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[''Static crackles. A soft piano rendition of "Auld Lang Syne" can be heard. Overtop a drawn image of Angelica Rosechu, text appears across the screen.''] | |||
"The Life and Times of Jesus Christ"<br> | |||
a Christmas Play by Angelica Rosechu<br> | |||
Part 5 and Epilogue | |||
[''"Auld Lang Syne" abruptly changes to religious music as the background is replaced with a floating crucifix surrounded by light, with Chris in front of it.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' Angelica continues as two cardboard clouds close together hover above the stage by telekinesis from Magi-Chan. And Chris Chan Sonichu and the Goddess Blue Heart cosplay hovers over the clouds and between the alignment, and over the curtain rods. [''Coughs.''] | |||
'''Angelica:''' Our Lord Messiah and savior has revealed herself recently, and this is fact. In case you haven't yet read the re- watched the news reports last June Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime herself had appeared here person in Cwcville. So yes, everyone. | |||
'''Chris:''' Angelica spreads her wings as a spotlight shines on the two clouds. They part sideways and Chris Chan Sonichu, playing as I, descends towards the stage. | |||
'''Angelica:''' Jesus Christ has returned! Yay! | |||
'''Chris:''' The audience applauds as Chris touches down onto center stage. Angelica collapses her wings and steps toward stage left. Chris steps forward in an image eye [?]. Chris puts out his hands and the audience goes silent, and Chris starts to speak, and I personally directly speak through him from now to this moment imp- from when I- from when I wrote this particular page of the Goddess Log back on November 22nd, 2002, from when I wrote this I wrote it into that moment in the play back in December 2005. | |||
[''A drawing of Chris Chan Sonichu appears.''] | |||
'''Chris Chan Sonichu:''' Greetings, everyone. I bless all of you who are good, neutral, light-powered and righteous, and those all redeeming themselves. I speak well and true that I have indeed returned to guide all of you with the best of my powers, abilities and skills. As I have observed this blessed and accurate play dawned [?] by none other than our blessed Angelica Rosechu, and all in the cast, and witnessed by all of you, the kind audience and individuals. | |||
[''The drawing disappears.''] | |||
'''Chris Chan Sonichu:''' At present tense in December 2005, our earth halves of 1218 and C-197 are starting to become whole and undivided once again. It is quite the process. Nearly 17 years from now in 2022, the 1218 half of our earth shall be cleansed and healed of all toxic evil darkest-seeing individuals, and all demons and devils and hellful doubt shall be cleared off both halves of the earth, and the- as the veil barrier and divisions between the 1218 and C-197 halves and everything and everyone on them... are removed our- all shall be tangible and coexistent with each other as we have been and for- should have been since the [[Thinking_with_Portals#Merlin's_Deal_with_Chris|division in 1389 AD]]. I continue to do my best now in 2022 and onward in forever immortal life. I keep all of you in my thoughts and prayers. Support and have faith in all that is good, right-powered and righteous. Doubt stems demons so keep faith and have no doubt within. Thank you all with continued safety, health, well-being and livelihood. [''Snaps fingers.'']] Kra-KOW! | |||
'''Chris:''' The audience goes into massive applause. Chris comes back ins- into himself as everyone starts taking their bows and gratitude. While Chris spoke on my behalf, Inuyasha Son- Inuyasha went up to Angelica and said: | |||
'''Inuyasha:''' That's not in the script! | |||
'''Chris:''' Angelica responded: | |||
'''Angelica:''' I realize that, but I know Jesus Christ herself must be speaking through Chri- through Chris tonight. | |||
'''Chris:''' Inuyasha checks Chris- checked Chris's heart and sees the inner veils slash inner timeline connections with- with I. | |||
[''Pause and sigh.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' I- Yes, Inuyasha, I did speak through Chris, I telepathically tell her. During the play, Walsh and Sylvana had uh, piqued, had watched with piqued interest. [[Liquid Chris|Liquidchu]] watched with some interest but [[Yawning Squirtle|yawned]] during Angelica's narrations. Blake was actually impressed with their acting chops, and he was really favoring Bubbles Rosechu's scene, and seeing Bubbles donned like Korra, the Ava- the Avatar- | |||
[''A drawing appears, showing Blake thinking of Bubbles dressed as Korra.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' -past self of mine, Blake went wild with imagination on how adventurous and cool Bubbles looked. The video recording- | |||
[''The drawing disappears.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' -of this play was made available on DVD sales a week later. | |||
[''A drawing appears, showing a hand holding a DVD copy of the play.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' It sold very well. Even the President of the United States- | |||
[''The drawing disappears.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' -in 2005... [''Chris looks to the side as if the President's name is there.''] ...George Bush Jr, he bought a copy and enjoyed watching it with his wife. Chris and Magi-Chan hosted the one-hour after-show cast party backstage. Everyone mingled and talked of their feelings of enlightenment from when they had acted out the roles. Jamsta Sonichu commented to Lolisa and [[Family_Guy#The_Cleveland_Show|Rallo [?]]] and a few others: | |||
