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The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1
CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2
CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3
CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 4

So Chris has discovered the CWCki (finally)

As you can guess, he'll have to pry those pages from my COLD, DEAD HANDS before I consider deleting them. It's not surprising that Chris is targeting those particular pages, though maybe he's being pragmatic in that he knows he won't get the entire thing taken down.

Expect a video statement from me defending the CWCki and our refusal to comply. Much is at stake here, people, we shall not submit to Chris. CWCki policy refuses to censor itself (the only exception when there is a clear threat of direct harm as a result of something on the CWCki) and we shall not cave in to Chris's demands.

This is our hour, guys. Chris has discovered the fruits of our labor and we shall not go down without a fight. --Champthom 07:20, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

  • We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive! Today, we celebrate our CWCkindependance Day! --T K 19 08:40, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
  • On second thought, I changed my mind about a video. As per "CWCki is not ED", we're not so much mocking Chris but trying to explain him. While a CWCki saga would be interesting, I'd rather risk possible "lulz" than CWCki's reputation as a (mostly) reliable and open source of Chris related information. In other words, let's not feed into Chris's ego at the moment by not responding in the positive or affirmative to his threat. If he does respond in some way, well, we're take it from there.
If one thing comes out of this, I really want to hear what Chris's opinion of the CWCki is. I wonder how far he's looked into the articles and I'm guessing if he's only seen the articles of people personally connected to him, he hasn't delved far. --Champthom 11:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)


Guys, I totally know how this will all go down. He's going to send some complaints, which won't work. Then he will register one or more accounts on this wiki and start editing, but of course with his edits we can all determine who he will be. Finally, he will include this website in a future installment of Sonichu, probably using a retarded plot like the survivors of the 4-Cent Garbage building assault have formed a remnant organization called CWCki to use as a hideout, and he and all the mary-sues will come destroy the trolls once and for all. Chris will give himself new powers, Heather Dalley (or the Wallflower) will be gruesomely killed off and mourned for exactly ONE panel, CWCki will fall and Chris will have certain users horribly executed and claim moral victory for himself. After all this, nothing will have changed. --Ninjaclown 09:20, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Didn't Chris already ramble previously about how trolls are good because most of the trolls are just documenting his life and acting like the paparazzi or something? Oh, wait, we hit the limit of his attention span. --wwwwolf (wake me when you need me) 10:42, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

  • We need to find that exact quote, because at exactly midnight on 12 March 2010, that's gonna be the featured quote :3. --Champthom 11:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
“ It is good to have my own trolls. They may try, and sometimes succeed, in getting true, hard, honest information from one, and they may later twist the truth for their evil purposes. Just like the paparazzi. And, yet, they still, document the truth. And that text, audio, photographic, video, etc., type of information, is what separates the impostors from the real, true, honest individual. ”
Chris, on what we do here, 03 August 2009.

I was thinking about fucking with him. Delete those pages a few seconds before the deadline and put them back up shortly after midnight. He already hates us, so why not goad him on by exploiting loopholes? Until he comic murders us, we're his main villains. P.S. I'm glad that we were the direct cause of Chris' misfortune and pain. I love seeing him hurt. --OFSheep 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

