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<br>[2008-12-15 06::55:41] '''spasticnerfbag''': http://i37.tinypic.com/27y8ftu.gif
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<br>[2008-12-15 06::55:46] <font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> I may just make my own story..
 
<br>[2008-12-15 06::56:08] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': i saw that gif
[[Image:ModNation Racers.jpg|thumb|''MR'' [[America]]n box art]]
<br>[2008-12-15 06::56:16] '''spasticnerfbag''': I love it so much
 
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">[2008-12-15 06::56:19] » Guest1 joined the chat room.</font>
'''''ModNation Racers''''' is a customizable kart racing game for the [[PS3]] and [[PSP]] that [[Chris]] has taken a liking to. It isn't quite [[2010]]'s answer to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', but it's close.
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">[2008-12-15 06::56:19] » Guest_ is now known as Guest1.</font>
 
<br>[2008-12-15 06::56:29] '''spasticnerfbag''': REVEAL THYSELF
In addition to providing [[Autism|autistics]] with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, [[Homos|gaily]]-colored characters found in [[Animal Crossing|children's games]], ''ModNation Racers'' is heavily based around user-generated content, much like ''LittleBigPlanet''. Chris can now foist his questionable [[Chris and art|design skills]] upon the world through a kart racing game.
<br>[2008-12-15 06::56:35] '''cogsdev''': guys
 
<br>[2008-12-15 06::56:37] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': '''spasticnerfbag''' : and someday, that might be u
==Chris's ModNation career==
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">[2008-12-15 06::56:37] » Guest1 is now known as ChrisChanSonichu.</font>
When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted exactly 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, [[Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Copyright|"Original CWC Art"]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.
<br>[2008-12-15 06::56:42] '''cogsdev''': it's chris
 
<br>[2008-12-15 06::56:46] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font> Hey.
It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large [[fanbase]], barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for special game content and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.
<br>[2008-12-15 06::56:48] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': hello chris
 
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">[2008-12-15 06::56:50] » '''spasticnerfbag''' is now known as '''Rosey'''.</font>
He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.
<br>[2008-12-15 06::56:50] '''canine''': oh damn
 
<br>[2008-12-15 06::56:51] '''XanatosVanBadas''': Hey, Chris
Despite having all the free time in the world, Chris is mediocre at ''ModNation Racers''. This should come as little of a [[Soul Calibur|surprise]]. After racing in 500-plus contests, Chris has only "won" 100 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some [[Rage|tard-rage]] present).     
<br>[2008-12-15 06::56:51] '''cogsdev''': hi chris
 
<br>[2008-12-15 06::56:55] '''azrael_raven''': hey chris
==Beta screen caps==
<br>[2008-12-15 06::56:55] '''Rosey''': Hey!!
 
<br>[2008-12-15 06::56:56] '''champthom''': Is that really you, Chris?
<center>
<br>[2008-12-15 06::57:06] '''XanatosVanBadas''': How's it going?
<gallery>
<br>[2008-12-15 06::57:08] '''champthom''': Or are you some mean troll?
Image:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.
<br>[2008-12-15 06::57:10] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  I've heard that there are a few questions; I am here to answer them.
Image:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate
<br>[2008-12-15 06::57:13] '''cogsdev''': yeah, that is really chris's hostmask
Image:MODNATION_2.JPG|''Modnation'': the game that lets you make Sonichu [[medallions]]
<br>[2008-12-15 06::57:15] <font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> I have one!
Image:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon
<br>[2008-12-15 06::57:20] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  I am truly Christian Chandler.
</gallery>
<br>[2008-12-15 06::57:23] '''Rosey''': Cool!
</center>
<br>[2008-12-15 06::57:24] <font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> I've been wondering, Chris.
 
