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| =Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipeida page}=
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| On 18 [[April 2010]], Chris created a page on the [[CWCipedia]] detailing many of the girls he's known, (or believed he knew) over his lifetime.
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| This list offers yet another disturbing look into Chris's deeply fucked-up mind. While most people on the internet avoid revealing their own personal information, Chris has apparently ran out of things he hasn't told about himself, and is now revealing the secrets of others. The fact that he's doing this post-[[Wallflower]] is surprising, considering that she broke off all ties with him because he leaked her information to the internet. The only explanation that currently exists for this recent action is that Chris is either an idiot or an asshole. Possibly both.
| | [[Image:ModNation Racers.jpg|thumb|''MR'' [[America]]n box art]] |
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| The list contains a mixture of real people and trolls, and is apparently in chronological order since he met them. Oddly, he includes one of his grade-school teachers on a list that is otherwise 100% people Chris wanted to bang. Notable exceptions include troll heroin [[Vivian Gee]] whom Chris has repeatedly claimed is a gal-pal, and the obese girl Chris went out with once. [[Rocky Shoemaker]] is also nowhere to be seen, which is unusual considering the inclusion of Mrs. Virginia Sanford, and the [[IRC (23 July 2009)|fact that he wanted to rape her]].
| | '''''ModNation Racers''''' is a customizable kart racing game for the [[PS3]] and [[PSP]] that [[Chris]] has taken a liking to. It isn't quite [[2010]]'s answer to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', but it's close. |
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| | In addition to providing [[Autism|autistics]] with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, [[Homos|gaily]]-colored characters found in [[Animal Crossing|children's games]], ''ModNation Racers'' is heavily based around user-generated content, much like ''LittleBigPlanet''. Chris can now foist his questionable [[Chris and art|design skills]] upon the world through a kart racing game. |
| I, [[Christian Weston Chandler]], have had a good number of women friends in my lifetime. They cared and respected me; they were ALL honest and good to me. Most of what my Trolls say when they DARE to drag their names through the mud with mine are Lies or Exaggerations. I am here to set the records straight.
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| ==How Do I Get and Know So Many Women?== | | ==Chris's ModNation career== |
| **A Major Reason I have had more women friends then males, is mostly due to the Medically Found Fact (which was found early in my life) that I get along better with Females than with Males.
| | When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted exactly 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, [[Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Copyright|"Original CWC Art"]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track. |
| <br>-I am naturally attracted to women, Pure and Simple.
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| <br>-In my view, women are more sweet, understanding and honest than most men are.
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| <br>-After they get to know me in person, women tend to like me much more.
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| <br>-I Am Good Looking.
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| ==The Women in my Life==
| | It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large [[fanbase]], barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for special game content and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews. |
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| ===[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] (Spicer)===
| | He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again. |
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| My first female friend, and my childhood Best Friend, Sarah was and still is a very nice and sweet girl. She has affected me with positive encouragement in my life. Although I have lost touch with her since she married her husband, William, I will never forget her as the friend I have had longest in my lifetime.
| | Despite having all the free time in the world, Chris is mediocre at ''ModNation Racers''. This should come as little of a [[Soul Calibur|surprise]]. After racing in 500-plus contests, Chris has only "won" 100 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some [[Rage|tard-rage]] present). |
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| ===Tiffany Robinson=== | | ==Beta screen caps== |
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| My First Crush; she was a very pretty girl back in my Green County School days. We would hang out now and then during school hours and play. Then in the 4th Grade, she dumped me for some other boy. I do not know much of what she has been up to these days.
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| | Image:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting. |
| | Image:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate |
| | Image:MODNATION_2.JPG|''Modnation'': the game that lets you make Sonichu [[medallions]] |
| | Image:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon |
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| ===Mrs. Virginia Sanford=== | | ==Post-Beta creations== |
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| She was the most influential teacher in my life. During my years at Providence Middle School, she taught me better social skills, how to better cope with other people, bullies and life. With a positive and fun tomboyish attitude, she was a teacher any child would be most proud to look up to and be taught by.