  • What about "Booby-Trapping" pages? We could link the edit buttons of the said pages to hard-core gay porn. This should do the trick. Griffintown 14:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
    • If we do that, which might be a good idea to deter Chris from making edits, we'd need to have a legitimate (i.e. non gay porn) way to edit the pages, in case something needs to be added or changed on those pages. Maybe have a fake advert on the side that will link to the edit page instead. But something that wouldn't interest Chris, so he won't click on it. 37 Rb 85.468 15:42, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
      • Chris used paper strips to hide a side of his computer monitor when he uploads on his shitty site CWCipedia so he won't see the porn. I have a better idea; what about a "Pop-Up" window covering the edit page of all the articles? You want to edit? You must close the Phalus-Enhanced window that had just popped on your screen. That would be quite a deterrent for Chris and a minor hassle for us. Griffintown 16:22, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
        • And for those of us with a pop-up blocker, it won't be a problem at all. --BreadGod 16:55, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
        • I support this. Having gay porn come up every time he tries edit warring would end this quickly. We can expect the CWCipedia forces surender within less than a week of the ads coming up. --Edward 17:43, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
          • CWCki is not here for trolling him. Except with the truth. --T K 19 19:35, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
“ As per "CWCki is not ED", we're not so much mocking Chris but trying to explain him. ”
Cogsdev, just a few paragraphs ago.
  • I'm with cogs all the way on this one. We don't need to shit all over the CWCki in an attempt to piss Chris off. We exist. That's all we need to do.--Beat 19:40, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Actually, I said that but Cogs would be flattered in either case :3. TK said it better than I ever could. For that reason, we shouldn't try to turn CWCki into a trolling weapon. Doing so would turn the CWCki into something it isn't, at least as I see it. Something might go down but the CWCki itself won't be involved, just the persons involved, per say. If CWCki is going to be involved, it will be what we've always done and as TK put, have always done - troll Chris with the truth. --Champthom 20:01, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
  • You misunderstand. I support the gay porn links for use as a defense mechanism against Chris fucking with the pages. You know he will try with at least a few pages, and even if we don't go with that idea of gay porn links, I think we should do something to stop him fucking shit up. It shouldn't be harder to handle then any of the regular vandals here, but it'd be a good if we could somehow stop it happening in the first place. --Edward 21:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Remember his edits to the ED page. He didn't do much except blank it a couple of times, and the CWCki is way too huge for him to significantly damage. He might even give us some gems, remember shecameforcwc.jpg? We might get something nice like that.--OFSheep 21:39, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Any edits Chris attempts to make will be A) Pathetic B) Funny or C) Informative. Also, Chris never attempted to alter the Asperpedia to my knowledge, even though you don't need an account to do so. Either way, I don't think we need to take any precautionary steps. --T K 19 22:07, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Dont cave in to the basterds wills we shall stand as one--Wintermute 22:47, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
  • As much as I would have loved stashing defensive porn everywhere, an "Open Door" policy will bring much more material to us. T K is right; looks like our "muse" will delivers us fresh material at our doorsteps this Friday. We better act nice... Griffintown 22:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Just leave him to it, document his edits and then revert them. Whatever ensues will be hilarious. JerichoJack 23:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
    • For added hilarity, may I suggest changing the article of the now to the Homos article? This may provoke Chris into making another attempt to "Sort out fact from fiction" at the best and make him rage at the least.--MoarLurk 00:14, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
    • Worth a shot. I know its a gamble, but if theres anything we know about Chris, its that he hates da homos, and especially hates being called one. It'd probably get us quite a lot of information. We thought we pretty much had Chris and his ideas of reality all summed up, and then we discover he honestly believes cartoons are real. I remember thinking, 'How the fuck did we not know that by now?' So who knows? Maybe we could get something fresh out of his stance on homos yet. --Edward 00:25, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
    • He went back and forth constantly during the Asperpedia saga, what with curing them and blowing them up and appoligizing the very day afterwards. I doubt we'll get anything more interesting than him blanking the Homos article and leaving the line "I am STRAIGHT YOU GODDAMN HOMO TROLLS!" on that front. --OFSheep 01:58, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
    • You never know with Chris. Failing that, what about the article on Snorlax? We could always use more information on her. Or he'll just blank it and replace it with "LEAVE MY MOTHER ALONE" and then we'll put the rule 34 the drunk drawfag made of him and Snorlax on his userpage. It's a good day when the best case scenario is "Chris tells us more information" and the worst case scenario is "Chris becomes angry".--MoarLurk 02:14, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

Clarification

Based on a post someone made on Krapple, I think I might need to clarify what I was saying.

There's two basic approaches to how we can react to Chris:

  1. we fight him
  2. we ignore him

Any plan more or less boils down to one of these two, as I see it. Let's say we decide to turn this into a struggle - then we're going to self consciously self censor ourselves, which is something I refuse to do (save for someone's personal well being is at stake, see Wallflower). In fact, I'm not a fan of some of the edits people have made before. I personally doubt that Chris will suddenly take credence of things said on the CWCki when they've been said before on ED, on the ED forum he supposedly reads, the numerous calls, e-mails, letters, etc. from white knights trying to tell him information, etc. It's implied in pretty much all the sweetheart articles that Chris's sweethearts are all trolls. Yet Chris still believes that these were all TRUE and HONEST women who were attracted to him and suddenly died for various reasons. Aside from documenting Chris, CWCki serves to dispel misconceptions about him and the trolls that surround him so we don't have faggots spouting the same memes over and over.

Okay, so we really don't need to self censor - there really doesn't seem to be anything indicative that Chris will take what we say with any more creedence than say, ED or any faggot who gets through to him. Chris bringing attention to CWCki makes us a very valuable target for white knights. No, not faggots who genuinely want to defend Chris, I'm talking about faggots who want to gain Chris's trust and will assume that Chris will see their CWCki edits and reward them handsomely so they can get their 15 minutes of e-fame. Vandals get shot down usually fast here on CWCki but it's a bit of a bitch still.

There's a reason why people trust CWCki over ED and other sources about Chris. It's not because we look legit or anything like that. It's because we have ways of doing things. Edits are not whims. I heard some EDiot make fun of us because we use "citation needed" because we're that serious. If you're going to make an outrageous claim about Chris or claim he said something, you better be prepared to say where and when. CWCki is serious business. Probably part of the reason is because we're mostly independent of trolling - this isn't PVCC where if you piss someone off, you're banned. We're not Krapple either. CWCki is generally free to do its own thing. People are allowed to express themselves freely.