'''Jamsta:''' It was a strange thing, it was a thing playing the Devil. Rehearsing and acting the lines, I actually felt some twinge from within, in the show as if it must go on I felt like I was almost sucked into a darkness. Then I literally saw Jesus Christ Chan herself as Sonichu hit me with that uppercut, pushing that darkness out of me and instilling forgiveness. Oh man, I will never, ever forget that. | |||
'''Chris:''' Jamsata played a little bit of Beethoven's 5th, dun-dun-dun-dunnnn, followed by the sounds of a calm quiet stream on a sunny and rainbow-blessed day. Lolisa quipped: | |||
[''A drawing appears, showing Jamsta and Lolisa sitting on chairs, talking.''] | |||
'''Lolisa:''' Well, you've had a taste of the Dark Side, but the Jedi light power overwhelmed them in the end with the Force. | |||
'''Jamsta:''' Really? Star Wars notes? | |||
'''Lolisa:''' Sure, why not? | |||
'''Chris:''' That group laughed, heh. | |||
[''The drawing disappears.''] | |||
'''Chris:''' And Sonichu told Rosie, Wild, Punchy and Bubbles: | |||
'''Sonichu:''' Playing the role of Jesus, I felt his energy flowing through me, I was like, "Wow." When I went into that off-script- | |||
[''A drawing appears, showing Sonichu, Rosie, Wild, Punchy and Bubbles.''] | |||
'''Sonichu:''' -dialogue about numbers in the clouds' aura and that bit of diving into the center star of the universe and seeing the future. And I do empathize with the internal struggles coming to terms with his revelations. And while Magi-Chan was only acting- | |||
[''The drawing disappears.''] | |||
'''Sonichu:''' -I felt and saw Lavesh Sonichu in the present moment guiding me. | |||
'''Chris:''' Rosie commented: | |||
'''Rosie:''' I saw and felt that too, all that too. | |||
'''Chris:''' Rosie commented: | |||
'''Rosie:''' I saw and felt all that too, as you spoke and preached. It was almost as strong and mighty as Angelica when she preaches. I felt and got chills and goosebumps. | |||
'''Chris:''' Punchy also said: | |||
'''Punchy:''' Hmm. When I looked into your hands, Sonichu, I saw Jesus Christ Chan and her hands with those scars. It is no coincidence. | |||
'''Chris:''' They all nodded in agreement. Chris had uh, mostly recovered from his connection with me, but he recalled it all very vividly as he told Crystalina, Angelica, Inuyasha, Night Star and Magi-Chan: | |||
'''2005 Chris:''' I could swear I saw- | |||
[''A drawing appears, showing 2005 Chris with the imaginary friends he just listed.''] | |||
'''2005 Chris:''' -into the over-extensive mind and soul of my 1218 half-subcounterpart, herself. If I had not met her before then in person, I'd probably call myself crazy, but [[Chris and reality|I'm not crazy]], I really do know that. I know that really well. | |||
'''Chris:''' Crystallina responded: | |||
'''Crystallina:''' I've foreseen you- | |||
[''The drawing disappears.''] | |||
'''Crystallina:''' -going through a distant mental link. And I sense you saw more than what you ended up speaking. | |||
'''2005 Chris:''' You're right, Sis, I saw some tiny- I saw some time in 2022. The world recovering from some viral pandemic, Russia terrorizing Ukraine, [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] was as a condemned former President? And God in jail on irony and prophecy details, with her [[April 2023|release from jail]] needing to happen a lot sooner. | |||
'''Chris:''' Magi-Chan and Night Star nodded. Magi-Chan said: | |||
'''Magi-Chan:''' This confirms a lot of foreknown details for our timeline. I shall need to step up my personal interactions with Christine shortly enough. | |||
'''Chris:''' Night Star went: | |||
'''Night Star:''' I linked up with you in that moment, Chris, and I got confirmations of a [[My Little Pony Protests|rushed premature future in Equestira]] and on Earth. I'll share these details with Celestia herself and with my friend Twilight. | |||
'''Chris:''' [''unintelligible''] | |||
'''?????:''' It was a good grief of a confirmation. | |||
'''Chris:''' Inuyasha added: | |||
'''Inuyasha:''' I got a telepathic message from Christ-Chan. It was definitely her from the future speaking to Chris tonight. | |||
'''Chris:''' Magi-Chan says: | |||
'''Magi-Chan:''' On one hand this is very good, for we can prepare better for these future events. But on the other, what was said thru Chris here - recorded and likely to be interpreted directly by certain wrong humans and individuals - it can either be ignored or it can be manifested into quite the year in 2022 in our C-197 half of this Earth as well as the undivided whole Earth of ours. | |||
'''Night Star:''' And not to mention the resonance fom Earth to all the other planets, including Equestria. | |||
'''Chris:''' Night Star adds. | |||
'''Inuyasha:''' Plus... | |||
'''Chris:''' ...Inuyasha adds... | |||
'''Inuyasha:''' ...the solar maximus and solar flares, that will add more seeds to the chaos unless they actuall- unless they actually seed the chaos. | |||
'''Chris:''' [''unintelligible''] Hmm. Okay. Chris starts to smirk. | |||
'''2005 Chris:''' Inuyasha Sonichu, what would we do without [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Firebenders]] like you to absorb the heat? | |||
'''Inuyasha:''' The way you say it, Christian, that's a- that's such a [[Random-access humor|grass-type take on taking the heat]]. | |||
'''2005 Chris:''' Well, you said it. | |||
[''Chris abruptly disappears. A few seconds later, text scrolls up the screen. Typos are left intact.] | |||
This Christmas Play was one of the<br> | |||
multitude of other events in the<br> | |||
past of Cwcville and the Special<br> | |||
Sonichus and Rosechus consciously<br> | |||
