Chris and Jackie's Date
Chris and Jackie's Date is a four-video series of a date between Chris and Jackie (represented by a sex doll) leaked on 25 February 2012. Their romantic date consists of dancing in Chris's room, a trip in Son-Chu to get a McDonald's, eating it in Chris's front yard and a thirty-second hump in what appears to be the changing room of a clothes store.
The videos were originally leaked as one0612-hioghuyiogyo [SaveYouTube.com], two0612-vgiherqighbvpioerua [SaveYouTube.com], three0612-rqwehgiohcnracga [SaveYouTube.com] and four0612-hncu9tgohaeruxye [SaveYouTube.com].
Videos
One
| Chris and Jackie's Date 1 | |
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| Shirt | Green tomgirl |
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And now, Jackie-pie, I'm gonna go ahead and sweep you off your feet.
[Turns camera to sex doll] Even though right now, you're sitting down. [Sets camera up on a table and picks up "Jacky," swinging her around and making his own music of la's and da's, occasionally throwing in random phrases as lyrics.]
[He stops dancing and kisses the sex doll's lips (where his duck has inevitably been) and sets her down. He comes to turn the camera off.]
Two
| Chris and Jackie's Date 2 | |
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| Shirt | Green tomgirl |
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And after having picked you up Jacky and giving you a good dance and song, we are now heading out to the restaurant. We're gonna have some fun on the car-- sitting on the car and eating our food. Yep. Yum yum. [Unintelligible] yum yum.
[Proceeds to spend the rest of the video making strange "wacka doo" noises.]
Three
| Chris and Jackie's Date 3 | |
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| Shirt | Green tomgirl |
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["Jackie" is sitting on the hood of Chris's car. Chris comes by and sits down, making the car shake noticeably.] Okay, so Jacky and I are here at McDonald's parking lot... we are sitting on top our car, we just enjoyed some apple-dippers and a Happy Meal.
[Chris moves the doll as a child would when making a toy speak, and uses a shrill, high pitched voice while he pretends Jacky is talking.]
[As Jacky] [Unintelligible]... if you'd like. Or even better... [Unintelligible]...and I'd like that (?)
[As himself] Yes, it was very enjoyable. Very good... So Jacky-pie, what'cha wanna do now?
[As Jacky] I say we make out. [Unintelligible]
[As himself] Alright.
[Chris then proceeds to give "Jacky" a deep, open-mouthed kiss in the public parking lot of a McDonald's. He reaches past her and clicks an iPod or a radio. "California Gurls" plays. Chris then moves the doll so that he his legs are wrapped around it, its legs around him. He makes out with it for a few seconds before doing a strange, scissor-like sex act. He makes sex noises, switching between his voice and Jacky's. He kisses her again for a moment before returning to his strange humping. He then puts the doll on the hood of his car, turns the music off and rushes to the camera.
Man, it's hot out here.
Four
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| Chris and Jackie's Date 4 | |
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| Shirt | Green tomgirl |
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