So what does this mean? It means that CWCki should stay CWCki, not an elaborate trolling pawn. It is far better that we ignore Chris or at most stand our ground and remain a valuable, less biased, accurate source of information about Chris than to devote our time and energy into making the CWCki into an elaborate way of trolling Chris. I'd rather not see people censor themselves and go to great lengths just to troll Chris with CWCki when such efforts could be used more constructively.

Let's see how Chris responds. If he puts up a fight, then we might do something. If not, then we can carry on as business as usual. In fact, we should be trying for business as usual. March Mumble Madness is still on, and plenty of the Mumble chats still need to be transcribed. Don't worry about Chris discovering shit, just focus on the stuff you'd do any day. You CWCki admins are what ultimately make the CWCki so great, and I personally admire the time and dedication many of you have put in.

In the event Chris and/or white knights vandalize CWCki, jerkops, in addition to myself, Cogs, and Clyde will be on high alert for the next week or so.

In many ways, we are trolling Chris by not giving into his ego - the problem sometimes with creating villains for Chris is that it feeds into his delusion that he's some sort of hero and that he must defeat his villains to achieve his ultimate prize. In short, preserving the CWCki as it is and maintaining its integrity is our number one priority. Anything else is secondary.

Good night, CWCki, and good luck. --Champthom 11:00, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

  • Yeh, it seems to me the correct response to all this is as little response as possible. Personally, I reckon that anybody expecting some kind of apocalyptic confrontation is going to be sorely disappointed. I mean, practically speaking, what can Chris do? Rage and complain a bit, try to blank a few pages perhaps, maybe put a curse on cogsdev. Not much else. Then the laziness will kick in and he'll go find some other way of making an ass of himself. As for the notion that he might actually learn something from reading the CWCki...well, if there's anything I've learned from reading and contributing to this site, it's that Chris believes what Chris wants to believe. There's not a hell of a lot here that he wants to believe. Dkaien 18:48, 12 March 2010 (UTC)


  • I do agree that the CWCki needs to stand up against the vile manchild, because as soon as he sees that the CWCki isn't going anywhere, you know he's going to go on a warpath like he did with his ED page, and the ED website. But on the other hand, actually doing something may spread more fuel on Chris's fire, and that's something no one wants. Chris will think that this is just like the ED page, and this is like an arch rival he has to overcome again. My advice(if anyone is interested), I wouldn't do anything to provoke Chris, and just be polite about it, and not get into trolling him, because that may make things worse, and I agree it would ruin the CWCkipedias reputation, and I respect the CWCki too much to see that happen. But knowing Chris, he will do anything to take down the CWCki, and he's going to do it any way he can, so, at that point we would need the cavalry to come in and do the trolling for the CWCki, and put Chris in his place as always. But overall, I don't think he can do much at all aside from more Jewtube videos and BAWWWWs on his own CWCipedia quotes. Sadly for Chris, the CWCki isn't going anywhere, and for Chris, that may be the biggest insult of all. - Chris Pickles
  • Well, its after the deadline, and i'm not seeing any response from Chris. He must be taking his time. I'm going to bed now. Maybe when I come back something intresting would have happened. --Edward 03:51, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
    • He said Midnight Eastern Time, it's still 11 Eastern Time. --T K 19 03:55, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
    • Plus, we don't know how long it will take him to realize that we aren't removing the articles. We can either post the "Chris, we have nothing to do with the loss of the Wallflower" note further down on this page or make Bob, Snorlax, Lies, or Homos the AOTN so he may be inclined to "assist" in expanding those articles..--MoarLurk 04:24, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
      • It's 20 minutes past midnight, eastern time. Once again, Chris failed to keep a promise. --BreadGod 05:21, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
      • Chris seems to check in on the internet at least once per day--he did his like forty minutes before the deadline, so we'll probably get our reaction whenever he does his next sweep. Could be that he's gone to bed and will check when he wakes up.--MoarLurk 05:27, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

Posse commitatus

Any able bodied CWCki user who feels they can regularly monitor CWCki for recent changes in the next week or so, please contact me for a special assignment.

