Book10Replacement
Book10Replacement is a video Chris uploaded on 30 October 2010. In this video, Chris shows off the "corrected" version of Sonichu 10, something he said he started working on over half a year ago.
These new pages are horrendously unfinished even by Chris' standards. None are colored, for instance, and the majority of the action is textwalling. One wonders why he bothered.
Video
| Book10Replacement | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 30 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Comics
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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Transcript
Chris: Wait--it is done! Now I can reveal to you the true pages of which...replace...the ones that were gory..and outrageous! Starting with Page 90 where we ended the trial!
Sean: In our defense...we have a rock...
Judge: I think we've heard enough...jury?
Jury: We, the jury, find the defendants guilty times four!
Judge: I agree! I hereby sentence the four of them to residence in an Amish community! No technology access whatsoever, for the rest of their lives! Court is adjourned!
(Next page)
Narrator: Meanwhile, in the DC Maximum Security Prison...
Slaweel Yram: Eeheehee! My spell is completed! I will wreak havoc on that city once again! I am Slaweel!
(Next page, Slaweel has been knocked into the wall by an explosion of some sort.)
Slaweel: Dang it!
Guard: Hahahaha! Another failed spell, 06960?
Slaweel: Shut up!
Guard: Anyway you have a new cellmate.
(Slaweel's new cellmate is revealed to be Kathleen, Jason Kendrick Howell's woman love slave.)
Slaweel: So, what did they get you for, lady?
(Next page)
Kathleen: Hm, well, [?], Slaweel. Anyway after the 4-Cent-Garbage building collapse, Jason and I made our escape. After we got away we had a fight and he dumped me. He had caught me cheating with the secretary! I was distraught. I went and got-- and used some marijuana...a lot of it! The police caught me using it, I was tried, and now here I am! I heard Jason crashed into a mountain and died. That son of a *BEEP* got what he deserved. Trolling and torturing innocent people is devil's work anyway! Hmm.
Slaweel: Did you smuggle any MJ in?!
Kathleen: No, they frisked me and got all I had from my breasts and up my asshole. [?]
Slaweel: Oh.
(Next page: we see an extremely crude depiction of a horse-drawn carriage.)
Narrator: One month later, in the Amish community...
(Chris makes clomping noises.)
(Next page: Mao and Alec are dressed in stereotypical Amish clothing)
Alec: Good day, neighbor Mao!
Mao: Good day, neighbor Alec!
Alec: How are you today?
Mao: I had a pleasant night's sleep, and my mandatory chosen wife--my mandatorily chosen wife, she had fixed a good bacon and eggs with biscuits for breakfast! It is good.
Alec: Yes it is.
(Chris hums a tune as we see Sean step on a rake lying on the ground and get whacked in the face.)
(Next page: The Amish trolls continue to talk.)
Alec: Well! Neighbor Sean has hit himself with the rake again.
Mao: Yes.
Alec: He has been doing good being the village idiot his whole life.
Mao: I agree.
Alec: I am looking forward verily [?] to today's barn raising. Ms. Baisley is making her famous beans and bread.
Mao: Ms. Baisley is making her beans and bread again? I enjoy her beans and bread greatly. I enjoy her good food with her delicious milk freshly squeezed from her teats.
Alec: Yes, her bovine breasts give the best milk around, neighbor Mao.
Evan: Neighbor Mao? neighbor Alec, you are mistaken! I am neighbor Evan.
Alec: Oh dear! I am in error. Where is neighbor Mao?
Evan: He has gone to the store for vittles.
(Next page: Mao is in the general store.)
Mao: Good day, shopkeep! I would like two pounds of black-eyed beans, ten carrots and fifty pounds of grain. And have you seen my pussy? She has run off attached to the teats of my lovely wife.
(Next page: Same as the ending of the original Sonichu 10.)
Chris: And then the end of the story. Those are the replacement pages for book number 10. Thank you very much and have a good day.
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