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! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
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!Chris' [[Sonichu|Own Creations]]
!Chris' creations]]
!Original
!Original
![[Card games|TCG? In My Ponies?]]
![[Card games|TCG? In My Ponies?]]
!Notes
!Notes
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|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:Chero.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:Chero.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Chris's depiction of himself as a pony. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism|quirks]], likes to [[Chris and art|draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Rape|noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan has problems finding a [[sweetheart]] himself, and was rejected once by that multi-green pony, possibly [[Megan|camouflaged]].
|Chris's depiction of himself as a pony. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism|quirks]], likes to [[Chris and art|draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Rape|noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan has problems finding a [[sweetheart]] himself, and was rejected once by that multi-green pony, possibly [[Megan|camouflaged]].
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|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:Camo.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:Camo.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone|rejected]] Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.
|Posible representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend Zone|rejected]] Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.
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|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. ''[[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' is another inspiration.
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. ''[[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' is another inspiration.
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|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Squall Metal Alchamest
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Squall Metal Alchamest
|[[File:Squall.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:Squall.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|And inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on Edward Elric from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]''.
|And inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on Edward Elric from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]''.
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|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:Crys.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:Crys.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Conmemorative Pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris' future daughter.  
|Conmemorative Pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris' future daughter.  
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|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence Cyber Warrior
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence Cyber Warrior
|[[File:Sala.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:Sala.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|thumb|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] Salamence.
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] Salamence.
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|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony.
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony.
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|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since.
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since.
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|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:Edu.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:Edu.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[Wallflower]] type.
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[Wallflower]] type.
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|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:Honey.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:Honey.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag.
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag.
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|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:Modest.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:Modest.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Anna McLerran|Mormon]] pony.
|[[Anna McLerran|Mormon]] pony.
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|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:Lin.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:Lin.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|'Unique and Lovin' it' Pony
|'Unique and Lovin' it' Pony
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|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:Fede.jpg|thumb|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:Fede.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos." From the rest of his description is impossible to find meaning, both English or Spanish wise.  
|[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos." From the rest of his description is impossible to find meaning, both English or Spanish wise.  
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|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Bottom Beck
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Bottom Beck
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|thumb|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|thumb|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Rosechu|Generic soulless and flavorless]] Pony.
|[[Rosechu|Generic soulless and flavorless]] Pony.
|}
|}

Revision as of 18:23, 22 February 2011

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Camo-Flage, awaiting to be horribly disfigured

My Little Pony (MLP) is a toy line intended for girls aged 4-8. Naturally, this makes them perfect toys for Chris, who himself was introduced to them by Megan. Chris has several MLPs made with hair from his head (not the common misconception of pubic hair).

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of anime characters, most notably the titular character from Naruto and Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist, and horrible Mary Sues such as Cheroki-Chan, who is clearly based on the comic-book version of Chris, and Crystal, whose origin is obvious.

In Captain's Log, Stardate March 18th, 2009, you can see his My Little Ponies hanging from his ceiling. Yup, Chris is straight all right... According to Chris, he's given them up. But why do they continue to hang from your ceiling, Chris? Why?

In the comics

Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her BFF pony by her side, Sonichu Special 2 reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts in a display of what for him would be a lovely wedding.

After having received a blessing from Chris's best [wo]man Sarah Hammer, the recently united Chris and Ivy decide it is time to share an inti moment, and leave the premises in a carriage pulled by what most respectable MLP fans would hesitate to identify as a badly-drawn Rainbow Dash, which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge. If Chris is merciful enough this might be the last time he punishes the MLP fandom. We can only hope.

The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
Chris' creations]] Original TCG? In My Ponies? Notes
03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG
Cheroki-Chan
Chero.jpg
Pony in Seaspray Pose
01-Cheroki-Chan Card.jpg
02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg
Chris's depiction of himself as a pony. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few quirks, likes to draw and color, but above all, he is noble and honorable. Cheroki-Chan has problems finding a sweetheart himself, and was rejected once by that multi-green pony, possibly camouflaged.
07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG
Camo-Flage
Camo.jpg
Pony in Rainbow Dash pose
06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg
Posible representation of Megan Schroeder. She rejected Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.
49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG
Mimmbo Bo Boruto
Mimmbo.jpg
Pony in Rainbow Dash pose
48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg
Custom pony based on and made for Daniel Mimms. Naruto is another inspiration.
46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG
Squall Metal Alchamest
Squall.jpg
Pony in Rainbow Dash pose
45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg
And inter-dimensional pony with motherly issues. Based on Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist.
10-CWC Crystal.JPG
Crystal
Crys.jpg
Pony Cutie Keen Bean
09-Crystal Card.jpg
Conmemorative Pony of Crystal, Chris' future daughter.
13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG
Jonhlamence Cyber Warrior
Sala.jpg
Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
12-Johnlamence Card.jpg
Camo-flage's older brother combined with the Pokémon Salamence.
18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG
Ty Game
Ty game.jpg
Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
16-Ty Game Card.jpg
Gamer Pony.
22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG
Bee Riana
Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg
Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)
21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg
When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. Toola-Roola hasn't been seen since.
26-CWC Educait.JPG
Educait
Edu.jpg
Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
25-Educait Card.jpg
A nerdy Pony. It is of the Wallflower type.
30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG
Honeysumerah
Honey.jpg
Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg
Based on a shallow Pop Star. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway Family Guy gag.
33-CWC Modest Manna.JPG
Modest Manna
Modest.jpg
Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
32-Modest Manna Card.jpg
Mormon pony.
36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG
Linnhadey
Lin.jpg
Pony in Beachberry Pose
35-Linnhadey Card.jpg
'Unique and Lovin' it' Pony
43-CWC Federico.JPG
Federico
Fede.jpg
Pony in Beachberry Pose
42-Federico Card.jpg
Spanish Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos." From the rest of his description is impossible to find meaning, both English or Spanish wise.
39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG
Bottom Beck
Bottom beck.jpg
Pony in Diva Pose
38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg
Generic soulless and flavorless Pony.

See also

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