Current jerkops, please be on full alert. --Champthom 04:18, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

  • I'll be home all day tomorrow and I'll likely be available this weekend. I'll help out as much as I can. --Lime Madotsuki.png 04:42, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
  • I'll gladly help. I don't really have anything important to do. --BreadGod 05:03, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Recently registered but very long time follower of Chris Chan (Back when ED and the sonichu home page was all we had) and lurker around here since the Cwcki's inception. Will also gladly help, I may be unavailable starting tomorrow for 2-3 days but after that I literally have all day every day free for a while. Hurrrr2 05:06, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
  • P.S. Contact info is available on my user page. Please contact me privately, guys, if you really want to help.--Champthom 05:12, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
possibly I get out of school early and will gladly help Message me on the details --Wintermute 06:45, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Reporting for duty Ma'am.I work from home and online anyway, so I have all day to monitor.-YawningSquirtleRedux 22:25, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

The Response(s)

I was told to put this on the Cwcki yesterday. It's a little late

Dear Chris. We of the CWCki site have seen your demands and would wish to respond to them. First off, the CWCki's function is documentation, not trolling. We believe that your own CWCipedia does not fit all the criteria for being a wiki (only two people may edit) but is rather an online autobiography, and a rather one-sided one at that. We have filled this gap by creating an open and comprehensive documentation of you and your work.

Secondly, we of the CWCki pride ourselves in the accuracy of our articles. We strive constantly to attempt to check and double-check our articles for any errors. We have made no attempt to twist facts or lie in any way. If there is anything on our site that you believe is a lie, please let us know what it is.

Third, we never sent any message to your "girl friend", and we did not have any intention to. The person who sent the message is a third party member with no known ties to the CWCki.

Fourthly, since your "girl friend" ran away as quickly as she did, and since we go to great lengths to make our articles as accurate as possible, we are suspicious that you may have deceived her in some way. After all, if you were always telling the truth about yourself, why would she break up when she saw what she already knew?

Finally, we did not force your "girl friend" to leave you, she did that out of her own free will. We do not entirely understand why you are so angry at us for this. Hoping our further communications will be on more friendly terms, The CWCki

Well, could it hurt to make the Article of the Now into something from the Web of Life template(preferably Snorlax)? I'd like it if we could spit in his face at least a little bit before this is over.--MoarLurk 06:59, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Made some edits. --T K 19 07:47, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
  • It looks fine to me.
  • I love this. Quite the perfect stance the CWCki need to take. Griffintown 14:19, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
  • You should make Bob AOTN - that way Chris will probably make some sort of statement on ihs health.--LeninandMcCarthy 22:46, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
    • Either Bob or Snorlax would make a nice AOTN, but I'd prefer Snorlax on the off chance Chris tries to edit her page. He seems to have forgotten that we know what she looks like.--MoarLurk 22:56, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
  • All right, now that we seem to have the message settled, how are we going to give it to Chris? Do we place it somewhere on the CWCki? Do we email Chris? Or are we gonna do something else?Kraken
    • We can put it right below the featured quote, he'll probably notice it there. Changing the featured article to Megan or SheCameForCWC.jpg is also an option.--MoarLurk 20:00, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Not to be a dick guys but c'mon, giving a formal message like this is contrary to the stance we're going to take. Giving Chris a response is feeding into his ego, even if it's a simple message. In any case, I have taken into your considerations for the Article of the Now, but personally, I was thinking Patti Chandler and with the most offensive fan art (one of the one where she's raping Chris or something like that) as the article of the now. Failing that, then maybe Snorlax. --Champthom 20:39, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Thinking about it some more, I was a bit hard headed. Tell you what - if Chris pushes the CWCki thing so much, we'll make a video of this in addition to the quote of the now. That's if Chris responds, mind you. --Champthom 02:51, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Chris's Demands

Well, I think it's clear that he didn't even click on some of the articles--half of them are stubs to begin with. Also, he's extended his deadline and doesn't get why Heather had her article removed. Also the Hambeast has a name now. Who wants to take action?--MoarLurk 07:22, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