<br>[2008-12-15 06::57:24] '''cogsdev''': try to keep questions one at a time
==Post-Beta creations==
<br>[2008-12-15 06::57:30] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': nods
 
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">[2008-12-15 06::57:31] » ChrisChanSonichu was promoted to operator by you.</font>
It's now generally accepted that if you give Chris a character creation tool, he'll make himself and then Sonichu. ''ModNation Racers'' is no exception.  The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking regaining his once-thought-lost interest in ''Hot Wheels'' toys. How very mature.
<br>[2008-12-15 06::57:35] <font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Do you think you can show us a tour of your home? I'm curious how it looks.
 
<br>[2008-12-15 06::57:45] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  I'll consider it.
{{collapsible
<br>[2008-12-15 06::57:47] '''Polly''': Hi Chris.
|Chris's ModNation Creations
<br>[2008-12-15 06::57:51] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  hi.
|<gallery perrow="5">
<br>[2008-12-15 06::57:54] <font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Cool, thanks.
File:Modnation ChrisChan.jpg|Chris
<br>[2008-12-15 06::57:55] '''Viral''': hey there
File:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|[[Sonichu]]
<br>[2008-12-15 06::58:04] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  hi.
File:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]]
<br>[2008-12-15 06::58:06] '''XanatosVanBadas''': I can't wait for the next issue, man
File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Lego Chris]]
<br>[2008-12-15 06::58:10] '''cogsdev''': I was wondering if you had made any new LBP levels recently
File:Modnation LegoInfomaniac.jpg|[[Legos|The Infomaniac]]
<br>[2008-12-15 06::58:15] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  it's still being colored.
File:Modnation 1stTransformersRacer.jpg|[[Transformers|A "Transformer"]]
<br>[2008-12-15 06::58:25] '''champthom''': Aww, I've been waiting so long D:.
File:Modnation ExcelExcel.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Excel]]
<br>[2008-12-15 06::58:28] '''Polly''': Okay. Will it be out before the end of 2008?
File:Modnation HayattHatchan.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Hyatt]]
<br>[2008-12-15 06::58:30] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  no NEW levels recently.
File:ModNation Wild.jpg| [[Wild Sonichu]]
<br>[2008-12-15 06::58:39] '''Polly''': :D
File:ModNation Punchy.jpg| [[Punchy Sonichu]]
<br>[2008-12-15 06::58:45] <font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Glad to see that you're working on it, Chris. :D
File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg| [[Magi-Chan]]
<br>[2008-12-15 06::58:49] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  yep
File:ModNation Bubbles.jpg| [[Bubbles Rosechu]]
<br>[2008-12-15 06::58:54] '''RegularMagichan''': Any new girls in your life, Chris?
File:ModNation Angelica.jpg| [[Angelica]]
<br>[2008-12-15 06::58:55] '''Polly''': A Christmas Present to us fans, it seems. :D
File:Modnation SonichuKart.jpg|A car for Sonichu
<br>[2008-12-15 06::59:00] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  no new chicks.
File:Modnation RosechusKart.jpg|And Rosechu too!
<br>[2008-12-15 06::59:01] '''champthom''': Whatever happened to Chloe?
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|[[Son-Chu]]
<br>[2008-12-15 06::59:02] '''canine''': <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  are you familiar with the youtube troll, svenka?
File:Modnation 1991CamaroZ-28.jpg|Hot Wheels
<br>[2008-12-15 06::59:07] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  no
File:Modnation JaguarXj220Revealers.jpg|More Hot Wheels
<br>[2008-12-15 06::59:20] '''Polly''': She's a bad seed.
File:Modnation Zr1CorvetteRevealers.jpg|Still more Hot Wheels
<br>[2008-12-15 06::59:21] '''cogsdev''': yeah, svenka's been faking chatlogs to troll us
File:Modnation PontiacBanshee.jpg|You get the idea
<br>[2008-12-15 06::59:26] '''champthom''': She's mean :(.
File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg|[[Homo]]wagon?
<br>[2008-12-15 06::59:26] '''canine''': she's made a few videos slandering the fans in #sonichu
File:Modnation 1stTransformerRaceCar.jpg|Transformation not included
<br>[2008-12-15 06::59:29] '''Viral''': hows it going with the lbp contest, chris?
File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|[[Chris and death|<s>A casket</s>]] Nintendo Wiimote
<br>[2008-12-15 06::59:30] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': don't worry too much tho
File:ModNation AuNatured.jpg| Au "Naturel"
<br>[2008-12-15 06::59:32] <font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Yeah, she's mean. D:
</gallery>}}
<br>[2008-12-15 06::59:34] '''champthom''': It's all vicious lies and slander!
 
