Minor Family Members
Chris's family has several minor family members about whom not enough is known to constitute their own articles. The family members who do not reside at 14 Branchland Court generally lead relatively normal lives.
Chandler family
Patricia
Bob's first wife, and mother of Drs. Carol and David.[1] Virtually nothing is known about her (in fact, her name wasn't even discovered until Bob's obituary was released), other than the fact that she had divorced Bob at some point prior to 1980, when he married Barb, and was still alive at the time of Bob's death.
Carol Chandler
Dr. Carol Suzanne Chandler (born 7 July 1969)[2] is Chris's half-sister and daughter of the late Bob Chandler and his first wife Patricia.
According to Chris, Carol is a Math "Geinus" [sic] and "wiz".[3] She is known to have won the 1988 Mathematics department McShane Prize at the University of Virginia.[4] Carol attended Providence Middle School.[5] Later, she was a member of Phi Beta Kappa. She earned a Ph.D. and is or was working for the federal government in Washington, D.C.[6]
According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. She and Bob seemed to have a negative or distant relationship, as it was implied in the Savannah messages that she did not attend his funeral.[7]
David Chandler
Dr. David Alan Chandler (born 28 November 1962)[2][8] is an ophthalmologist (eye doctor/surgeon) in Richmond, Glen Allen and Mechanicsville, Virginia, son of Bob Chandler and Bob's ex wife Patricia, and older half-brother to Chris. Bob's obituary told us that his wife's name is Kimberly.[1]
David went to high school in Chesterfield County,[9] studied medicine at Virginia Commonwealth University, and trained at Washington Hospital Center.[10] He has donated at least $1,000 to the Republican Party,[11] showing that, at least, he agreed with his father on politics. He specializes in small incision cataract extraction with lens implant, medical and surgical management of glaucoma, and the diagnosis and treatment of diabetic eye disease.[9]
Chris had an eye exam with him on 6 January 2004 and learned then that David had a daughter by the name of Savannah, making Chris an uncle and Bob a grandfather. Chris also falsely claimed it made Barb a grandmother.
Diary entry:
| “ | January 6: Today, I had an appointment with my optometrist [sic], and big half-brother, Dr. David Alan Chandler, for an Eye-Exam. I needed new lenses, but I can keep my current frames. But apparently, he has an 8-year-old daughter, Savannah. So for about 8 years, I’ve been an uncle and didn’t know it. Of course, this also makes my parents into grandparents as well. Needless to say, we were happy to know about that. | ” |
| Christian Weston Chandler | ||
One weekend Chris and Bob traveled to David's house visit his family. The family was not at home, so Chris and Bob left gifts with the next door neighbors to give to them; an angel for Savannah from Bob and squinkles with a display from Chris[12].
Unlike Carol, David attended Bob's funeral. At the funeral Chris presented him with further gifts to give to Savannah.[13]
Unnamed relatives at Oklahoma
During the course of two prank calls Bob mentioned that he has a cousin as well several Cherokee relatives at Oklahoma.[14][15] Virtually nothing else is known about them.
Weston family
Jonathan Carey
Jonathan Carey[16] is a distant relative of Chris (the son of Barbara's sister's brother-in-law), who was married on the last weekend of June, 2009. He lives in Red Oak, Virginia. According to Chris, his presence at the wedding is proof that he did not murder Billy Mays.
June 2009 Wedding Photos
And an unwanted gift, too!
Uncle Raymond
Uncle Raymond is Chris's uncle, and presumably Jonathan's father. According to Chris, Uncle Raymond can be contacted as a witness to Chris at Jonathan's wedding. Raymond is the brother of Snorlax, making Jonathan her nephew.
Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom
Harriet Ashby (née Weston) is Barbara's sister, seems to admire the American presidents, and considering the number of flags she has on her Christmas tree, she is a TRUE and HONEST American patriot.
Harriett was born on 9 Jan 1947. She was married Thomas Eugene Ashby on 29 May 1964 in Charlotte County, VA. Thomas was born on 28 Oct 1942.[17]
Sources
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG
- ↑ Chandler Family Tree
- ↑ Department of Mathematics, University of Virginia (archive from 16 Nov 2012)
- ↑ User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years
- ↑ Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)
- ↑ File:Savannah_chandler3.png
- ↑ Dr. David A. Chandler, MD - Mechanicsville, VA - Ophthalmology | Healthgrades.com
- ↑ 9.0 9.1 D. Alan Chandler on Richmond Eye Associates site (archive from 2 Nov 2013)
- ↑ [1]
- ↑ [2]
- ↑ File:Savannah_chandler2.jpg
- ↑ File:Savannah_chandler.png
- ↑ Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself
- ↑ Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler
- ↑ http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituary.aspx?MemberId=55269&MName=Corrina%20Weston%20Carey%20Inge
- ↑ http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d150.html#P150
External links
- Dr. Chandler's profile (archive from 2 Nov 2013)