  • As usual, Chris puts absolutely no thought into his threats or demands, and has no intelligence to begin with anyways. There's nothing he can do to the cwcki, once again, Chris is fighting against something that he just has no power over, and it's completely beyond his control. My advice, I think we do need to fire back at Chris with something, just to show that the CWCki isn't going anywhere. I think we need to add some stuff to the articles he's complaining about, and improve them, maybe add some more details and maybe even revise some of the pages completely. I think that would stick in Chris's side pretty good. It's not what I would consider "Trolling", but just to show Chris that the CWCki is boss, and we do not have to do anything he says just because he doesn't like it. I would hold off on any kind of video response or direct action from the CWCkipedia, I think silence will kill Chris more. --Chris_Pickles 05:12, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
  • I disagree. While the theory is that giving him a response would just feed his ego, I think the discovery that the trolls made an entire wiki all about him was already enough to do that. I say we respond. I think we should use the letter to Chris seen above on the featured quote page as a way of telling him to fuck off. While we're at it, go about improving those articles as you said, and as was sugested, make Megan, or another 'Gal-Pal' the article of the now. If need be, we make the video too and put it with the featured quote. If he keeps quiet then we'll spare him the video and just leave him. --Edward 13:36, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
    • You know Edward, I changed my mind, I agree with you 100%. I do think we should come up with a formal address to Chris himself via the front page of the cwcki. Something special for both Chris, and avid readers of the cwcki. Something sophisticated and swarmy I think. Insulting him would be pointless, but I think if we made a direct, formal address that doesn't pull any BS, and just gets right to the point, that would be awesome. At some point, the CWCki has to make its stand against Chris(because we only have till the 31st until chris UNVEILS HIS WRATH ARRGH!), and make it aware to people that no one is backing down. I just don't know what that address should be though, I guess it's something left up to the sysop to decide on, but it should be something that's well constructed, and just pisses Chris off as well. I mean, the guy just made a video admitting he's so desperate he would pay for hookers and begging for a girlfriend. So, there's no real reason to hold back, but I say represent the best of the cwcki. --Chris_Pickles 03:11, 15th March 2010 (UTC)
      • I think we ought to make it obvious to Chris why the pages have just been protected--you just know that his ego is going to twist that in his favor.--MoarLurk 17:05, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
  • I'd go with Snorlax for maximum damage--he put a lot of emphasis on ALL OF MY RELATIVES and Bob/Barbara have the largest articles. He's freaking out about this because he's afraid that his parents are going to find out that we know about them(He didn't think we knew what they looked like). Snorlax especially, since she's adamant about staying off the internet. For bonus points make "SnorlaxCameForCWC" the image of the now.--MoarLurk 18:47, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
    • SheCameForCWC.jpg is also another option. Imagine what happens when Chris discovers that the hated image has it's own article. Also, I know someone has Rule 34 of Jivin, so we could make that the IOTN. Failing that we can use the rule 34 Isabel made of Magi-chan and the "Redesigned" Asperchu!Magi-chan.--MoarLurk 19:22, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
    • Thats not two Magi-Chans. That image is of Magi-Chan and Swift, the exact Magi-Chan duplicate that Chris created while attempting to retcon Asperchu. The image is actually called 'Hecameforswift.png.' --Edward 20:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Why don't we just pretend to follow up with Chris's demands again? Even though it has been done before, I think it could be interesting to see what his reaction would be if we took the stuff out for a day or two. Chaosakita 07:22, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
  • And having Chris switch into "Smug Mode" for a while? No way. Besides, he's creating the most Lulz when his whims are denied. Griffintown 12:57, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
  • NEVER COMPROMISE, EVEN IN THE FACE OF ARMAGEDDON.--Champthom 15:01, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
    • No. We do not negotiate with terrorists. --BreadGod 15:19, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
    • It's nowhere near as funny unless he's screaming or breaking the camera. I'm still hoping for a video where he's both naked and screaming.--MoarLurk 04:34, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
    • Nah, giving into his demands, even as a joke, would just feed his enormous ego more, and we'd obviously see a video of Chris touting a "win" over CWCki. Standing against the manchild and essentially giving him a big "Fuck You" would be a lot more satisfying (And it might deflate Chris's ego slightly.....Well, we can dream) than a quick switcheroo. --Torvalr 10:40, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Page protections

In light of Chris's demands, I have opted to protect all of the pages he listed on CWCipedia. Reasons are twofold:

  1. to prevent Chris from editing them once he realizes that he can, you know, just get an account the pages.
  2. to prevent white knights, faggots, and other assorted idiots from complying with Chris's demands.

Whatever may come of this, CWCki will not comply with Chris's demands, as doing so would be a violation of the principles CWCki and wikis in general stand for.

I apologize for the page protections, but I feel this is a reasonable precautionary measure that may ease up the workload of our jerkops and admins who are already on high alert. If you feel you have information that must ABSOLUTELY go in the article, post it on the article talk page and an admin will determine whether to sort of it out.

Protections will last until 01 April, and depending on Chris's responses may be extended slightly. --Champthom 15:53, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

500 internal server error

500 internal server error is completely fucking me up, there are moments that I can hardly edit pages because of it. I'm sorry if we allready have discussion on it, but we need more. RachmaninovDESU 19:34, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

  • I agree that those errors are annoying the shit out of me. In fact, I got one just now when I was trying to edit this page. --BreadGod 22:02, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Thirded-YawningSquirtleRedux 22:28, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
  • I know. This shit is annoying. Possibly the most annoying thing i've come across on the internet. And I've seen the 'Who broke the copier copier copier copier' ad. --Edward 00:23, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
  • Guys, just refresh or whatever. This is nothing compared to how shit used to be when we were on 110mb. --Champthom 04:05, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
  • fixed? maybe Clydec 00:33, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
  • I have learned to love those errors. It will slow down vandals and even Chris if they show up to mess with the CWCki. Griffintown 05:40, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

TV Tropes page?

