PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!

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PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother! is a video uploaded to YouTube on 4 October 2010. In it, Kim and another individual discuss Chris and his mother, Barbara Chandler's, spooning habits, and described how Chris once had a wet dream about Barbara. Chris's dream is described as Barbara being an Egyptian belly dancer.

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PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!
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Stardate	4 October 2010

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So Chris being Chris y'know, telling the truth all the time, he's admitted that he and his mother spoon on his bed frequently and, uh, Chris has said also that he's had a dream about Barb. And, in this dream, Barb is an Eqyptian belly dancer. At one point I had friend-zoned him, saying y'know, "Chris, we're only friends" and all that, "I would never sleep with you, I would never date you" yadda-yadda-yadda. He couldn't accept this so he asked me if, if me and him were the last people on earth, if I would sleep with him to repopulate the earth. Of course I said no. And, uh, and so I decided - well "Chris, what if you and your mom were the last people on earth, would you sleep with her?". He got quiet, and then denied that he wouldn't, but whenever Chris pauses when you ask him a question it usually means he's thinking of a lie. And that's - that's all I can think of right now.