Inventions
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| “ | "Necessity is the mother of invention", and I have invented quite a few crafts that have served me well. | ” |
| Chris's reply to "Leonardo da Vinci", CWCipedia Mailbag. | ||
Christian Weston Chandler is truly a renaissance man, with many inventions to his credit. He draws comics, makes videos, is an accomplished singer, models sculptures out of clay, provides voices for the Official Videobooks, etc. etc. But being the second son of the outstanding inventor Bob Chandler, the man who designed controls for plastic water container molding machines (without which Chris would have no cup from which to drink his navy), our hero just couldn't suppress his natural talent to invent. Thus, Christian Weston Chandler added being an inventor extraordinaire to his long list of "accomPLISHments."
Better than Leonardo da Vinci
In November 2009, Chris received an e-mail from a fan roleplaying as Leonardo da Vinci, one of the great artists with whom Chris has compared himself in the past (managing to forget the great Italian's name and misspell his surname). Leo ironically stated that he considers Chris his "artistic equal", and asked if the autistic genius has a similar knack to making inventions, for which Leonardo himself was famous. Being the egotistical and vain person he is, Chris could not allow even Leonardo da Vinci to excel him in any field. Chris was quick to assure Mr. da Vinci in his Mailbag reply that he is, indeed, an inventor as well, and proceeded to list three of the most outstanding of his inventions.
The Three Great Inventions of Christian Weston Chandler
I. The "One set of Inventions" including:
- Sonichu;
- Rosechu;
- City of CWCville. (Not really inventions so much as they are fictional concepts, and incredibly derivative ones, at that.) Of course, given Chris's tenuous grasp on reality, he may not realize this.
II. A "heavy-duty case", "built from Legos and held together with tape", whose main purpose is "to hold [his] 20+ Pok'emon (sic) Trading Card Game Decks with an area designed for damage counters, die and such". This is something that may have been a significant accomplishment for say, a 9-year-old, but when a 28-year-old man lists something he built with Lego as an "invention," it can only evoke facepalming. Moreover, Chris did not invent Legos, he merely put them together.
III. The Dating Education Class. (Which doesn't exist, so he didn't really invent them. And even then, a terrible idea.)
IV The Idea Book Case , Chris's one and only true invention, and it isn't complete garbage either (it's not good by any means, either).
Other inventions
- Idea Book Case - Chris's attempt in putting his iOS products in a case.