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[[Image:ModNation Racers.jpg|thumb|''MR'' [[America]]n box art]]
20:17 -!- mode/#sonichufans [+o Guest] by PandaHalo
 
20:17 -!- Guest is now known as ChrisChanSonichu
'''''ModNation Racers''''' is a customizable kart racing game for the [[PS3]] and [[PSP]] that [[Chris]] has taken a liking to. It isn't quite [[2010]]'s answer to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', but it's close.
20:17 <@ChrisChanSonichu> Hey.
 
20:17 <+RebeccaVanDierten> hello
In addition to providing [[Autism|autistics]] with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, [[Homos|gaily]]-colored characters found in [[Animal Crossing|children's games]], ''ModNation Racers'' is heavily based around user-generated content, much like ''LittleBigPlanet''. Chris can now foist his questionable [[Chris and art|design skills]] upon the world through a kart racing game.
20:17 <+sonichulover1989> hey
 
20:17 <@BlueSpike> Chris, I heard you're still going out with
==Chris's ModNation career==
Panda...I'm mad that you played me like that.
When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted exactly 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, [[Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Copyright|"Original CWC Art"]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.
20:17 <+RebeccaVanDierten> aww
 
20:17 <@BlueSpike> You even told me to go to the Double Tree
It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large [[fanbase]], barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for special game content and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.
Hotel...I was happy..
 
20:17 <@ChrisChanSonichu> Actually, Julie, I have not gone out
He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.
with Panda yet; we hadn't met IRL yet.
 
20:17 <@BlueSpike> But even learning my country was too poor for
Despite having all the free time in the world, Chris is mediocre at ''ModNation Racers''. This should come as little of a [[Soul Calibur|surprise]]. After racing in 500-plus contests, Chris has only "won" 100 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some [[Rage|tard-rage]] present).     
air travel was worse than this!
 
20:17 <+RebeccaVanDierten> but blue... didn't you tell me you had
==Beta screen caps==
issues with traveling?
 
20:17 <@BlueSpike> I can't believe this!!
<center>
20:18 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I'm sorry to have led you on like that.
<gallery>
20:18 <@BlueSpike> I don't think I can forgive you..
Image:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.
20:18 <@ChrisChanSonichu> and I'm sorry to have hurt you.
Image:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate
20:18 <@BlueSpike> I'm really mad you'd do that..
Image:MODNATION_2.JPG|''Modnation'': the game that lets you make Sonichu [[medallions]]
20:18 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I hear you.
Image:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon
20:18 <@BlueSpike> I don't think you do...
</gallery>
20:18 <@BlueSpike> I'll need time to think about this, Chris.
</center>
20:18 <+RebeccaVanDierten> BlueSpike, my father is a diplomat in
 
your country... i'll see what he can do to get you out of Molvania
==Post-Beta creations==
20:18 <@BlueSpike> Thanks, Rebecca.
 
20:19 <@BlueSpike> Chris, after a bit of thinking...
It's now generally accepted that if you give Chris a character creation tool, he'll make himself and then Sonichu. ''ModNation Racers'' is no exception.  The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking regaining his once-thought-lost interest in ''Hot Wheels'' toys. How very mature.
20:19 <@BlueSpike> I still love you.
 
