User:Beat
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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! |
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Operation Mailbag This user contributed to the Mailbag and had their e-mail answered by Chris. |
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CWChronology Iron Cross Thank u for ur great help towards the obsessive chronological documentation of Chris-Chan's life! :3 |
I think Beat is a pretty cool guy. Eh occasionally transcribes videos, and doesn't afraid of anything.
I like writing "TRANSCRIBING DIS BITCH" in talk pages, and often will transcribe bitches just for the opportunity to write that phrase.
My to do list
- My sandbox. I must have picked the worst project ever.
My letters to Chris
I like books.
Mailbag references
People, love to mail Chris under names of people famous enough that he really should notice them. Chris only seems to realize that he's heard of these people before if they repeatedly mention who they are and what they've done in the body of their letter. For example, Chris noticed and called out Eddie Berganza and Stephen king because they repeatedly mentioned who they were and specifically what they did in their lives. Likewise, Chris failed to notice people like Trent Reznor and Leonardo Da Vinci because the letters did not repeatedly reinforce that they were written by someone important.
- Leonardo DaVinci: Painter, inventor, super genius.
- Laura Winslow: The daughter from "Family Matters".
- Ivan Drago: Rocky's opponent from "Rocky IV".
- Manuel Noriega: Military Dictator of Panama.
- Todd Phillips: Filmmaker.
- Repeat appearance by Ivan Drago.
- Samael Morningstar: The devil.
- Joseph Stalin: Communist dictator of Russia.
- Gabe Newell: Co-founder of game design company Valve.
- Lietenant Surge: One of the Gym Leaders in Pokemon.
- Erich Von Klinkerhoffen: Nazi from the sitcom "Allo 'Allo!"
- Levi Johnston: The guy who knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter.
- Kim Jong Un: Third son of Kim Jong Il, the psychopathic manchild running North Korea.
- John Gacy: Serial murder known as the "Killer Clown".
- Jeffrey Dahmer: Serial murder who liked to eat people.
- Sergeant Charles Zim: Character from Starship Troopers.
- Repeat appearance by Levi Johnston.
- Linetrap. But she doesn't really count.
- Walter Sobcheck: Character from the big Lebowski
- Horst Wessel: Nazi activist.
- Trent Reznor: Nine Inch Nails frontman.
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Current dictator of Iran.
- Repeat appearance by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
- Paul Bernardo: Serial killer and rapist.
- Daniel Plainview: Character from "There will be Blood".
- Joseph Joestar: Second hero from "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure".
- Besarion Jughashvili:Joseph Stalin's dad.
- Another repeat appearance by Levi Johnston.
- Charles Darwin: The guy who came up with evolution.
- Gabriel Syme: Main character of the Christian allegory "The man who was Thursday".
- Rod Blagojevich: Disgraced former governor of Illinois.
- Walter Breuning: Guy who's really, really old.
- Oedipus Rex: Main character of the play by Sophocles of the same name.
- Erik Pikkuvikainen: The kid responsible for the Jokela school shooting.
- Albert Speer:Nazi Architect.
- Joseph Jackson: Michale Jackson's father.
- Charles Whitman: Clock tower sniper.
- Paul McCartney: International rock star and former member of the Beatles
- Gloria Steinem: Feminist activist.
- Elton John: International rock star. Wrote under his birth name: Reginald Dwight.
- Eddie Berganza: Comic artist. Was noticed by Chris, because he repeatedly stated his job and accomplishments.
- Norio Wakamoto: Japanese voice actor.
- Ron Jeremy: Porn star.
- Johnny Winter: Blues Singer
- Repeat appearance by Joseph Jackson.
- Edward Gein: Batshit insane murderer and grave robber.
- Wormwood: The Devil's apprentice from "The Screwtape Letters"
- Maria Renard: Character in several Castlevania Games.
- Marilyn vos Savant: Smartest person in the world.
- Light Yagami: Mass-murdering main character of "Death Note". Wrote under his Japanese name "Yagami Raito".
- While not written by any specific character, a direct reference to Wikipedia:Strong Bad.
- Corey Matthews: Main character of "Boy Meets World".
- Bruce Lee: Martial artist and actor, written under the Chinese name "Lee Jun Fan".
More later.