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=Chris's OK Cupid Answers=
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OkCupid determines match rankings between its users by asking them a series of questions, and determining how they answer.  These questions are randomly assigned, and can be answered whenever the user feels like it.  The user can select a single answer for themselves, and multiple answers that he or she would be okay with potential matches picking.
[[Image:ModNation Racers.jpg|thumb|''MR'' [[America]]n box art]]


Due to the tireless efforts of [[Clyde Cash]] we have obtained archives of many of Chris's answers submitted for his latest OkCupid Profile.  Chris's answer, and answers he would like potential mates to select.  As is the norm with Chris, the answers vary from completely [[Honest]], to untrue things that [[ego|Chris genuinely believes]], to complete [[lies]] that he thinks girls want to hear.
'''''ModNation Racers''''' is a customizable kart racing game for the [[PS3]] and [[PSP]] that [[Chris]] has taken a liking to. It isn't quite [[2010]]'s answer to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', but it's close.


Chris's personal answers are '''bolded''', and answers he would like girls to pick are in ''italics''. There is considerable overlap between the a
In addition to providing [[Autism|autistics]] with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, [[Homos|gaily]]-colored characters found in [[Animal Crossing|children's games]], ''ModNation Racers'' is heavily based around user-generated content, much like ''LittleBigPlanet''. Chris can now foist his questionable [[Chris and art|design skills]] upon the world through a kart racing game.


==Politics and Law==
==Chris's ModNation career==
'''In a relationship I like to discuss politics with my partner.'''
When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted exactly 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, [[Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Copyright|"Original CWC Art"]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.
* ''All the time!''
* '''''Sure. I'm interested in sharing our beliefs.'''''
* ''Sometimes. It depends.''
* ''Hardly. Politics are boring or personal.''
'''Which of the following is the more appropriate penalty for [[rape]]?'''
* Death.
* Castration.
* '''''Prison.'''''
* ''Community service or less.''
'''Which is more offensive: book burning or flag burning?'''
* ''book burning''
* '''''flag burning'''''
==Relationships==
'''How important is it for you to make [[Megan|physical]] [[Kacey|contact]] when showing affection for someone?'''
* '''''Very important.'''
* Somewhat important.''
* Not important.
'''Would you strongly prefer to date someone of your own [[Chris and race|skin color / racial background]]?'''
* '''''Yes'''''
* ''No''
'''Most of all, I want to meet someone who deserves MY:'''
* ''trust.''
* '''''loyalty'''''.
* ''admiration.''
* ''gratitude.''
'''If you inadvertently found a phone number in a partner's pocket, which would you do?'''
* Call the number to see whose it is.
* '''''Openly ask what/who the number is for.'''''
* ''Nothing, I would trust my partner.''
* ''Nothing, my partner's privacy should be respected.''
If you were in a serious relationship and you learned that your '''partner cheated on you one drunken night, could you forgive him/her?'''
* '''''Yes, if he/she was sincerely sorry'''''.
* No, never.
* ''It depends on the situation.''
* I don't believe in monogomy.
==Sex==
'''I prefer to sleep ...'''
* Alone
* With my partner, but apart (not touching)
* ''Touching my partner''
* '''''Embracing / cuddling my partner'''''
'''You're in a relationship/marriage and feel that you and your mate aren't having sex frequently enough. What do you do?'''
* '''''Talk to them about it'''''
* ''Try to spice things up. (Toys, fantasies, etc)''
* ''Do nothing, but hope things change naturally.''
* Cheat on them / Break up with them.
'''How willing would you be to try out new things sexually with a partner?'''
* '''''Completely willing.'''''
* ''Somewhat willing.''
* Not at all willing.


It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large [[fanbase]], barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for special game content and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.


==Faith and Religion==
He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.
'''Are you Christian?'''
* '''''Yes'''''
* ''No''


==Life and Death==
Despite having all the free time in the world, Chris is mediocre at ''ModNation Racers''. This should come as little of a [[Soul Calibur|surprise]]. After racing in 500-plus contests, Chris has only "won" 100 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some [[Rage|tard-rage]] present).    
How do you feel about kids?
* '''''Kids are precious - they love me and I love them'''''!
* ''They're okay, but keep the unruly ones at bay.''
* God, how revolting. *shudder*
* ''I'm indifferent.''
If your best friend began talking of suicide and asked you not to tell anyone, would you be willing to honor their request?
* Yes, it's their life to do with as they see fit.
* '''''Yes, but I'd do my best to talk them out of it.'''''
* ''No, I'd find help for them.''
What is most appealing?
* '''''Settling down with a family someday'''''
* A life of singledom
* ''Living spontaneousy and in the moment''
'''When a [[PandaHalo|woman]] chooses to abort a pregnancy, should she be required to inform [[Clyde Cash|the father]]?'''
* ''Yes.''
* ''No.''
* '''''Possibly, depending upon other factors.'''''