20:19 <@BlueSpike> Do you truly love me?
{{collapsible
20:19 <@BlueSpike> Above any other girl?
|Chris's ModNation Creations
20:19 <@ChrisChanSonichu> so much was going on, and all you sweet
|<gallery perrow="5">
ladies just kinda made me feel a bit overbeared; like y'all were piling
File:Modnation ChrisChan.jpg|Chris
up on me at once.
File:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|[[Sonichu]]
20:20 <@BlueSpike> You're dodging the question.
File:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]]
20:20 <@BlueSpike> DO YOU LOVE ME?
File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Lego Chris]]
20:20 <@BlueSpike> AS I LOVE YOU?
File:Modnation LegoInfomaniac.jpg|[[Legos|The Infomaniac]]
20:20 <@BlueSpike> Above any other girl?
File:Modnation 1stTransformersRacer.jpg|[[Transformers|A "Transformer"]]
20:20 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I love you, Julie, like I love and care
File:Modnation ExcelExcel.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Excel]]
for every women who is fond and cares about me.
File:Modnation HayattHatchan.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Hyatt]]
20:20 <@PandaHalo> Chris.. who do you love more? ;.;
File:ModNation Wild.jpg| [[Wild Sonichu]]
20:20 <@BlueSpike> I'm sure he loves me more.
File:ModNation Punchy.jpg| [[Punchy Sonichu]]
20:20 <+RebeccaVanDierten> here come the arms race
File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg| [[Magi-Chan]]
20:21 <@BlueSpike> He said so himself.
File:ModNation Bubbles.jpg| [[Bubbles Rosechu]]
20:21 <+sonichulover1989> what about me?
File:ModNation Angelica.jpg| [[Angelica]]
20:21 <+sonichulover1989> i'm in dc
File:Modnation SonichuKart.jpg|A car for Sonichu
20:21 <@ChrisChanSonichu> Ladies, please.
File:Modnation RosechusKart.jpg|And Rosechu too!
20:21 <@PandaHalo> No :( I'm certain he loves me more.. he said
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|[[Son-Chu]]
he wants to lose his virginity at the double tree with me
File:Modnation 1991CamaroZ-28.jpg|Hot Wheels
20:21 <@BlueSpike> When I get there Chris I'll rent a room at the
File:Modnation JaguarXj220Revealers.jpg|More Hot Wheels
hotel and we'll go at 'the act' ASAP.
File:Modnation Zr1CorvetteRevealers.jpg|Still more Hot Wheels
20:21 <@BlueSpike> No..He said the same thing!
File:Modnation PontiacBanshee.jpg|You get the idea
20:21 * RebeccaVanDierten is 30, but i can still dream of being in
File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg|[[Homo]]wagon?
chris's arms
File:Modnation 1stTransformerRaceCar.jpg|Transformation not included
20:21 <@BlueSpike> He said I'd could rent at the double tree
File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|[[Chris and death|<s>A casket</s>]] Nintendo Wiimote
20:21 <@canine> hey now
File:ModNation AuNatured.jpg| Au "Naturel"
20:21 <@PandaHalo> what? he said he was going to lose his
</gallery>}}
virginity to YOU?
 
20:21 <@BlueSpike> He'd love to lose his virginity there.
==See also==
20:21 <@BlueSpike> Yeah!
 
20:21 <@canine> y'all can do this later
*[[Fan:Sonichu Racers]]
20:21 <@canine> can't you?
 
20:21 <%cogsdev> chris that's not very nice
==External links==
20:21 <@PandaHalo> He can't lose his virginity twice? :(
 
20:21 <@PandaHalo> i feel very led on :(
*[http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu Chris's ModNation profile]
20:22 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I'm sorry; I got carried away.
 