Should we have a page on the various TV Tropes pages of Sonichu, and the fact that Chris is a god in the Trope Pantheon (under Disgraces, the God of Bile Fascination, to be exact)? He's fourth from the bottom on that page, but for the sake of simplicity I'll list his "god" info here, as exact as I can make it:

Christian Weston Chandler, God of Bile Fascination (CWC, Chris-Chan Sonichu, Ian Brandon Anderson)

Who knows, maybe this "amazing honor" can be used in the "Did You Know..." section if a fake Chris-appeasing main page is used once the deadline passes? Just an idea. --Kimo 22:56, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Please don't. TvTropes doesn't have an easy revert function, so when he shows up to try editing it will be a pain in the ass to clean up. --LeninandMcCarthy 00:29, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
  • We already have a link to the TV Tropes page in the Sonichu comic article, I think that's good. People interested in these tropes can refer to TV Tropes article for that purpose. --Champthom 04:02, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

Essay on CWCki

Someone wrote a pretty decent essay on CWCki for a totally legit college class and posted it on /cwc. Check it out. --Champthom 04:10, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

  • That person is made of win. --YawningSquirtleRedux 04:39, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
  • The gentleman deserves all the proper honors we can award him for this paper.Griffintown 13:17, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

So Chris thinks I'm Tito

Hey folks, anyway while I may not be the guy that hacked Chris's PSN (HexBawx user) I am the guy that is currently dating the wallflower, and ever since then I've been shooting emails back and forth with the manchild, as always he's been doing his best to make a fool of himself and doing a positively grand job. Not wanting to be a namefag and start my own article for something that may not be article worthy I decided to drop the emails here for everyone to read and enjoy, please feel free to crucify/burn me alive if I placed this in the wrong area.

Now before I post these I figure I'll set the scene for you all, I met the wallflower through Facebook and found that she was actually a pretty nice person, a bit eccentric but in a good way, So long story short me and her hit it off and now we're a little couple. Of course this pissed off the manchild to no end because he viewed her as his next chance to get his beloved china. Now I won't lie, I haven't been very nice to Chris during these emails,. but predictably the little retard didn't exactly extend the hand of friendship either, and with my being both bisexual and an Aspie I have a special reason to hate him.

Now without further ado, I present for your enjoyment my ongoing saga with the manchild

These first few emails weren't sent directly to me but rather to the wallflower and then to me and being her current boyfriend I felt myself duty bound to at least attempt to step in and set Chris straight. It didn't work.

How it started:

Forwarded Message ----

From: "chrischansonichu@aol.com" <chrischansonichu@aol.com> Sent: Sun, March 14, 2010 1:19:06 AM Subject: Hey.

I pray you are feeling better from the recent chaos; I still have lingering heartaches from the "I hate you" and such from that message.

I know it's not much, but apparently your e-mail account remained safe. I am looking into it further, but I do know it was this Tito dude/troll who found you out, and likely was the one who started that page on the CWCki (it's wikipedia style; anyone can create a page on that damn website). Tito was the one who sent me the e-mail that early morning. I found it after hand-writing and enveloping the letter you may have received Saturday, or will receive in a day or two; that letter was before that matter. And Tito was also the same dude who left you a review leading you to that CWCki page on your fanfaction.net page; he has admitted it in an e-mail he sent me recently. I will be forwarding the two mentioned messages to you shortly.

If you ever come into contact with Tito, or meet him in real life, Do Not Trust Him. I still care for you and your safety and health. Please let me know over the phone or e-mail when you've recovered and we can move forward from this. I do not want to lose our friendship between you and me. (and "Hate" is such a strong word)

Stay Safe. Love and Peace, Christian.

My Response:

to chrischansonichu@aol.com date Sun, Mar 14, 2010 at 12:29 AM subject Yo Chris, Heather is taken mailed-by gmail.com


Yo Chris, I met Heather shortly after your thing with her man, you're pretty fucked up. I'm sorry for all the troll stuff that's happened to you, Clyde and all that. Jack, Evan, but you gotta relax.

Man, I'm Van, I'd like to help you but I need you to back up off my woman, Heather is a lovely girl man, but she's mine.

Chris, you got to realize all you've ever gotten done bad to you, it's all because you feed into them, you get mad. You give them that RESOINSE,

Chris, I'm an agnostic, I'm also a bisexual, and I have Aspergers. I know I'm pretty much your enemy but you have to listen. If you want to ever get laid you need to drop some weight and try to take better care of yourself man.