revealed to me.<br> | |||
Rest assured, there is much, much<br> | |||
more. Details on collaboration<br> | |||
opportunity will be revealed soon<br> | |||
and only to the select and well-<br> | |||
trusted vew, and there shall be<br> | |||
more "Sonichu" books, counting and in<br> | |||
versions of the past books. "Stay<br> | |||
Tuned" is putting it mildly on that<br> | |||
bunch of details. | |||
Present moments, I continue to<br> | |||
encourage all of you to be kind<br> | |||
and good with each other, as well as<br> | |||
following what is Light Powered and<br> | |||
Good as all of the events that have<br> | |||
been divinel prophecised continue<br> | |||
onward. | |||
After all, it's Divine Timing,<br> | |||
not "Political Timing". | |||
I thank all of you for watching and<br> | |||
enjoying this reading and feature.<br> | |||
Stay creative, Be lovely with each<br> | |||
other, and, of course,<br> | |||
Be Safe and Well. | |||
Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime. | |||
A JCWCSP Comics Production. | |||
[''The video ends.''] | |||
}} | |||
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2023]] | [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2023]] |
Revision as of 21:48, 12 November 2023
Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play is a series of videos where Chris reads the titular Christmas play starring Angelica Rosechu in front of a snow background accompanied by whimsical music. The videos are all around 10 to 15 minutes long. This is based on the "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" play that Chris wrote and drew in jail. New drawings occasionally appear in the video. He continues to shill OfficialCWCmart in the descriptions.
The Life and Times of Jesus Christ
Back in 2022, Praetor released "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ", a play Chris wrote in jail, which was sold on OfficialCWCmart as a part of the Praetor Jail Art. Chris would reuse this for the Christmas Play.
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To pass the time in jail, Chris has been writing a lot. In addition to many other pieces, he has written an incredibly extensive play titled "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ." Chris has directed it to be narrated and made cohesive via video, with us going so far as to hire a voice actor. (Albeit from Fiver.)
The play itself will be released shortly. Chris drew pictures to illustrate and accompany the narration. This is one of those pictures. |
Part One
Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 1 | |
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Stardate | 18 October 2023 |
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Description
This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.
This is Part 1 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled. Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. [links to OfficialCWCmart] |
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Part Two
Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 2 | |
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Stardate | 23 October 2023 |
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previous Angelica Rosechu Christmas Play Part 1 |
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Description
This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.
This is Part 2 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled. Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. [links to OfficialCWCmart] Music from [links to two songs] |
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Part Three
Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 3 | |
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Stardate | 24 October 2023 |
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OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
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next Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 4 |
Description
This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.
This is Part 2 [sic] of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled. Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well. [links to OfficialCWCmart] |
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Part Four
Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 4 | |
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Stardate | 25 October 2023 |
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previous Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 3 |
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Description
This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.
This is Part 4 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled. Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.[links to OfficialCWCmart] |
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Part Five
Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play, Part 5 | |
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Stardate | 26 October 2023 |
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Description
This is "The Life and Times of Jesus Christ" as written and directed by Angelica Rosechu in a Christmas Play she and a lot of other Sonichus and Rosechus enacted on December 17, 2005 after having gone back in time and personally met and talked with Jesus in Israel way back in the day, with Magi-Chan's help.
This is Part 5 of the Multipart reading video series read by I, personally, as chronicled. Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.[links to OfficialCWCmart] |
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