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Ongoing: Jacob Sockness • September 2019 (social media) • Sonichu (14 • 15) • Dimensional Merge • Financhu Crisis

• 7 September - Jacob Sockness forges a conversation between himself and Magi-chan on Reddit, asserting that he and Chris must meet in person and marry for the Dimensional Merge to take place. Chris affirms through his Magi-chan sockpuppet that the dialogue is authentic.
• 6 September - Barb takes the Dodge Caravan for repairs and is told the brake and exhaust systems need to be replaced for $1,000. Chris begs for the money, asking fans to give the money through business associate Jacob Sockness.
• 29 August - Possie the kitten dies after two weeks in the Chandler house. Not skipping a beat, Magi-Chan prompts Twitter followers to donate so Chris can go to California, and rambles on how the Idea Guys's manipulation was pre-ordained to set the Dimensional Merge in motion. The Awakening of a CPU is also rehabilitated as Sonichu #13.
• 19 August - Barb is confirmed by Chris to be alive on Twitter, contrary to a forged death certificate floating about online.
• 18 August - Magi-Chan supposedly possesses Chris's body to ramble more about the Merge on YouTube.
• 16 August - Returning to form, Chris demands the brony community unblock him on social media, as he would before the Soft Exile.
• 14 August - Chris announces through his Magi-chan sockpuppet that Magi-chan has fully crossed over into our world. He later changes his name on Discord, adding a Magi- prefix to the usual ChrisChanSonichu.

Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum. Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 1,887 days ago.

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