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{{quote|Let's make Sonichu and Rosechu great again!|Christian Weston Chandler for President}} | {{quote|Let's make Sonichu and Rosechu great again!|Christian Weston Chandler for [[Wikipedia:Donald Trump presidential campaign, 2016|President]]}} | ||
Sonichu Entertainment of America is Chris's small business company that started on [[Announcement 04/16/2016| April 16th, 2016]]. It is pre-IPO, global entertainment and media company which will be hosted by [http://www.zazzle.com/ Zazzle] selling [[Sonichu 8|fun for the whole family]]. This is a step up for Chris taking advantage of his Internet fame and [[Sonichu| his original creation]]. Sonichu Entertainment of America is an [[Homos| Equal Opportunity]] employer. It is (by Chris's logic) an 8A [[Tomgirl| woman]]-owned small business. Products would include the usual stuff he sells in [[Etsy| Etsy]] as well as T-shirts, hats, mugs, and other products. | Sonichu Entertainment of America is Chris's small business company that started on [[Announcement 04/16/2016| April 16th, 2016]]. It is a pre-IPO, global entertainment and media company which will be hosted by [http://www.zazzle.com/ Zazzle] selling [[Sonichu 8|fun for the whole family]]. This is a step up for Chris taking advantage of his Internet fame and [[Sonichu| his original creation]]. Sonichu Entertainment of America is an [[Homos| Equal Opportunity]] employer. It is (by Chris's logic) an 8A [[Tomgirl| woman]]-owned small business. Products would include the usual stuff he sells in [[Etsy| Etsy]] as well as T-shirts, hats, mugs, and other products. | ||
= Reason for startup = | = Reason for startup = | ||
Most people start a small business to provide services and innovation. Although Chris wants to expand his clientele, his reason was out of shear laziness due to the [[stress| stresses]] in life. After [[Please, Donate| begging]] a few days prior to the launch, Chris decides that it would be better to hire some henchmen to do his bidding. | [[Chris and the industry|Most people]] start a small business to provide services and innovation. Although Chris wants to expand his clientele, his reason was out of shear laziness due to the [[stress| stresses]] in life. After [[Please, Donate|begging]] a few days prior to the launch, Chris decides that it would be better to hire some henchmen to do his bidding. His other reason was to focus more on drawing the comics as well as focusing on his transition from being a Female Lesbian Soul to Full Woman Lesbian. The biggest reason of all is getting [[china|china]]. | ||
= Help Wanted = | = Help Wanted = | ||
Chris's recruitment techniques are strange at best and creepy as hell at worse. He is looking for art professionals that could recreate his masterpieces and sell them. | Chris's recruitment techniques are strange at best and creepy as hell at worse. He is looking for art professionals that could recreate [[Chris and art|his masterpieces]] and sell them. | ||
==Positions and Job Descriptions== | ==Positions and Job Descriptions== | ||
===Artist=== | ===Artist=== | ||
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*Love and adore the adventures of Sonichu and Rosechu | *Love and adore the adventures of Sonichu and Rosechu | ||
*Be experienced with arts and crafts | *Be experienced with arts and crafts | ||
* | *[[Chris and English|Eighth grade reading level]] | ||
*Have similar traits to Chris-chan but not in totality | *Have similar traits to Chris-chan but [[Chris and his ego|not in totality]] | ||
===Animators/Video production assistants=== | ===Animators/Video production assistants=== | ||
This position would help with creating the animated or CGI Sonichu cartoon series and hopefully not end up like the [[Sonic Boom Protests| blue-armed bandit]]. | This position would help with creating the animated or CGI Sonichu cartoon series and hopefully not end up like the [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue-armed bandit]]. | ||
====Description==== | ====Description==== | ||
*Create a cartoon | *Create a cartoon or CGI animated Sonichu cartoon with Chris having total creative control and voices himself and Sonichu himself. | ||
====Qualifications==== | ====Qualifications==== | ||
*Be able to make a cartoon | *[[CADD|Be able to make a cartoon]] | ||
===Romantic coordinator=== | ===Romantic coordinator=== | ||
A romantic coordinator is a professional matchmaker that Chris would actually pay for and trust. He is too lazy to do it because of his autism and is [[Mass debating| busy]]. | A romantic coordinator is a [[Hooker incident|professional matchmaker]] that Chris would actually pay for and [[Honest Content|trust]]. He is too lazy to do it because of his autism and is [[Mass debating|busy]]. | ||
====Description==== | ====Description==== | ||
*Compete with the lesbian love market and find Chris a sweetheart | *Compete with the lesbian love market and find Chris a [[sweetheart]] | ||
*Create a course in women's self-defense/martial arts, dating education, and lesbian sexual positions. | *Create a course in women's self-defense/martial arts, [[Date Ed|dating education]], and lesbian sexual positions. | ||
*Escort Chris in certain public events | *Escort Chris in certain [[Fridays After Five|public events]] | ||
*Fight against trolls | *Fight against trolls | ||
====Qualifications==== | ====Qualifications==== | ||
*Be fit and in shape | *Be [[Chris and health|fit and in shape]] | ||
*Be a [[The Incredible Lioness| femme fatale]] | *Be a [[The Incredible Lioness|femme fatale]] | ||
==Salary and benefits== | ==Salary and benefits== | ||
*25% of the profits. | *25% of the profits. | ||
*Exclusive access to Christian Weston Chandler himself | *[[Chris and his ego|Exclusive access]] to Christian Weston Chandler himself | ||
*Talks of collaboration | *Talks of [[Chris and negotiation|collaboration]] | ||
*Access to private company promotions, conventions, and company slumber parties (tbd) | *Access to private company promotions, conventions, and company slumber parties (tbd) | ||
*Chance of romantic encounter with the boss | *Chance of romantic encounter with the boss | ||
