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==Episode 1==
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{{Infobox/Videobooks
[[Image:ModNation Racers.jpg|thumb|''MR'' [[America]]n box art]]
| name          = Episode 1: Sonichu's Origin
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|bizxbwMqHfQ}}
| Stardate      = 10 September, 2009
| Maker          = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Episode        = [[Episode_1|1]]
| Other          = Featuring the voices of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Cartoon CWC]], [[Sonic]], [[Kel]], [[Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu]]
| previous      = n/a
| next          = [[Sonichu_0_Official_Videobook#Episode_2|Episode 2]]
}}


===Transcript===
'''''ModNation Racers''''' is a customizable kart racing game for the [[PS3]] and [[PSP]] that [[Chris]] has taken a liking to. It isn't quite [[2010]]'s answer to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', but it's close.


'Ello, [[Chris and his Ego|you should know me by now]], this is [[Christian Weston Chandler]] here!
In addition to providing [[Autism|autistics]] with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, [[Homos|gaily]]-colored characters found in [[Animal Crossing|children's games]], ''ModNation Racers'' is heavily based around user-generated content, much like ''LittleBigPlanet''. Chris can now foist his questionable [[Chris and art|design skills]] upon the world through a kart racing game.


[''Shows [[High School Ring]], grabs [[Scrapbook of Fail]]'']
==Chris's ModNation career==
When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted exactly 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, [[Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Copyright|"Original CWC Art"]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.


And I'm sittin' behind the camera as I'm about to start off my own regime of the uh, audiobooks, the OFFICIAL audiobooks.  
It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large [[fanbase]], barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for special game content and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.


''[opens Scrapbook]'' [[Vivian]] is a hack when it comes to these; so I'm gonna show you how it's really done. But, anyway, just to make it clear, you know, any names, persons illustrated in any of the comic books, except that of me that may seem similar to anyone, real or fictitious... are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. So anyway, lets begin.  
He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.


The c- the cover for Book Number Zero. Yeah, the hand drawn premiere issue.  
Despite having all the free time in the world, Chris is mediocre at ''ModNation Racers''. This should come as little of a [[Soul Calibur|surprise]]. After racing in 500-plus contests, Chris has only "won" 100 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some [[Rage|tard-rage]] present).    


<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Go, [[Sonichu]]! Go out and zap to the s- extreme!
==Beta screen caps==


<font color="#FDD017">'''Sonichu:'''</font> [''nasal''] "I will! Thank you, Father!"
<center>
<gallery>
Image:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.
Image:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate
Image:MODNATION_2.JPG|''Modnation'': the game that lets you make Sonichu [[medallions]]
Image:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon
</gallery>
</center>


And we're just gonna keep on going with the page flipping at this point, so moving on.
==Post-Beta creations==


'''Narration:''' Our story begins in an open field five miles from the city of Station Square which is under siege by the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]]. While [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] ponders over the destruction, a wild male pikachu takes notice of the far off destruction.
It's now generally accepted that if you give Chris a character creation tool, he'll make himself and then Sonichu. ''ModNation Racers'' is no exception. The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking an interest in ''Hot Wheels'' toys. How very mature.


<font color="#FFFC17">'''Pikachu:'''</font>"Piiika? Hm?"
{{collapsible
|Chris's ModNation Creations
|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Modnation ChrisChan.jpg|Chris
File:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|[[Sonichu]]
File:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]]
File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Lego Chris]]
File:Modnation LegoInfomaniac.jpg|[[Legos|The Infomaniac]]
File:Modnation 1stTransformersRacer.jpg|[[Transformers|A "Transformer"]]
File:Modnation ExcelExcel.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Excel]]
File:Modnation HayattHatchan.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Hyatt]]
File:ModNation Wild.jpg| [[Wild Sonichu]]
File:ModNation Punchy.jpg| [[Punchy Sonichu]]
File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg| [[Magi-Chan]]
File:ModNation Bubbles.jpg| [[Bubbles Rosechu]]
File:ModNation Angelica.jpg| [[Angelica]]
File:Modnation SonichuKart.jpg|A car for Sonichu
File:Modnation RosechusKart.jpg|And Rosechu too!
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|[[Son-Chu]]
File:Modnation 1991CamaroZ-28.jpg|Hot Wheels
File:Modnation JaguarXj220Revealers.jpg|More Hot Wheels
File:Modnation Zr1CorvetteRevealers.jpg|Still more Hot Wheels
File:Modnation PontiacBanshee.jpg|You get the idea
File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg|[[Homo]]wagon?
File:Modnation 1stTransformerRaceCar.jpg|Transformation not included
File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|[[Chris and death|<s>A casket</s>]] Nintendo Wiimote
File:ModNation AuNatured.jpg| Au "Naturel"
</gallery>}}