| | It's now generally accepted that if you give Chris a character creation tool, he'll make himself and then Sonichu. ''ModNation Racers'' is no exception. The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking regaining his once-thought-lost interest in ''Hot Wheels'' toys. How very mature. |
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| ===Natasha Turner=== | | {{collapsible |
| | |Chris's ModNation Creations |
| | |<gallery perrow="5"> |
| | File:Modnation ChrisChan.jpg|Chris |
| | File:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|[[Sonichu]] |
| | File:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]] |
| | File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Lego Chris]] |
| | File:Modnation LegoInfomaniac.jpg|[[Legos|The Infomaniac]] |
| | File:Modnation 1stTransformersRacer.jpg|[[Transformers|A "Transformer"]] |
| | File:Modnation ExcelExcel.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Excel]] |
| | File:Modnation HayattHatchan.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Hyatt]] |
| | File:ModNation Wild.jpg| [[Wild Sonichu]] |
| | File:ModNation Punchy.jpg| [[Punchy Sonichu]] |
| | File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg| [[Magi-Chan]] |
| | File:ModNation Bubbles.jpg| [[Bubbles Rosechu]] |
| | File:ModNation Angelica.jpg| [[Angelica]] |
| | File:Modnation SonichuKart.jpg|A car for Sonichu |
| | File:Modnation RosechusKart.jpg|And Rosechu too! |
| | File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|[[Son-Chu]] |
| | File:Modnation 1991CamaroZ-28.jpg|Hot Wheels |
| | File:Modnation JaguarXj220Revealers.jpg|More Hot Wheels |
| | File:Modnation Zr1CorvetteRevealers.jpg|Still more Hot Wheels |
| | File:Modnation PontiacBanshee.jpg|You get the idea |
| | File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg|[[Homo]]wagon? |
| | File:Modnation 1stTransformerRaceCar.jpg|Transformation not included |
| | File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|[[Chris and death|<s>A casket</s>]] Nintendo Wiimote |
| | File:ModNation AuNatured.jpg| Au "Naturel" |
| | </gallery>}} |
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| Another girl, slightly older than me, who I felt fond of. I did not meet her until my Providence Middle days. We were next-door neighbors for a while. She hung out with me at the nearby School Bus Stop. She was a good girl.
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| ===Laura Beth Dorazio===
| | *[[Fan:Sonichu Racers]] |
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| I did not meet her until my Freshman Year at Manchester High (she was a Cheerleader then); she was two grades ahead of me, and apparently she went to Providence Middle and was in the same class as me during my time, but she advanced to High School about 7th Grade. She was a pretty girl; I had a crush on her that one year.
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| ===[[Kellie Lyn Andes]]===
| | *[http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu Chris's ModNation profile] |
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| Kellie was my High School Sweetheart (in my point of view). She was a pretty, sweet and smart girl in my class. We shared a number of classes together. After graduation, I kept touch with her for a while, then that touch got lost. Last I heard from a possibly hers MySpace page, she later got married and now has three children. If I could go back, I would date her and then some. I HAD TO BE NAIVE ON THE DATING SUBJECT BACK THEN!!!
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| ===[[Tiffany Nicole Gowen]]===
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| She was a good girl and a good friend to me back in Manchester High. We shared a few classes, and sat at the same lunch table one year or two. She had a spot of a tomboy in her, and reminded me of Peppermint Patty. She danced with me at the Seinor Prom, and I look forward to returning the favor at the Class Reunion.
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| ===Sarah Anne Bevel===
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| Another good girl of my class; shared classes and a lunch table. Not a moment flew by where I did not see her with her M.H.S. Sweetheart, Brian Smart (Lucky Dude). Last I heard, they broke up years ago now.
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| ===Molly Quarles===
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| She was funny, sweet and possibly a bit quirky. We shared a few classes, and she was a cheerleader the same year as Laura Beth Dorazio during my Freshman Year, yet Molly was a Freshman too back then. Two years in a dating match-up thing they had every Valentines Day at M.H.S., I got matched up with Molly. The ONLY match-up I felt was a good match-up at all back then.
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| ===Miranda Joyce Mitchell===
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| A pretty girl, and was a big brain of my Circle of Friends. We shared a few classes; she was in my Class as well. She helped me in the early days of my Website Days by redesigning the "CWC's Pok'eSite 2!" Logo; she did a great job.
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| ===[[Anna McLerran]]===
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| I met Anna while she was working at a PacSun in Fashion Square during my young adult years and the early days of my Sweetheart Search. She was a good and honest woman. It made me sad when much later she and her family moved to Utah. I later learned she was a Lesbian, and I do not hold that against her at all.