Also Sonichu is never going to work. You need to start over. Sonichu is not a parody, it's a ripoff. It's the equivalent of you sucking Satoshi Tajiri, Naoto Ōshima, Hirokazu Yasuhara, and Yuji Naka's penises. If you EVER EVER EVER tried to get SHIT off of this series of yours you'd be sued to oblivion, and since you're HFA and probably not responsible for yourself your PARENTS (You know Bob and Barb?) would get sued, you would have no house, and your family,

Your family Chris, the only people that EVER cared. Would hate you.

Anyway.

I just want to say one last time. Heather is taken. I'm sorry if you had feelings for her, but she's mine. In august I'm going to come to VA and her and me are going to start our love life.

Maybe have a daughter.

-Van Sabbith

Alright in retrospect I did more than my fair share of insulting in this email, but I at least attempted to help him. Being a man with an incredible amount of free time I was expecting his response to be faster than it was.

Forwarded Message ----

From: "chrischansonichu@aol.com" <chrischansonichu@aol.com> Sent: Sun, Marmailed-by gmail.comch 14, 2010 3:58:01 AM Subject: Re: I'VE THOUGHT I EXPLAINED IT LITTLE CUZ (YES)

Don't you GET IT, TITO, the guy you're seeing now, CREATED THAT PAGE on the CWCki, AND he had the balls to let you know in a "Review".

I have been heartaching over this the past days, and I've had sleepless nights over it. For the love of God and Jesus, don't leave me, Please!

Also, I was going to surprise you on St. Patrick's Day, but I feel it appropriate for the sake of protecting you, that I put on my Kilt in your honor against this Hawaiian Troll.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taiBe4ct_So

While I may have seen Rocket Power in my youth I was already getting more than a bit tired of this manchild thinking I was a fat Hawaiian.

from Sabastian Whipple <van.sabbith@gmail.com> to chrischansonichu@aol.com date Sun, Mar 14, 2010 at 3:00 PM subject My name, is Sab. Not TITO motherfucker.

Yo, Chris, Heather is my woman. Look man, I'm sorry for what surf shack mofo did to to you, but I'm not him. Heather is my woman, I have strong feelings for her based upon you know, EMOTIONS.

Not my desire to stop being a VIRGIN WITH RAGE. Now take your fucking skirt off. I'm Scottish, that shit pisses me off.

The next email from Chris is a bit weird as he seems to have been copied directly off the CWCiki down to the links.

From: Christian Chandler <ibachandler@yahoo.com> Sent: Sun, March 14, 2010 9:11:43 PM Subject: PLEASE! HEATHER COME BACK TO ME! :,(

You don't, you don't need that new boyfriend, because... I need you. We were very compatible, we had so much in common! I don't see why you had to go and do that. I mean, you aren't even ready for a boyfriend! You told me so yourself, multiple times! It's better that for a little while. But, you know what? This puts to mind a little something...

Hey hey, you you I don't like your boyfriend No way, no way I think you need a new one Hey hey, you you I could be your boyfriend da na da, da na da da da da, da da da

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger 'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in? He's so troll and stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'? That old sumbitch try to take you out of my life But you know I could do it better He's an imposter, he's a poser What the hells were you thinkin' with that damn pickle suit?


C'mon. Heather. Heather Dalley. Give me a break! You know my, I don't want to be back in a situation where I'm, how desperate I got!

Go as far as to pay a hundred dollars for a damn hooker. Give me a breaaak!! I'm a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin! I'm in a hell of my own! [sigh] C'mon, please? Pleeeeaaaase? I've been so very worried about you, I've had heartaches since last Wednesday. I've had sleepless nights! It really hurts!

Heartaches are hurt. Think about that.

While the links may not work in it's curent state the version in my inbox still has links to various articles here on the CWCiki almost as if Chris was too busy lazy to write it all down himself. So congrats to the people who transcribed his horrible singing so that the manchild didn't need to waste the five seconds it would take to have taken to type it out.

from Sabastian Whipple <van.sabbith@gmail.com> to ibachandler@yahoo.com date Sun, Mar 14, 2010 at 7:28 PM subject Still mine Chris.

Mr. Ian Brandon Anderson, would you kindly leave my woman alone, Heather is mine. Not yours.

You're only making yourself look creepier and creepier.

-Bob Chandler.

Okay I'll admit saying I was his dad was pretty weak, but I was bored and not quite in the mood to deal with an autistic manchild's tard rage so I wanted to see if I could get a rise out of him by doing something simple. If his next email is any indication of his mood it worked.

from Christian Chandler <ibachandler@yahoo.com> to Sabastian Whipple <van.sabbith@gmail.com> date Sun, Mar 14, 2010 at 10:39 PM subject Re: Still mine Chris.

I AM IN LOVE WITH HER! I TOOK PICTURES OF MY DUCK FOR HER!!