20:22 <@BlueSpike> He said I could rent at the double tree and
[[Category:Video Games]]
he'd lose his virginty there to me!
20:22 <@PandaHalo> i had even planned to fly to the states next
month :(
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20:22 <%cogsdev> do you say that to all the sonichugirls?
20:22 <@ChrisChanSonichu> Sarah.
20:22 <@PandaHalo> i even turned down robert simmons because i
wanted to lose my virginity to chris :( :(
20:22 <@BlueSpike> I planned to fly there too.
20:22 <@PandaHalo> but now that i know he said that to you as
well
20:22 <@BlueSpike> I even turned down a childhood friend.
20:23 <@PandaHalo> Maybe he's pretending to be a virgin so we'll
lose our virginities to him :(
20:23 <+RebeccaVanDierten> yeah... that's not cool to play all of
us like that
20:23 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I have known you longer, and I feel
more for you. Yet I do not want to feel like I'm belittling any other
women either.
20:23 <@PandaHalo> but he's not really a virgin and maybe he
just says it to all the girls so he can pop their cherries :(
20:23 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I truly AM a Virgin.
20:23 <@BlueSpike> What a jerk!!!!
20:23 <+RebeccaVanDierten> you almost remind me of my twin
brother Arjen... a heartbreaker and a player
20:23 <+sonichulover1989> i feel led on
20:23 <@BlueSpike> You ARE belittling other girls because you're
promising everything to everyone!
20:23 <+RebeccaVanDierten> AND HE TROLLS YOU, CHRIS.... he trolls
you
20:23 <%cogsdev> you're being really insensitive to other
people's feelings
20:24 <@ChrisChanSonichu> Everyone, please; there is a lot going
on at once.
20:24 <@BlueSpike> There's not even that much to read!
20:24 <@PandaHalo> My heart has been shattered down to 5% :(
20:24 <@BlueSpike> My heart is down to 0%...
20:24 <+sonichulover1989> mine down to 0%
20:24 <@ChrisChanSonichu> My head feels dizzy.
20:24 <@BlueSpike> I'm depressed now..
20:24 <+RebeccaVanDierten> Mine has been shattered to -0%
20:24 <@BlueSpike> And angry.
20:24 <@PandaHalo> I was so looking forward to my trip to the
states next month :(
20:24 <+sonichulover1989> i think i'm having a seizure
20:24 <@BlueSpike> I'm starting to think maybe I'll jump down my
staircase..
20:24 * RebeccaVanDierten plans to kill herself now
20:25 <@BlueSpike> Head first..
20:25 <@ChrisChanSonichu> Panda. I want you, I truly do. I just
got carried away.
20:25 <@BlueSpike> What about me!?!?
20:25 <@ChrisChanSonichu> and I am super sorry.
20:25 <@BlueSpike> YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE'S FEELINGS!
20:25 <+sonichulover1989> >:O
20:25 <+RebeccaVanDierten> or me?
20:25 <@BlueSpike> YOU'RE NOT SORRY!
20:25 <@BlueSpike> YOU'RE A LYER!
20:25 <+RebeccaVanDierten> OR ME YOU STUPID FUCKWIT!!!!!!!!!
20:25 <@BlueSpike> YOU'RE AN AWFUL PERSON!
20:25 <@BlueSpike> I HATE YOU!
20:25 <@ChrisChanSonichu> Julie, I said I wanted to meet you.
20:25 <+RebeccaVanDierten> YOU ARE!!!
20:25 <@BlueSpike> NO
20:25 <@ChrisChanSonichu> and again I got caught up in the
moment.
20:25 <@BlueSpike> YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!
20:25 <@PandaHalo> I'm sorry ChrisChanSonichu.. I'm just.. I'm
really hurt because of.. I was waiting for you.. I turned down robert
simmons to wait for you.. I couldn't wait to tell you I was flying
there next month :(
20:25 <@BlueSpike> I was gonna try to drive to the states!
20:26 <@ChrisChanSonichu> Sarah. I want you more.
20:26 <+RebeccaVanDierten> I'M TOO OLD FOR YOU AND I'M STILL
HURT!!!!!
20:26 <@BlueSpike> FUCK YOU!
20:26 <@BlueSpike> I LOVED YOU.
20:26 <@PandaHalo> I thought I was special.. I thought I was
going to be your sweet heart :( but now i know you've said that stuff
to other girls :(
20:26 <@BlueSpike> AND YOU'RE HEARTLESS!
20:26 <@ChrisChanSonichu> Sarah, you are special.
20:26 <@BlueSpike> I HOPE YOU DIE BECAUSE OF GAY SEX!
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20:26 <@ChrisChanSonichu> and everyone else is special.
