Revive Zordon
Revive Zordon is the newest single from Christian and the Hedgehog Boys after the dismal failure of their sophomore album Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK. The song made its worldwide debut in Sonichu 10. The song deals with Christian's desire to see the return of the first American Super Sentai team, the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers by reviving their mentor, Zordon.
Lyrics
To the tune of Cat Scratch Fever by Ted Nugent.
They smashed his tube
While lost in Space,
And then he was gone
To save the human race.
Yet more evil forces
Showed up,
And they lost their
good fans,
When they went and
killed Zordon!
They need to Revive Zordon!
Revive Zordon!
Presidents tried to enforce,
But that plot was too trite.
Zordon was better than the police,
He had great powers and then some.
Might and magic ruled,
and five Zords rule over three.
They need to Revive Zordon!
Revive Zordon!
They need to Revive Zordon!
Revive Zordon!
The original team was beyond the best
Tommy loved Kimberly
(Sweet and Tenderly)
Trini was keeping it real with Zach,
Billy had the brains to time travel
and Jason was leadin' Red!
(Solo)
Dinozords evolved to the
the Thunder Power,
Ninja and Shogun Titanus,
Zeo Crystal Power
Autobot-Style with Turbo,
U.F.O. Got lost in Space
They need to Revive Zordon!
Revive Zordon!
Revive Zordon and get the
Power Rangers back together,
which was most awesome
(Compared to today's c**py</r>
"Power Rangers")
Reception
The song was first played at the headquarters of 4-cent_garbage, which lead to the deaths of Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus, as well as hundreds of other innocent people working inside the building. In Molvanîa, where the Hedgehog Boys are considered national pop icons, people were horrified at not only the carnage the song brought, but also how Chris slams the other Power Ranger teams, who are loved across the country.
Dr. Thomas Oliver, hero turned science teacher, issued a statement, stating that he nor anyone else mentioned in the song gave Chris permission to use those names in his song and expressed his sympathies for those lost in the airing of the song.
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