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">[2008-12-15 06::59:41] » '''RegularMagichan''' is now known as '''MagichanSonichu'''.</font>
==See also==
<br>[2008-12-15 06::59:50] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  I'm sorry to hear that.
 
<br>[2008-12-15 06::59:57] '''MagichanSonichu''': How big of a role does Magichan have in the next episode? He's my favorite member of the Chaotic Combo.
*[[Fan:Sonichu Racers]]
<br>[2008-12-15 07::00:05] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  :)
 
<br>[2008-12-15 07::00:11] '''XanatosVanBadas''': Chris, what music do you listen to?
==External links==
<br>[2008-12-15 07::00:13] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  small.
 
<br>[2008-12-15 07::00:27] '''champthom''': Magichan is lame. Punch is the greatest member of the Chaotic Combo.
*[http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu Chris's ModNation profile]
<br>[2008-12-15 07::00:28] '''XanatosVanBadas''': Like, anything specific?
 
<br>[2008-12-15 07::00:30] '''Rosey''': Any personal favorites?
[[Category:Video Games]]
<br>[2008-12-15 07::00:38] '''Viral''': is this 4-cent-jerk the main villain now?
<br>[2008-12-15 07::00:39] <font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Oh, what about Blake? He's one of my favorites. Sorry if I spelt it wrong, I haven't read a comic in FOREVER (IE a couple of days).
<br>[2008-12-15 07::00:39] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  Britney Spears, period.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::01:02] '''Rosey''': Yeah, Britney's amazing.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::01:07] '''Viral''': i see
<br>[2008-12-15 07::01:08] '''MagichanSonichu''': So Chris, give us a sneak peak, give us a quote from the upcoming episode.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::01:12] <font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Huh, I guess I kind of skipped over that, sorry about that.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::01:13] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': do you prefer classic britney or post-breakdown britney?
<br>[2008-12-15 07::01:18] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  all
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">[2008-12-15 07::01:20] » Guest_ joined the chat room.</font>
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">[2008-12-15 07::01:20] » Guest_ is now known as Guest1.</font>
<br>[2008-12-15 07::01:29] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': cool
<br>[2008-12-15 07::01:35] <font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Neat.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::01:36] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  I will say this, Blake and Bubbles Kiss.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::01:39] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': guest, please change name
<br>[2008-12-15 07::01:41] '''champthom''': !
<br>[2008-12-15 07::01:47] '''Rosey''': Yeah, Chris is here!
<br>[2008-12-15 07::01:52] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  yep.
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">[2008-12-15 07::01:57] » Guest1 is now known as '''Jemmy'''.</font>
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">[2008-12-15 07::02:04] » '''Jemmy''' was granted voice by '''Cameron_Van_Dierten'''.</font>
<br>[2008-12-15 07::02:06] '''XanatosVanBadas''': Chris, what anime have you seen lately?
<br>[2008-12-15 07::02:07] '''Jemmy''': Hi
<br>[2008-12-15 07::02:11] '''XanatosVanBadas''': Any new favs?
<br>[2008-12-15 07::02:16] '''MagichanSonichu''': So Chris, can I have a quote from the new episode? You write the best dialogue.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::02:33] '''champthom''': I agree.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::02:40] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  lately...IDK, but I just watched the SpikeTV VGAwards.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::03:03] '''XanatosVanBadas''': Do you watch Death Note?
<br>[2008-12-15 07::03:17] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  seen it; it's kinda meh.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::03:20] '''Jemmy''': I wonder if anyone here likes this? http://img.7chan.org/unf/src/121546356249.jpg
<br>[2008-12-15 07::03:20] '''EXKeine''': Christmas is coming up, so... do you believe in Santa Claus?
<br>[2008-12-15 07::03:32] '''XanatosVanBadas''': AH, I see
<br>[2008-12-15 07::03:40] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  yep.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::03:45] '''Viral''': death note is full of people who forgot to stay straight
<br>[2008-12-15 07::03:48] '''XanatosVanBadas''': Just asking since I like knowing what your must influenced by
<br>[2008-12-15 07::03:51] '''Rosey''': Chris, I apologize if this is a sensitive subject, but... have you heard from Megan lately?