Thankfully there must be a God because he didn't attach them. Rather shocked by his admission of having taken pictures of his broken penis for my girlfriend I was more than a bit shocked and just slightly annoyed, but not so much that I couldn't find the will to insult him just a bit more.

from Sabastian Whipple <van.sabbith@gmail.com> to Christian Chandler <ibachandler@yahoo.com> date Mon, Mar 15, 2010 at 5:19 PM subject Re: Still mine Chris.

My god motherfucker, assuming I am talking to the real Chris and not a random troll (By the way, if you are a random troll great job man, you really got your CWC impression down pat)

Chris, you're a 28-year old super virgin. Nobody wants you.

Also. I have an eight inch penis. Haha!

Having read about his fear/dislike of penises over seven inches I couldn't help but mess with him a bit and see if it would draw a reaction.

from Christian Chandler <ibachandler@yahoo.com> to Sabastian Whipple <van.sabbith@gmail.com> date Wed, Mar 17, 2010 at 9:33 PM subject Re: Still mine Chris.

Tito! You stay away from Heather, you son of a bitch. You have no right taking her from me like that, you womanizing rapist! And if you go near her again, then I will find you! I will find you, I will cut you up, I will beat you up, I will knock you on your backside, stand on your gut like a log roller, and roll your fat right through your skull! Blow it wide open! Because that's what you deserve, you God damn womanizing raping troll and stupidstupid pickle suited Nigger! And don't you ever, don't you dare contact me in my E-mail again, or contact me ever! You stay away from me- you stay away from me and contact. Don't call me, I will find you!

If you're man enough you soon of a bitch you should meet me at 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968

Come on meet me, let me kick your, let me kick your black ass! 434-990-198 Heres my, heres my number if you are too scared that I found out your real name surfshack tito! I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you good.

My my, not only is Chrs threatening my life, but he's also calling me a Nigger, considering I'm not black that doesn't really bother me, but his saying he can kick my ass oes, and considering I'll be in VA within the next few months there's a very good chance of me playing kick the autistic IRL.

This last email is the most current, and my response to Chris's threats:

from Sabastian Whipple <van.sabbith@gmail.com> to Christian Chandler <ibachandler@yahoo.com> date Thu, Mar 18, 2010 at 12:48 AM subject You're a joke.


Oh please Chris you're a 28 year old autistic manchild. You think you can take me? Chris you have to realize this, I'm a kendoka, I'm 18, and I'm probably at least 40 pounds lighter than you! I'm probably in about ten times better shape than you, and most importantly I've had sex with something other than a blow up doll (Remember Kimmi and officer nasty Chris? I do!)

You're probably well over 200 pounds and can't run for more than a minute without damn near dying of a heart attack. Have you seen yourself? All you eat is McDonalds. I don't need to fight you, your lifestyle will kill you for me! Don't you see Chris?! You're the one making your life hell! Not the trolls! By just being yourself you feed the trolls. As long as you are you you'll always have these trolls! Don't you see?! The only answer is to die! You've told Clyde to commit suicide but I think it's time you consider it! Your parents have to own some pills, take them, take all of them. It won't hurt and like that there won't be any more trolls! I'm just trying to help you here!

But look Chris, Seriously if you do want to fight me, I'm going to be coming down to live with Heather and treat her like a woman should be treated. If you do want to do battle I'll see you then.

Also may I add that I have saved all our emails, I have proof of your death threats to me. I can have you arrested Chris, it doesn't matter if you're HFA the police take death threats very seriously, so if you don't want your little maggot ass getting raped by a big black man I suggest you watch your fucking mouth because you may think you have power, but here's the thing Chris, if I were to gather up all the people you threatened and we all went to court against you we could have your ass put away for a very long time. Think about that you little fool.

But if you're so dead set on kicking my ass here's my number shithead, if you don't get me just ask for me. I'll be happy to initiate verbal combat with your bitch ass all day long.

[phone number withheld] Don't forget that part at the beginning Chris, that's the area code, I know you're stupid and all so I wanted to remind you.

Anyway have a nice night.

I couldn't resist my urge to mess with him at this point, but still I tried valiantly like the hero I am to make Chris see the light, even if I tried in the middle of insulting him and telling him to commit suicide. Granted, he probably should.

Anyway that's all the emails so far, but if you all liked it I'll be sure to upload any future emails for your amusement.Sorry for the lack of formatting or other attempts to make it look better.

  • Needs a bit of formatting so it's easier to make sense of, but Chris seems to be reacting as expected. Although - and saying this will get me crucified by the Chris trolls - are you sure you want to be sharing this? Even if you're completely comfortable with all these details being out in the open, if Heather finds out you're posting these emails in public she may not be highly impressed. If she doesn't mind, more power to you, keep up the good work. P.S. May want to edit your details out of the emails. -- Borednewb 09:09, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
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