Anyone interested could send a Youtube video as a video resume or send a resume to his gmail account. | Anyone interested could send a Youtube video as a video resume or send [[Chris's resume|a resume]] to his gmail account. | ||
If Chris wants more than 3 people, he would have no money for himself or for the capital that he needs to create more Amiibos and medallions. IF the employee is a female, then the bonus would be being Chris's sweetheart from the ground up and giving birth to [[Crystal Weston Chandler| Crystal]]. | If Chris wants more than 3 people, he would have no money for himself or for the capital that he needs to create more Amiibos and medallions. IF the employee is a female, then the bonus would be being Chris's sweetheart from the ground up and giving birth to [[Crystal Weston Chandler|Crystal]]. | ||
There are so many problems with Chris's approach to recruiting new employees. | There are so many problems with Chris's approach to [[Attraction Sign|recruiting new employees]]. It is highly unprofessional to allude to romantic advances as a suppose perk of the position. Not only would that creep out potential employees, it would also be considered [[Chris and the law|sexual harassment]] especially with Chris's history [[Catherine|with]] [[Megan|dating]]. What's surprising about all this is that Chris is opening most of the positions to [[Jerks|men]] with only the romantic coordinator being a female-only position which again could bring up a sexual harassment case. | ||
==Future== | ==Future== | ||
Given that Chris's lucrative Etsy empire has been supported by rubberneckers, weens and fans alike, it's possible that Chris's latest enterprise may well survive for at least a year, provided that the 'romantic co-ordinator' role doesn't provoke the law into investigating Chris's thinly-veiled attempt at grabbing some [[China]]. | Given that Chris's lucrative Etsy empire has been supported by rubberneckers, weens and fans alike, it's possible that Chris's latest enterprise may well survive for at least a year, provided that the 'romantic co-ordinator' role doesn't provoke [[Jerkops|the law]] into investigating Chris's thinly-veiled attempt at grabbing some [[China]]. | ||
Revision as of 22:55, 20 April 2016
| “ | Let's make Sonichu and Rosechu great again! | ” |
| Christian Weston Chandler for President | ||
Sonichu Entertainment of America is Chris's small business company that started on April 16th, 2016. It is a pre-IPO, global entertainment and media company which will be hosted by Zazzle selling fun for the whole family. This is a step up for Chris taking advantage of his Internet fame and his original creation. Sonichu Entertainment of America is an Equal Opportunity employer. It is (by Chris's logic) an 8A woman-owned small business. Products would include the usual stuff he sells in Etsy as well as T-shirts, hats, mugs, and other products.
Reason for startup
Most people start a small business to provide services and innovation. Although Chris wants to expand his clientele, his reason was out of shear laziness due to the stresses in life. After begging a few days prior to the launch, Chris decides that it would be better to hire some henchmen to do his bidding. His other reason was to focus more on drawing the comics as well as focusing on his transition from being a Female Lesbian Soul to Full Woman Lesbian. The biggest reason of all is getting china.
Help Wanted
Chris's recruitment techniques are strange at best and creepy as hell at worse. He is looking for art professionals that could recreate his masterpieces and sell them.
Positions and Job Descriptions
Artist
An artist would create the Amiibos and medallions. Basically, it is just an assembly worker making Sonichu crap.
Description
- Learn from Chris-chan about assembling Amiibos and medallions.
- Create potential prototypes
- Collaborate with Chris about new ideas
Qualifications
- Love and adore the adventures of Sonichu and Rosechu
- Be experienced with arts and crafts
- Eighth grade reading level
- Have similar traits to Chris-chan but not in totality
Animators/Video production assistants
This position would help with creating the animated or CGI Sonichu cartoon series and hopefully not end up like the blue-armed bandit.
Description
- Create a cartoon or CGI animated Sonichu cartoon with Chris having total creative control and voices himself and Sonichu himself.
Qualifications
Romantic coordinator
A romantic coordinator is a professional matchmaker that Chris would actually pay for and trust. He is too lazy to do it because of his autism and is busy.
Description
- Compete with the lesbian love market and find Chris a sweetheart
- Create a course in women's self-defense/martial arts, dating education, and lesbian sexual positions.
- Escort Chris in certain public events
- Fight against trolls
Qualifications
- Be fit and in shape
- Be a femme fatale
Salary and benefits
- 25% of the profits.
- Exclusive access to Christian Weston Chandler himself
- Talks of collaboration
- Access to private company promotions, conventions, and company slumber parties (tbd)
- Chance of romantic encounter with the boss
Anyone interested could send a Youtube video as a video resume or send a resume to his gmail account.
If Chris wants more than 3 people, he would have no money for himself or for the capital that he needs to create more Amiibos and medallions. IF the employee is a female, then the bonus would be being Chris's sweetheart from the ground up and giving birth to Crystal.
There are so many problems with Chris's approach to recruiting new employees. It is highly unprofessional to allude to romantic advances as a suppose perk of the position. Not only would that creep out potential employees, it would also be considered sexual harassment especially with Chris's history with dating. What's surprising about all this is that Chris is opening most of the positions to men with only the romantic coordinator being a female-only position which again could bring up a sexual harassment case.
Future
Given that Chris's lucrative Etsy empire has been supported by rubberneckers, weens and fans alike, it's possible that Chris's latest enterprise may well survive for at least a year, provided that the 'romantic co-ordinator' role doesn't provoke the law into investigating Chris's thinly-veiled attempt at grabbing some China.