<br>[2008-12-15 07::03:56] '''Polly''': Death Note is neat.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::04:01] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  no comment.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::04:04] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': since you have played playstation for a while, are you into any game from the Gran Turismo Series (is excited about Prologue and V)?
<br>[2008-12-15 07::04:05] '''Rosey''': Okay.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::04:23] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  GT2 was my first PSOne title; played it on my Dreamcast with Bleem.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::04:33] '''Polly''': I remember Bleem
<br>[2008-12-15 07::04:36] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': mine, too
<br>[2008-12-15 07::04:37] '''Polly''': Emulator, right?
<br>[2008-12-15 07::04:43] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  kind of
<br>[2008-12-15 07::04:46] '''XanatosVanBadas''': Chris, who are your fav authors?
<br>[2008-12-15 07::04:54] '''champthom''': RL Stien, of course!
<br>[2008-12-15 07::04:57] '''canine''': what do you think of Twilight?
<br>[2008-12-15 07::05:15] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  Only R.L. Stien. IDK.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::05:17] <font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> I have a good question, when are you going to look into making a Sonichu/Rosechu Fanclub in Playstation Home?
<br>[2008-12-15 07::05:19] '''Jemmy''': http://img.7chan.org/unf/src/121546356249.jpg :D
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">[2008-12-15 07::05:22] » '''Jemmy''' left the chat room.</font>
<br>[2008-12-15 07::05:32] <font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> I'm quite excited about that.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::05:34] '''Rosey''': That's enough, '''Jemmy'''!
<br>[2008-12-15 07::05:39] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': idiot troll
<br>[2008-12-15 07::05:39] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  not right at the moment; I'm still working on the comic.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::05:45] '''cogsdev''': aww, i was looking forward to that
<br>[2008-12-15 07::06:04] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': well, i can't wait for the spring break concert, chris
<br>[2008-12-15 07::06:04] <font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Stupid troll. Anyway, that's cool, Chris. The comic IS what gave us Sonichu and Rosechu in the first place.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::06:06] '''Polly''': Are you planning to see Dragonball Eolution?
<br>[2008-12-15 07::06:27] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  IDK; is it going to air on Cartoon Network?
<br>[2008-12-15 07::06:37] '''Psycho_Crab''': http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/Ashidakagumo3768.JPG
<br>[2008-12-15 07::06:37] '''XanatosVanBadas''': No, its a live action movie
<br>[2008-12-15 07::06:41] '''Rosey''': Chris, about how long do you work on the comic each day, on average?
<br>[2008-12-15 07::06:42] '''Psycho_Crab''': Oh
<br>[2008-12-15 07::06:42] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  oh.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::06:44] '''XanatosVanBadas''': In theatres
<br>[2008-12-15 07::06:44] '''Psycho_Crab''': Hey Chris
<br>[2008-12-15 07::06:48] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  at least one page a day.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::06:54] '''Polly''': Here's the preview http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64fZMN2Qu0w
<br>[2008-12-15 07::06:57] <font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Have you gotten Animal Crossing City Folk, yet? I plan to get it for Christmas and wonder if it's as good as I've heard.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::06:59] '''Polly''': For DB Evolution
<br>[2008-12-15 07::07:01] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  no.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::07:06] '''XanatosVanBadas''': What about Watchmen?
<br>[2008-12-15 07::07:08] '''Rosey''': So this next issue's gonna be pretty big??
<br>[2008-12-15 07::07:09] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': my mom plays that... she's va, too
<br>[2008-12-15 07::07:10] '''DeBauchery''': Oh, hey Chris.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::07:15] '''XanatosVanBadas''': They looks like a good film
<br>[2008-12-15 07::07:17] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  no, yes.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::07:28] '''DeBauchery''': Say, do you want to share your Brawl friend code?
<br>[2008-12-15 07::07:35] '''XanatosVanBadas''': I saw the trailer infront of Dark Knight