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20:26 <@canine> except for the male fans?
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20:26 <@ChrisChanSonichu> D:
20:26 <@PandaHalo> ChrisChanSonichu
20:26 <%cogsdev> chris, you can't date them all at once
20:27 <+RebeccaVanDierten> FUCK YOU CHRIS!!!! I'M GLAD ARJEN
TROLLS YOU NOW YOU INSENSTIVE BASTARD!!!! MAY YOU BURN IN HELL!!!!
20:27 <@PandaHalo> remember how you said you were hurt because I
was getting close to robert?
20:27 -!- mode/#sonichufans [+v BlueSpike] by canine
20:27 <+BlueSpike> I thought about it..
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20:27 <+BlueSpike> I think I'm going to end my life..
20:27 <@PandaHalo> even though i didnt have sex with him
20:27 <+BlueSpike> Because of you, Chris.
20:27 <@ChrisChanSonichu> DOn't do that, Julie.
20:27 <+BlueSpike> Goodbye.
20:27 <@PandaHalo> imagine that feeling.. but over 9000 times as
strong :(
20:27 <+BlueSpike> I'll see Ryan Soon.
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20:27 <@PandaHalo> no! julie!
20:27 <@PandaHalo> oh no
20:27 <@PandaHalo> what are we going to do
20:27 <+Singsong> Oh my god
20:27 <@ChrisChanSonichu> damn.
20:27 <@PandaHalo> i hope she doesnt hurt herself
20:27 <@PandaHalo> does anyone have her contact number??
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20:27 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I hope she doesn't either.
20:27 <@PandaHalo> we need to stop her
20:27 <@ChrisChanSonichu> YES
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20:27 <@PandaHalo> we can't just HOPE
20:28 <@PandaHalo> we need to DO something
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20:28 <%cogsdev> i'll try to talk with her
20:28 <@ChrisChanSonichu> yes.
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20:28 <@ChrisChanSonichu> Sarah, I still want you more, I truly
do.
20:28 <@PandaHalo> I feel terrible
20:28 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I feel terrible too.
20:29 <@ChrisChanSonichu> and dizzy.
20:29 <@PandaHalo> I feel like the person who I wanted to give my
life to has rejected me.. and now I feel party responsible for Julie
trying to kill herself
20:29 <@PandaHalo> i hope she doesnt
20:29 <@PandaHalo> cogsdev: have you managed to ring her or
something?
20:29 <%cogsdev> i'm trying
20:29 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I prey she doesn't.
20:29 <%cogsdev> she's not answering her phone
20:29 <@ChrisChanSonichu> *Pray
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20:29 <@PandaHalo> not answering?
20:30 <@PandaHalo> i hope it's not too late
20:30 <@ChrisChanSonichu> me 2
20:30 <@PandaHalo> do you know how she might do it?
20:30 <@PandaHalo> she doesnt have a gun or anything does she?
20:30 <@PandaHalo> because that's instant
20:30 <@PandaHalo> over dosing takes more time
20:30 <@ChrisChanSonichu> :(
20:30 <%cogsdev> she was a gun enthusiast...
20:30 <@ChrisChanSonichu> damn!
20:30 <@PandaHalo> Oh no!
20:30 <@PandaHalo> people always make rash decisions when they
are emotional
20:31 <@PandaHalo> i hope she hasnt
20:31 <%cogsdev> i hope her dad kept them in a cabinet
20:31 <@PandaHalo> me too
20:31 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I hear you
20:31 -!- mode/#sonichufans [+v Antichan] by cogsdev
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20:31 <+Antichan> Hai~!
20:31 <@vivitheg> On a lighter note, I hear you are going to
upload the new comic tonight!
20:32 <+Antichan> Is this the Sonichu channel? :3
20:32 <@ChrisChanSonichu> Listen, Sarah, last night, Julie was
rather impulsive, and said she wanted to come to me; I didn't know what
to do; I felt overpowered.
20:32 <+Antichan> Hello from Japan~!
20:32 <@PandaHalo> over powered? like she was going to rape you?
20:32 <@ChrisChanSonichu> in a sense, yes.
20:32 <@ChrisChanSonichu> it happened so fast.
20:32 <@PandaHalo> ohhh
20:32 <@ChrisChanSonichu> just like now in the chaos.
20:33 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I'm sorry, Sarah.
20:33 <+Antichan> ?
20:33 <+Antichan> What are you all talking about~desu?
