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A lot of grunting. | A lot of grunting. | ||
Oh damn you Jack Thad- Jack Thaddeus give me back my PlayStation Network | Oh damn you Jack Thad- Jack Thaddeus give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. I'm so damn stupid. I've got a goddamn motherfucking six inch cock and four inch di-a-me-ter balls. I hope you-- | ||
Give me back my PlayStation Network account. Give them back to me, begging you. [unintelligible] motherfucking these. You are so...damn. this the is worse of...blackmail. Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. All five of those out-of-country accounts. | Give me back my PlayStation Network account. Give them back to me, begging you. [unintelligible] motherfucking these. You are so...damn. this the is worse of...blackmail. Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. All five of those out-of-country accounts. | ||
I don't know if I could do this any better. but I'm doing this damn damn damn motherfucking hump! Heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, motherfucking heavy, motherfucking heavy, heavy heavy heavy, like a woman, with heavy weight [unintelligible] and damn G-cup breasts. It's a torture. It's a pain. | I don't know if I could do this any better. but I'm doing this damn damn damn motherfucking hump! Heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, motherfucking heavy, motherfucking heavy, heavy heavy heavy, like a woman, with heavy weight [unintelligible] and damn G-cup breasts. It's a torture. It's a pain. | ||
Making me have to do this for eight damn minutes. So, damn. damn damn damn damn damn damn damn. Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack motherfucking Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts and hold up your end of the bargain like you promised. [unintelligible] Go bother somebody else you damn... | Making me have to do this for eight damn minutes. So, damn. damn damn damn damn damn damn damn. Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack motherfucking Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts and hold up your end of the bargain like you promised. [unintelligible] Go bother somebody else you damn... | ||
Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Networks accounts, you expert hacker! you, you irrational expert! motherfucking burning-in-hell hacker! I don't know how you got the damn information about those five in the motherfucking first place! Jack Thaddeus, give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. | Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Networks accounts, you expert hacker! you, you irrational expert! motherfucking burning-in-hell hacker! I don't know how you got the damn information about those five in the motherfucking first place! Jack Thaddeus, give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. | ||
This hurt! Oh this hurts! Oh this motherfucking hurts...motherfucking hurts. Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. oh and some motherfucking master of obvious social inquiries with damn drug deals, damn cocaine, got a family somewhere someway or another, Alex being one of your damn relatives somehow, no idea, but give me back my PlayStation Network accounts, mother-ucking idiots. This really is a pain! It hurts, it hurts. Hey guys dang dang this so motherfucking heavy. I love PlayStation! I love PlayStation! Kill the | This hurt! Oh this hurts! Oh this motherfucking hurts...motherfucking hurts. Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. oh and some motherfucking master of obvious social inquiries with damn drug deals, damn cocaine, got a family somewhere someway or another, Alex being one of your damn relatives somehow, no idea, but give me back my PlayStation Network accounts, mother-ucking idiots. This really is a pain! It hurts, it hurts. Hey guys dang dang this so motherfucking heavy. I love PlayStation! I love PlayStation! Kill the Xbox! New reason why they call it the motherfucking 360 , you look at it makes you turn around—makes you do a 360° and walk away. Very appropriately called is a damn 120°, 130° whatever, whatever the half of 360° is. Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn. | ||
Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. I love PlayStation. Sony reigns, Sony will reign in the console wars. No matter who argues. Fuck the 350--360 fanatics. Fuck them all to hell. Shot all to hell. Ban them all. What the fuck. They're all motherfucking idiots. What the fuck. Damn damn damn damn. Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. [unintelligible] United States of America accounts. | Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. I love PlayStation. Sony reigns, Sony will reign in the console wars. No matter who argues. Fuck the 350--360 fanatics. Fuck them all to hell. Shot all to hell. Ban them all. What the fuck. They're all motherfucking idiots. What the fuck. Damn damn damn damn. Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. [unintelligible] United States of America accounts. | ||
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On 24th of July 2009, A video of Chris humping his beloved PS3 was leaked onto 4-cent_garbage's /v/. Chris displays an impressive level of fanboyism by literally making love to his "Life Upgrade".
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A lot of grunting. Oh damn you Jack Thad- Jack Thaddeus give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. I'm so damn stupid. I've got a goddamn motherfucking six inch cock and four inch di-a-me-ter balls. I hope you-- Give me back my PlayStation Network account. Give them back to me, begging you. [unintelligible] motherfucking these. You are so...damn. this the is worse of...blackmail. Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. All five of those out-of-country accounts. I don't know if I could do this any better. but I'm doing this damn damn damn motherfucking hump! Heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, motherfucking heavy, motherfucking heavy, heavy heavy heavy, like a woman, with heavy weight [unintelligible] and damn G-cup breasts. It's a torture. It's a pain. Making me have to do this for eight damn minutes. So, damn. damn damn damn damn damn damn damn. Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack motherfucking Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts and hold up your end of the bargain like you promised. [unintelligible] Go bother somebody else you damn... Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Networks accounts, you expert hacker! you, you irrational expert! motherfucking burning-in-hell hacker! I don't know how you got the damn information about those five in the motherfucking first place! Jack Thaddeus, give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. This hurt! Oh this hurts! Oh this motherfucking hurts...motherfucking hurts. Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. oh and some motherfucking master of obvious social inquiries with damn drug deals, damn cocaine, got a family somewhere someway or another, Alex being one of your damn relatives somehow, no idea, but give me back my PlayStation Network accounts, mother-ucking idiots. This really is a pain! It hurts, it hurts. Hey guys dang dang this so motherfucking heavy. I love PlayStation! I love PlayStation! Kill the Xbox! New reason why they call it the motherfucking 360 , you look at it makes you turn around—makes you do a 360° and walk away. Very appropriately called is a damn 120°, 130° whatever, whatever the half of 360° is. Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn. Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. I love PlayStation. Sony reigns, Sony will reign in the console wars. No matter who argues. Fuck the 350--360 fanatics. Fuck them all to hell. Shot all to hell. Ban them all. What the fuck. They're all motherfucking idiots. What the fuck. Damn damn damn damn. Jack Thaddeus! Jack Thaddeus! Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts. [unintelligible] United States of America accounts.
Give 'em all back. Give 'em all back. Give 'em. Give 'em all back. Give 'em. Give 'em. Give 'em. Give 'em. Give 'em. Give 'em. Give 'em back. Jack Thaddeus, motherfuckin' bastard. Think you're so [unintelligible] you so tough. You think you man. Some day you're gonna fall. You're gonna fall and God help you when you fall. You'll be down to hell, but I guess you don't care 'bout that you're just a motherfucking prince of hacking and torturing. Give me back my PlayStation Network accounts, you Jack Thaddeus. Jack Thaddeus. Jack Thaddeus [unintelligible] motherfucking PlayStation Network accounts. Hey hey, yeah yeah, I don't like your boyfriends. No way, no way. Girl, I think you need a new one. Hey hey, yeah yeah, girl, woman, I could be your boyfriend. 'cause I am damn straight. Uh, damn rumors on the Internet from damn trolls make a mockery outta me and everything I do. That's drawn me down to quit drawing 'cause I lost motherfucking inspiration. Uh, damn, Jack Thaddeus give me back my PlayStation Network accounts.
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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