<br>[2008-12-15 07::07:38] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  It's not in my memory.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::07:38] '''Rosey''': Yes, to my question, Chris?
<br>[2008-12-15 07::07:44] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  yes
<br>[2008-12-15 07::07:49] '''Rosey''': Yay!!!!
<br>[2008-12-15 07::07:51] '''Polly''': :D
<br>[2008-12-15 07::07:53] <font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> No to mine?
<br>[2008-12-15 07::08:03] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  yes
<br>[2008-12-15 07::08:05] <font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Aww, thanks for answering though.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::08:11] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  cool.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::08:13] '''Polly''': You're cool. :D
<br>[2008-12-15 07::08:16] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  :)
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">[2008-12-15 07::08:20] » Sci joined the chat room.</font>
<br>[2008-12-15 07::08:23] '''Polly''': Youre welcome. :)
<br>[2008-12-15 07::08:30] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': I downlloaded your mp3 from your website and noticed it was itunes-store ready...
<br>[2008-12-15 07::08:31] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  I will answer one more question for now.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::08:41] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': do u plan to sell your album there?
<br>[2008-12-15 07::08:49] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  no
<br>[2008-12-15 07::08:55] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': ahh cool
<br>[2008-12-15 07::08:55] '''canine''': it was good talking to you
<br>[2008-12-15 07::08:59] <font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> Aww. :(
<br>[2008-12-15 07::09:00] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  y'all take care.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::09:00] '''Polly''': Have a good night.
<br>[2008-12-15 07::09:02] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': nods
<br>[2008-12-15 07::09:02] '''cogsdev''': thanks for answering our questions chris!
<br>[2008-12-15 07::09:06] '''Cameron_Van_Dierten''': u 2
<br>[2008-12-15 07::09:06] '''XanatosVanBadas''': Thanks Chris, you are the man
<br>[2008-12-15 07::09:08] <font color="#D44942">'''BlueSpike:'''</font> You too, good night!
<br>[2008-12-15 07::09:09] <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu:'''</font>  Peace
<br>[2008-12-15 07::09:10] '''DeBauchery''': Aww, leaving again so soon?
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">[2008-12-15 07::09:11] » '''ChrisChanSonichu''' left the chat room.</font>

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MR American box art

ModNation Racers is a customizable kart racing game for the PS3 and PSP that Chris has taken a liking to. It isn't quite 2010's answer to LittleBigPlanet, but it's close.

In addition to providing autistics with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, gaily-colored characters found in children's games, ModNation Racers is heavily based around user-generated content, much like LittleBigPlanet. Chris can now foist his questionable design skills upon the world through a kart racing game.

Chris's ModNation career

When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted exactly 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, Sonichu-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the CWCipedia. These were filed under "Original CWC Art". Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.

It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large fanbase, barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his Twitter account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for special game content and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.

He also posted multiple threads on the forums at GameFAQs and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.

Despite having all the free time in the world, Chris is mediocre at ModNation Racers. This should come as little of a surprise. After racing in 500-plus contests, Chris has only "won" 100 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some tard-rage present).

Beta screen caps

  • Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.

  • Sonichu license plate

  • Modnation: the game that lets you make Sonichu medallions

  • Chris plows his car into an orange pylon

Post-Beta creations

It's now generally accepted that if you give Chris a character creation tool, he'll make himself and then Sonichu. ModNation Racers is no exception. The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking regaining his once-thought-lost interest in Hot Wheels toys. How very mature.

Chris's ModNation Creations

See also

External links

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