20:33 <@PandaHalo> i need some time to collect my thoughts
20:33 <@ChrisChanSonichu> Ohio.
20:33 <@ChrisChanSonichu> me 2
20:33 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I still want you here most of all,
Sarah.
20:33 <+Antichan> Oh~!
20:33 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I truly do.
20:33 <@PandaHalo> how do i know you're not saying that to other
girls? :(
20:33 <+Antichan> That is sad~!
20:33 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I Promise.
20:34 <@ChrisChanSonichu> and you are the only one who I've
Role-Played House with.
20:34 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I Swear on my life on that.
20:34 <+Antichan> Sonichu is very popular with my friends and I
20:34 <+Antichan> but are we not talking about that~?
20:34 <@PandaHalo> im sorry Antichan me and chris are in a bit of
relationship trouble
right now
20:34 <+Antichan> Ooooh~
20:34 <@ChrisChanSonichu> yeah.
20:34 <@PandaHalo> plus Julie is commiting suicide
20:34 <@PandaHalo> and we need to stop her
20:34 <%cogsdev> she won't talk to me
20:35 <@ChrisChanSonichu> yes, we must stop her.
20:35 <+Antichan> Let me help~!
20:35 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I wish I could talk to her myself and
stop her.
20:35 <@PandaHalo> with that house roleplay.. are you talking
about that's when reginald peed on the ceiling?
20:35 <+Antichan> This happened to a friend of mine once~!
20:35 <@ChrisChanSonichu> yes
20:35 <@ChrisChanSonichu> :)
20:35 <@PandaHalo> Ohhh it went everywhere didnt chris!
20:35 <@PandaHalo> thanks for cleaning it all up!
20:35 <@ChrisChanSonichu> it makes me feel a bit better that you
remember that.
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20:35 <+Antichan> I was able to stop her~
20:36 <+Antichan> I am studying to be a psychologist
20:36 <@ChrisChanSonichu> but we must stop Julie from doing
something really stupid.
20:36 <+Antichan> Yes
20:36 <+Antichan> This...Julie, yes?
20:36 <+Antichan> She needs someone to talk to~
20:36 <%cogsdev> a permanent solution to a temporary problem
20:36 <@ChrisChanSonichu> yes.
20:36 <+Antichan> Who knows her well~?
20:36 <@ChrisChanSonichu> cogsdev
20:37 <+Antichan> Ah!
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20:37 -!- mode/#sonichufans [+v BlueSpike] by cogsdev
20:37 <+Antichan> cogsdev, may I have her number~?
20:37 <+BlueSpike> ...
20:37 <%cogsdev> why weren't you answering your phone!
20:37 <@ChrisChanSonichu> Julie. I'm sorry.
20:37 <+BlueSpike> I was going to..
20:37 <+Antichan> Oh!
20:37 <+BlueSpike> But this wasn't worth it.
20:37 <+Antichan> BlueSpike is Julie~?
20:37 <+Antichan> Ah!
20:37 <+BlueSpike> I am mad at you Chris, that is true.
20:37 <+BlueSpike> But even the worst wounds can be healed.
20:37 <+Antichan> That is good~!
20:37 <@ChrisChanSonichu> and I do not blame you.
20:38 <+BlueSpike> Instead of making them bigger.
20:38 <+Antichan> This will be good for my classes~!
20:38 <@ChrisChanSonichu> yes, Julie.
20:38 <@ChrisChanSonichu> You still have a LOT to live for.
20:38 <+BlueSpike> I do somewhat blame you for this.
20:38 <+BlueSpike> Trying to play me and Panda this way.
20:38 <+BlueSpike> I'm going to tell Sonichu Girls you tried to
double date behind my back.
20:38 <+sonichulover1989> and me
20:38 <+BlueSpike> And that you cheated on me and Panda.
20:38 <+sonichulover1989> >:(
20:39 <%cogsdev> i really want to comfort you julie but it's a
long way to navarro...
20:39 <+Antichan> Oh my~
20:39 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I did not mean anything like that; I
was trying to get to know my fans as friends.
20:39 <@ChrisChanSonichu> and gal-pals.
20:39 <@PandaHalo> are there any other sonichugirls that chris
led on?
20:39 <+BlueSpike> I'm sorry, they just need to know their 'king'
does this.
20:39 <+BlueSpike> I'm going to tell them.
20:39 <+sonichulover1989> all of us
20:39 <@ChrisChanSonichu> wait.
20:39 <+BlueSpike> I'm going to start by telling my friend who
has an account.
20:39 <+BlueSpike> ?
