The Miscreants
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The Ancient and Secret Order of the Miscreants (aka "The Miscreants") is was a secret society dedicated to keeping autistic man-children from getting laid. Because of a lucrative promotional deal with Nintendo, the Miscreants were briefly known as The Mewscreants in April 2009.
While online wars have been waged, more recently Men in Pickle Suits have been deployed to ruin Chris in reality. These exploits have included stealing his date, obtaining potentially life-ruining material, and generally being lulzy. Clyde Cash was the original leader of The Miscreants, but after his untimely death, Vivian Gee became his successor via a rigged poll on their website.
History
On 23 February 2009, The Miscreants approached Chris in Mumble and informed him of their plan. Chris understandably panicked and shat many brix. Several "HA-HA, I got you!" videos were made, all with false information. Lately, Chris has resorted to babbling incoherently to deal with these internet bullies.
After the death of Clyde Cash, the site was down for a few weeks, with the message that "Clyde's dead, baby." After that, the website returned, apparently re-uploaded by Vivian Gee. Part of the site description read "Name's Vivian. Guess I'm the new leader or some shit. Fuck y'all."
On 28 June 2009, due to bad real estate investments and the financial crisis, the Miscreants declared bankruptcy and disbanded.
Known agents of The Miscreants
- Arjen Van Dierten (RIP)
- Blanca
- Emily
- Clyde Cash
(RIP) - Bryan Bash
- Lordsillynipples
- Man in the Pickle Suit
- Officer Nasty
- PandaHalo (RIP)
- Sarah May
- Scampers Chandler
- Vivian Gee
- Yawning Squirtle