User:Superspongebobbros

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Welcome to my user page!

I plan to make mostly random edits on the CWCki.

Things I have done

• Began rewriting the Sonichu (character) page.
• Added a plethora of new files.
• Posted on the talk section for the OC page.
• Transcribed a few of Chris's older tweets from September 2018.
• Redirected most of the redirects that linked to Sonichu and Rosechu's children instead of Robee Sonichu, Cera Rosechu, or Christine Rosechu.
• Made other, minor edits.

Things I plan to do

• Finish rewriting the Sonichu (character) page.
• Work on some of the more recently made pages.
• Rewrite the article on Sonichu the Animated Series to be more concise (read: spend less time talking about Spazkid as well as trimming down / removing sections).
• Transcribe some more of Chris's tweets from September 2018-ish.

My history with Chris-Chan

I can't remember what was the first time I heard of Chris-Chan or Sonichu, but I was at least aware of Sonichu by 2016. However, in 2018 this would change. First, I was exposed to the world of Chris at large from the Know Your Meme page on Chris some time around 2018. Later, I watched Fredrick Knudsen's video on Chris, and even visited the Encyclopedia Dramatica page on Chris (I got an idea of their brand of humor when I saw that they put a picture of Chris's unclit on the page. I blocked out most other memories of that site.) Later on, by early 2019 I had a concept for a series of "repaints" of various 3D Sonic games with Sonichu replacing Sonic and Chris replacing Dr. Eggman, among other things (they never went anywhere). Eventually, I discovered the CWCki, and I never looked back since. I lurked on the site until 22 July 2020, when the CWCki performed its regular "open account creation to everyone for a brief moment." In the midst of all the spambots, I was one of the few TRUE and HONEST people who managed to create an account.

Stuff I did related to Chris and observations I made

• Once I wrote a letter to Chris asking him to make an issue of Sonichu involving Pmurt and a character I liked. I never sent it since I realized that this made me look like a ween.
• Chris's coping mechanism of body swapping is just him crashing into slumber so hard he no-clips out of his own body and into someone else.
• It is highly unlikely that Chris legitimately got onto the honor roll when you consider that Chris inexplicably got high marks for essays (one example being his essay on JFK).
• Chris's art skills have gotten better since the 2000s, though that's only when comparing how he draws Electric Hedgehog Pokémon between then and now.