20:39 <@canine> you ignore the male fans
20:39 <@PandaHalo> sonichulover1989: He told you too??
20:40 <+BlueSpike> Wait what?
20:40 <+Antichan> Oh, what is this mess!?
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20:40 <+Antichan> I thought we would ask questions about the
comic~!
20:40 <+Antichan> I had a good one
20:41 <@ChrisChanSonichu> Listen Julie, I love all you Sonichu
Girls equally as gal-pals. I made a mistake and got carried away when I
did not mean to.
20:41 <+BlueSpike> But Chris..I truly love you..
20:41 <+Antichan> I believe what Chris says~
20:41 <+BlueSpike> More than Panda, I believe.
20:41 <+BlueSpike> I want you to lost your virginity to me.
20:41 <%cogsdev> i don't think anyone can trust you after this
20:41 <+BlueSpike> I want to be your first.
20:41 <+BlueSpike> And you shattered my hopes and dreams..
20:41 <@PandaHalo> if i use a dildo in my pussy, does that mean
im not a virgin anymore?
20:41 <+BlueSpike> Which is why I almost killed myself.
20:41 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I hear you, but I did promise Sarah
first.
20:42 <+BlueSpike> You lied to me.
20:42 <+BlueSpike> You're awful...
20:42 <+BlueSpike> You lied to Panda!
20:42 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I did not mean to.
20:42 <+BlueSpike> You always say that~
20:42 <+BlueSpike> You never mean it!
20:42 <+BlueSpike> You men are all the same!
20:42 <%cogsdev> i can't accidentally lie
20:42 <%cogsdev> *you can't
20:42 <@ChrisChanSonichu> D:
20:42 <+BlueSpike> I'm GOING to tell the Sonichu girls how AWFUL
you are!
20:42 <+BlueSpike> They'll hear all of it!
20:42 <@ChrisChanSonichu> no please don't.
20:42 <+BlueSpike> Why?
20:42 <+BlueSpike> I thought you loved Panda!
20:43 <+BlueSpike> What would it matter if they didn't like you?
20:43 <+Antichan> I think you girls are acting like whores~!
20:43 <+BlueSpike> Were you planning to lie to THEM too!?!?
20:43 <+Antichan> Oh dear...
20:43 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I do love Panda, a lot, but I felt soo
appreciated and understood with y'all, and for that I love you all too.
20:43 <+BlueSpike> I don't care.
20:43 <@PandaHalo> you didnt feel appreciated and understood by
me?
20:43 <+BlueSpike> I'm telling them.
20:43 <@PandaHalo> :(
20:44 <@PandaHalo> </3
20:44 <+Antichan> Chris-chan~
20:44 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I do feel appreciated from you, Sarah.
20:44 <+BlueSpike> All you do Chris, is hurt women!
20:44 <+BlueSpike> That's all you've done!
20:44 <+BlueSpike> You never give anything back!
20:44 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I don't mean to.
20:44 <+Antichan> you can only love one girl as a true
sweetheart~
20:44 <@PandaHalo> but chris.. i understood you.. when you said
you wanted to be a househusband
20:44 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I do.
20:44 <@PandaHalo> Think of Reginald! Crystal's big brother.. :(
think of crystal!
20:44 <%cogsdev> but you can't be a househusband in so many
houses
20:44 <+Antichan> Then who is your true sweetheart~?
20:45 <@PandaHalo> Think of that pee on the ceiling :( without
you.. who's going to clean it up when im at work D:
20:45 -!- Espastica[nap] [cgiirc@Rizon-90207C8D.cfl.res.rr.com] has
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20:45 <@ChrisChanSonichu> Sarah. :-*
20:45 <@PandaHalo> who will sing baby crystal to sleep with
yellow is a mellow colour? :(
20:45 <+BlueSpike> All you do is take!
20:45 <@PandaHalo> yes ChrisChanSonichu?
20:45 <+BlueSpike> You never show anyone true emotion!
20:45 <+BlueSpike> You're the worst man ever!
20:45 <@PandaHalo> i do
20:45 <@ChrisChanSonichu> :-*:-*:-*
20:45 <+BlueSpike> I now see why you will NEVER find a boyfriend
free girl!
20:45 <+BlueSpike> You will never lose your virginity!
20:46 <+BlueSpike> You are PITIFUL!
20:46 <+BlueSpike> I can't believe what you've done!
20:46 * Antichan is shocked
20:46 -!- spasticnerfbag [cgiirc@Rizon-90207C8D.cfl.res.rr.com] has
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20:46 <+Antichan> Julie~!
