all the comments that are not beneficial. And all you haters and fakers, stop it. Stop hating and fake- Stop hating and fake- Stop hating and fake- Stop hating and faking on yourselves and start being honest and good- Start being honest and good- Start being honest and good- Start being honest and good, with others and yourself. All right? All right? Stop hating and fake- Start being honest and good with others, and yourself. 'S enough about that.
Now Go Forth!
On 27 November 2025, Chris uploaded another edit similar to PSA: Ignorance Is Truly Bliss Against The Haters And Fakers. The video features badly edited, repetitively looped audio and video throughout.
| Now Go Forth! | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 27 November 2025 |
| Performance Style | Reason Crazy
|
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Transcript
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Update
Chris uploaded an updated version on 3 December 2025, edited to add zoom ins and replace sounds from Chris's mouth with sound effects.
| Son Chu First Outtake Movie Redux Updated | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 3 December 2025 |
| Subject Matter |  Music
|
| Saga | Praetor
|
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Description
| Classic Titans Return Son-Chu Review Video [Links to Retro Review: Titans Return Son-Chu Review] JCWCSP sings Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: No Subtitles: Original Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: No Subtitles Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: Playlist for Medatron: Playlist for Punicrackder-V: Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: Follow me on BlueSky: You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store Music for Go Transformers, To Be Continued song, Opera song, and Remixes generated by suno.com (AI Generated Music). |
Update with Subtitles
He also uploaded a subtitled version of the update.
| Son-Chu First Outtake Movie Redux Updated Subtitled | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 3 December 2025 |
| Saga | Praetor
|
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Description
| Subtitled for the hearing and esoteric impaired.
Classic Titans Return Son-Chu Review Video JCWCSP sings Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: No Subtitles: Original Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video
Subtitled: No Subtitles Playlist for Transformers Legacy United Merged figures: Playlist for Medatron: Playlist for Punicrackder-V: Past Ideas Reemerging movie playlist: Follow me on BlueSky: You can buy Transformers toys and accessories at BigBadToyStore Official Cwclight Website, Blog and Store Official Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Etsy Store Music for Go Transformers, To Be Continued song, Opera song, and Remixes generated by suno.com (AI Generated Music). |
References
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