Mary Poppins

Mrs. Banks, wearing the "Votes for Women" sash that Chris so blatantly misinterpreted.

Mary Poppins is a Disney film adaptation of the book series of the same name. It is highly regarded as a classic of children's and musical cinema. It is less highly regarded as the favorite film of perverse, demented internet-cyst Christian Weston Chandler. Chris has made references to the film in his writing in his usual context-eschewing style. Most offensively to fans of the film, he incorporated the "Votes for Women" segment from the song Step In Time into his twisted Women's Rights propaganda, as well as bastardized the Jolly Holiday song, replacing 'Mary' with 'Ivy' or the name of whatever gal-pal he is currently being trolled by.

His extreme zeal for "women's rights" probably comes from a Mrs. Banks, the mother of Jane & Michael. As the story is set in early 20th-century England (1901-1910, King Edward VII is mentioned as being currently on the throne), women do not yet have the right to vote. Mrs. Banks is the first character we see in the film proper, and she also sings the first song, "Sister Suffragette," during which she mentions Emmeline Pankhurst being arrested (again), placing the film in 1909, the second time she was arrested.

Mrs. Banks and her friends were depicted as struggling for the greater cause of being treated as an equal, with the same rights and treatment. But, in a strange and highly irrational way, Chris takes it to mean they simply want to remove their clothes and fuck.

How wrong he was.

“	But Thank God and Jesus, my Guardian Angel from the other side of the world found me. She, a Good, Loyal, Honest Sonichu & Rosechu fan, got my YouTube and Facebook accounts for me, and, she was a real big help and the "Spoon full of sugar" I needed to "help the medicine go down"	”
Chris, pissing off God and Walt Disney at the same time

References by Chris

Sir Isaacs Justifies Violence? Who could have such horrible objections to a woman's right to Hanky-Panky?

• Early in his e-mail conversations with Blanca, Chris mentioned that Mary Poppins is his favorite movie.

• In the 25 September 2008 update to the OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog, Chris referred to PandaHalo as a "spoonful of sugar" (and felt the need to point out exactly where the reference came from).

• In the For My Sweetest Ivy video, Chris sang a riff on Dick Van Dyke's musical number "Jolly Holiday."

• During Mumble 2, Clyde Cash and other trolls drew Chris out on his love of the movie, and then made fun of him at length.

• While talking to Julie in Mumble 3, he suggested that if she didn't know what to say, she could say "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."

• In Mailbag 54, Chris used "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" as an example of his substantial vocabulary.

• In Chris's 2010-vintage Hook Cafe personal ad, when asked for a line from his favorite movie, he answered with "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."

• Likewise, in his Book of Matches profile, he cites Mary Poppins as his favorite movie, and his Match.com profile mentions that it's one of his favorite things.

• In his MyBUZZ! quiz about himself, the second question is "Which is his favorite movie of all time?" and the answer is "Mary Poppins."

• Chris has been known to use "What is your favorite movie?" as a security question protecting the passwords to some of his websites and user accounts. The answer, invariably, is "Mary Poppins," which for a time made life easy for trolls looking to hack Chris's accounts.

• Chris performs a horribly mangled version of Step In Time in his video I like Mary Poppins.

Mary Poppins in the Comic

• In Episode 17, Rosechu breaks into the "Votes For Women" segment of the song Step In Time.

• In Episode 20, Sonichu references Mary Poppins directly, but as he forgets to use a verb, it sounds less like a proposal for a nice evening with the family and more like pedofork/guro horror. ("Let's [...] head home for dinner and "Mary Poppins" with our children!").

• In the special episode from Sonichu 11, "A Sonichu Christmas," Sonichu uses Mary Poppins's "Chim Chim Cheroo" magic trick to fly up the chimney.