20:46 <+BlueSpike> You'll never forget this, I'll make sure of
it!
20:46 <+Antichan> Be calm~!
20:46 <@ChrisChanSonichu> Listen, the reason I never was able to
find a woman before was because I was in confusion.
20:46 <@PandaHalo> oh no julie
20:46 <+BlueSpike> You're always confused!
20:46 <@PandaHalo> what are you going to do?
20:46 <+Antichan> This is not proper~!
20:46 <+BlueSpike> And you blame it on your autism!
20:46 <@PandaHalo> cast an evil witch spell or something
20:46 <+BlueSpike> But it's not that!
20:46 <+BlueSpike> You're able to be as smart as anyone!
20:46 <+sonichulover1989> not because you're confused
20:46 <+sonichulover1989> because you are dishonest
20:46 <+BlueSpike> But you just act stupid!!!!
20:46 -!- Sarahchu [~chatzilla@Rizon-64D6C347.home.cgocable.net] has
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20:46 <+BlueSpike> That's all you do!
20:47 <+Antichan> Stop this please!
20:47 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I'm sorry.
20:47 -!- GenesisRosechu [~Kitty@Rizon-EA96D36D.hsd1.sc.comcast.net]
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20:47 <+BlueSpike> You're always saying that!
20:47 <+BlueSpike> BUT YOU DON'T MEAN IT!
20:47 <+sonichulover1989> sorry doesn't cut it
20:47 <+BlueSpike> JUST SHUT UP!
20:47 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I need to collect my thoughts.
20:47 <+BlueSpike> SHUT THE HELL UP!
20:47 <+Antichan> We want to hear about the comic~!
20:47 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I'll talk to you later, Sarah.
20:47 <+BlueSpike> YOU'RE AN AWFUL MAN!
20:47 <+BlueSpike> I'LL TELL SONICHU GIRLS.
20:47 <+sonichulover1989> im starting to think the trolls are
right
20:47 <+Antichan> No~!
20:47 <+BlueSpike> THEY'LL ALL HATE YOU!!!
20:47 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I have to finish my comic.
20:47 -!- ChrisChanSonichu [~Guest@Rizon-1CC9B2F5.hsd1.va.comcast.net]
has quit [Quit: ChrisChanSonichu]
20:47 <+sonichulover1989> HAHA
20:47 <+Antichan> ...is this lawl worthy?
20:47 <%cogsdev> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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ModNation Racers is a customizable kart racing game for the PS3 and PSP that Chris has taken a liking to. It isn't quite 2010's answer to LittleBigPlanet, but it's close.

In addition to providing autistics with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, gaily-colored characters found in children's games, ModNation Racers is heavily based around user-generated content, much like LittleBigPlanet. Chris can now foist his questionable design skills upon the world through a kart racing game.

Chris's ModNation career

When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted exactly 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, Sonichu-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the CWCipedia. These were filed under "Original CWC Art". Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.

It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large fanbase, barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his Twitter account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for special game content and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.

He also posted multiple threads on the forums at GameFAQs and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.

Despite having all the free time in the world, Chris is mediocre at ModNation Racers. This should come as little of a surprise. After racing in 500-plus contests, Chris has only "won" 100 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some tard-rage present).

Beta screen caps

Post-Beta creations

It's now generally accepted that if you give Chris a character creation tool, he'll make himself and then Sonichu. ModNation Racers is no exception. The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking regaining his once-thought-lost interest in Hot Wheels toys. How very mature.

Chris's ModNation Creations

See also

External links