==Vices and Virtues==
==Beta screen caps==
Do you ever feel the need to get really [[Alcohol|drunk]]?
 
* Often
<center>
* ''Sometimes''
<gallery>
* '''''Rarely'''''
Image:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.
* ''Never''
Image:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate
==Misc.==
Image:MODNATION_2.JPG|''Modnation'': the game that lets you make Sonichu [[medallions]]
'''Do you enjoy finding out what makes things work the way they do?'''
Image:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon
* '''''I'm an information sponge'''
</gallery>
* Sometimes''
</center>
* As long as it works, who cares why?
 
Without using a dictionary or other tool, can you choose the commonly misspelled word? Don't cheat! It's okay if you don't know.
==Post-Beta creations==
* 1. ''separate''
 
* 2. '''''definate'''''
It's now generally accepted that if you give Chris a character creation tool, he'll make himself and then Sonichu. ''ModNation Racers'' is no exception.  The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking regaining his once-thought-lost interest in ''Hot Wheels'' toys. How very mature.
* 3. ''committee''
 
* ''(Not sure / dumb question / who cares)''
{{collapsible
'''Do you think women have an obligation to keep their legs shaved?'''
|Chris's ModNation Creations
* ''Yes''
|<gallery perrow="5">
* '''''No'''''
File:Modnation ChrisChan.jpg|Chris
File:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|[[Sonichu]]
File:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]]
File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Lego Chris]]
File:Modnation LegoInfomaniac.jpg|[[Legos|The Infomaniac]]
File:Modnation 1stTransformersRacer.jpg|[[Transformers|A "Transformer"]]
File:Modnation ExcelExcel.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Excel]]
File:Modnation HayattHatchan.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Hyatt]]
File:ModNation Wild.jpg| [[Wild Sonichu]]
File:ModNation Punchy.jpg| [[Punchy Sonichu]]
File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg| [[Magi-Chan]]
File:ModNation Bubbles.jpg| [[Bubbles Rosechu]]
File:ModNation Angelica.jpg| [[Angelica]]
File:Modnation SonichuKart.jpg|A car for Sonichu
File:Modnation RosechusKart.jpg|And Rosechu too!
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|[[Son-Chu]]
File:Modnation 1991CamaroZ-28.jpg|Hot Wheels
File:Modnation JaguarXj220Revealers.jpg|More Hot Wheels
File:Modnation Zr1CorvetteRevealers.jpg|Still more Hot Wheels
File:Modnation PontiacBanshee.jpg|You get the idea
File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg|[[Homo]]wagon?
File:Modnation 1stTransformerRaceCar.jpg|Transformation not included
File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|[[Chris and death|<s>A casket</s>]] Nintendo Wiimote
File:ModNation AuNatured.jpg| Au "Naturel"
</gallery>}}
 
==See also==
 
*[[Fan:Sonichu Racers]]
 
==External links==
 
*[http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu Chris's ModNation profile]
 
[[Category:Video Games]]

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MR American box art

ModNation Racers is a customizable kart racing game for the PS3 and PSP that Chris has taken a liking to. It isn't quite 2010's answer to LittleBigPlanet, but it's close.

In addition to providing autistics with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, gaily-colored characters found in children's games, ModNation Racers is heavily based around user-generated content, much like LittleBigPlanet. Chris can now foist his questionable design skills upon the world through a kart racing game.

Chris's ModNation career

When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted exactly 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, Sonichu-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the CWCipedia. These were filed under "Original CWC Art". Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.

It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large fanbase, barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his Twitter account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for special game content and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.

He also posted multiple threads on the forums at GameFAQs and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.

Despite having all the free time in the world, Chris is mediocre at ModNation Racers. This should come as little of a surprise. After racing in 500-plus contests, Chris has only "won" 100 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some tard-rage present).

Beta screen caps

  • Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.

  • Sonichu license plate

  • Modnation: the game that lets you make Sonichu medallions

  • Chris plows his car into an orange pylon

Post-Beta creations

It's now generally accepted that if you give Chris a character creation tool, he'll make himself and then Sonichu. ModNation Racers is no exception. The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking regaining his once-thought-lost interest in Hot Wheels toys. How very mature.

Chris's ModNation Creations

See also

External links

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