<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> "Hmm. I am Christian Weston Chandler, Sonichu's creator and author of this comic series. And this stor- and this is his story and nothing less."
==See also==


[''Jump cut to next page''] Meanwhile!
*[[Fan:Sonichu Racers]]


<font color="#151B8D">'''Sonic:'''</font> Errr. [''SFX: WSSHH-Pshh.'']
==External links==


[''Chris preforms a horrible acapella of what is presumably Sonichu's theme music, while quickly shoving the camera past all the panels on the page.  He finally stops on the panel of Super-Sonic colliding with Pikachu'']
*[http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu Chris's ModNation profile]


<font color="#151B8D">'''Sonic:'''</font> Ouch!
[[Category:Video Games]]
 
[''The camera scans over panels of the Rainbow erupting from the collision.  SFX: WSSHH-GASP'']
 
'''Narration:''' About 15 miles away... there's a girl raichu. And ''she'' gets hit! Hit by the chaotic rainbow that will change their lives forever...
 
[''FSSHHW''] [[Kel]] comes out. At the cottage. "Raichu I saw the... [''gasp''] who are you and what'dja do with my Raichu?"
 
:[''gasp''] "Kel, I am your Pokemon. I was hit by a rainbow, and now I have transformed!"
 
:"Oh my, you're as beautiful as a rose."
 
:"As a rose? I need a new name, since I am a new [[Pokémon]], so you can call me... [[Rosechu]]"
 
:"Mm? Ohh... Wha? [''gasp''] I've changed. Huh? The battle is on! I've got to help! It's time to zap!" [''sound effects'']  
 
:"Well, I almost got 'em."
 
:"RAAARGGH!"
 
:"THUNDAAAAAAaar!"
 
:[''crowd cheers''] Yaaaay. Yay. Sonic. Sonic. Yay.
 
Later on,
 
:"Wow, what a battle. Not only that but I've received super speed, and a new body, and above all else, I'm able to talk like a human now. And apparently, I look like that hedgehog I've helped earlier. From the cheers, I guess his name was Sonic... Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic had just about the same abilities as I do now, and I guess I am now a hedgehog now too. I am a new Pokemon, I am no longer a pikachu, so with that inspiration I am now... Sonichu!"
 
:"And from then on, Sonichu went on to make new friends, as well as enemies, and he will use his abilities to stop evil and save the world. Stay tuned for more zapping adventures of Sonichu!"

Revision as of 08:31, 27 July 2010

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MR American box art

ModNation Racers is a customizable kart racing game for the PS3 and PSP that Chris has taken a liking to. It isn't quite 2010's answer to LittleBigPlanet, but it's close.

In addition to providing autistics with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, gaily-colored characters found in children's games, ModNation Racers is heavily based around user-generated content, much like LittleBigPlanet. Chris can now foist his questionable design skills upon the world through a kart racing game.

Chris's ModNation career

When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted exactly 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, Sonichu-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the CWCipedia. These were filed under "Original CWC Art". Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.

It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large fanbase, barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his Twitter account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for special game content and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.

He also posted multiple threads on the forums at GameFAQs and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.

Despite having all the free time in the world, Chris is mediocre at ModNation Racers. This should come as little of a surprise. After racing in 500-plus contests, Chris has only "won" 100 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some tard-rage present).

Beta screen caps

  • Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.

  • Sonichu license plate

  • Modnation: the game that lets you make Sonichu medallions

  • Chris plows his car into an orange pylon

Post-Beta creations

It's now generally accepted that if you give Chris a character creation tool, he'll make himself and then Sonichu. ModNation Racers is no exception. The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking an interest in Hot Wheels toys. How very mature.

Chris's ModNation Creations

See also

External links

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