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| ===[[Megan Schroeder]]===
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| She and I were good friends for years when I was going to the Pok'emon TCG League and the Yu-Gi-Oh Tournaments. I was hoping she and I would become Sweethearts, but I got too close; freaked her out a bit and eventually lost her. I still miss her sometimes.
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| ===[[Sarah Jackson]]===
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| About during the time I was having an online relationship with one Blanca Weiss (Later learned she was a Troll), I met Sarah Jackson online. She was a good woman with sound advice and wisdom. She respected and understood me. Unfortunately, she got into an automobile accident and passed on.
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| ===[[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie]], A.K.A. PandaHalo===
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| She was a true and good Sonichu Girl (Fan); in further conversations long after I ended it with "Blanca", Sarah and I established an online relationship, and it was good. Sadly, she would get raped by the troll, "Clyde Cash" and stolen from me with their fated child. For over a year, I had thought she fell victim of the Australian Bushfires of Janurary, 2009, and I mourned over her and kept her in my heart. I recently learned that she was still alive, married to Clyde and with healthy child. Even though my memorial dedications were apparently a loss, I wish Sarah and Clyde many happy years in their marriage.
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| ===[[Ivy O'Neil]]===
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| Another online romance, but better... with Telephone Conversations. Ivy and I were entwined within our relationship for about 3 months; it was good. Then later on, when I was talking to a detective on the case of finding my Trolls and seeing justice done unto them, he looked into Ivy and her family; found NOTHING on them, even her father who was a Police Officer. Then in a mental quandary and confusion, I stopped talking to Ivy for a few months. She called me one last time after the time; I still felt confused. Then I hear from Vivian that Ivy committed suicide by hanging.
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| ===[[Kacey Devoria]]===
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| As I was in the online combat for my own identity against the Brown-Stripe-Wearing "Christian Chandler", I found my way into his e-mail account. There I found the e-mail of his girlfriend, Kacey. I felt I had to warn her about "Christian" lying to her about who he was. It got complicated as I pretended to be him, so I could show Kacey my face, the Real Face of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] of Ruckersville, VA, and Original Creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. Eventually, we would be good friends. Then with more complications, and "Christian"'s charm, she dumped me as a friend and got married to him. At least she has MET and was FRIENDS with the Real [[Christian Weston Chandler]].
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| ===[[The Wallflower]]===
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| She and I had met in person at a Local Event in Charlottesville, VA. We started going out and were getting along together. We had plans on writing on a book together. But I made a huge honest mistake. To begin a small hype with the fans of her online FanFictions about our "Guardian of the Owl Kingdom", I started work on a level for LittleBiGPlanet. I uploaded a Foretaste Version of the level, stating that it was a "Chris Chan/Damien Anteria Production". Being Well-Aware of the Online Safety, I had thought she would be safe with me using her Pen Name; I HAD NEVER USED HER REAL NAME. But then my Trolls searched and found HER Facebook Page. The Trolls made a mockery page on their website about her; started harassing her and her family by pretending to be me on the telephone. Heather broke up our friendship, flat-out. If she did not have a Facebook Page, she would have been safe. But I have learned from my mistakes there.
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| ''Chris used the wallflower's real name as the title of this section. We have changed it to "The Wallflower" as she has requested that we not reveal her identity.''
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ModNation Racers is a customizable kart racing game for the PS3 and PSP that Chris has taken a liking to. It isn't quite 2010's answer to LittleBigPlanet, but it's close.
In addition to providing autistics with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, gaily-colored characters found in children's games, ModNation Racers is heavily based around user-generated content, much like LittleBigPlanet. Chris can now foist his questionable design skills upon the world through a kart racing game.
Chris's ModNation career
When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted exactly 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, Sonichu-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the CWCipedia. These were filed under "Original CWC Art". Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.
It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large fanbase, barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his Twitter account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for special game content and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.
He also posted multiple threads on the forums at GameFAQs and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.
Despite having all the free time in the world, Chris is mediocre at ModNation Racers. This should come as little of a surprise. After racing in 500-plus contests, Chris has only "won" 100 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some tard-rage present).
Beta screen caps
Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.
Modnation: the game that lets you make Sonichu medallions
Chris plows his car into an orange pylon
Post-Beta creations
It's now generally accepted that if you give Chris a character creation tool, he'll make himself and then Sonichu. ModNation Racers is no exception. The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking regaining his once-thought-lost interest in Hot Wheels toys. How very mature.
| Chris's ModNation Creations
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Transformation not included
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See also
External links
