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'''''LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A DUSTBUNNY!''''' | '''''LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A DUSTBUNNY!''''' | ||
{{quote3|[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg|thumb|center||[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll|intelligent]], [[Random access humor|witty]], | {{quote3|[[Image:Stephen fry.jpg|thumb|center||[[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], ''LittleBigPlanet'''s narrator and the very antithesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is [[Honor Roll|intelligent]], [[Random access humor|witty]], successful, [[Nudes|handsome]], [[Monthly Tugboat|wealthy]], and [[Attraction Sign|charming]], as opposed to a [[Chris|bumbling moron]]. While they are both [[Homos|gay men]], Fry does not engage in [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009|self-loathing]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|closet dwelling]].]] {{collapsible|Why is this a dustbunny?|This is a dustbunny, because the editor was obviously trying to plug one of his interests in to the article, possibly for it to get more exposure. For everyone else besides the editor and a few scattered fans, this image is meaningless. In this case it's Stephen Fry, but it has been in many forms. Here are a few more examples: [[Image:Paulyslurp.jpg|thumb|center|true - the straw has its own fan art devotees.]] {{clear}} [[Image:SexVideoReaction.png|thumb|center|Typical reaction to watching Chris's sex videos.]] {{clear}} It's also problematic because not everyone has these interests, but if you put up a picture of My Little Pony or The Spoony Experiment, you make everyone on the wiki look like fans of these. But. We all are fans of Chris, so Chris art is universally welcome. As long as it's not too awful/weabooish/gay. | ||
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Alright, got that? Now let's look at our next dustbunny.. | Alright, got that? Now let's look at our next dustbunny.. | ||
{{quote3|{{Quote|'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie want Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> Chris proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|''Titanic'']] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.}}{{collapsible|Why is ''this'' a dustbunny?!|This is a dustbunny, because the editor is overreacting to Chris for something that was really very innocent, and something that he had the underhand in anyway (Like much of his life). You might believe that there's no problem with this, considering this is a Wiki devoted to documenting this autist's misadventures. This is why it's a problem; ''It's inconsistent with this very Wiki!'' If were so shocked and appalled that Chris pretended to sink a toy titanic boat, then why aren't we upset with Chris for jizzing all over his Sonichu medallion, or dressing as a woman and making out with a | {{quote3|{{Quote|'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie want Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> Chris proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|''Titanic'']] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.}}{{collapsible|Why is ''this'' a dustbunny?!|This is a dustbunny, because the editor is overreacting to Chris for something that was really very innocent, and something that he had the underhand in anyway (Like much of his life). You might believe that there's no problem with this, considering this is a Wiki devoted to documenting this autist's misadventures. This is why it's a problem; '''''It's inconsistent with this very Wiki!''''' If were so shocked and appalled that Chris pretended to sink a toy titanic boat, then why aren't we upset with Chris for jizzing all over his Sonichu medallion, or dressing as a woman and making out with a sex-doll on his front lawn? | ||
Chris is a person so inconsistent and strange that it's hard to make rules about this sort of thing, but that doesn't mean it should be ignored, and the Wiki should be filled with gaping holes because they want Chris to look slightly worse than he already does. | Chris is a person so inconsistent and strange that it's hard to make rules about this sort of thing, but that doesn't mean it should be ignored, and the Wiki should be filled with gaping holes because they want Chris to look slightly worse than he already does. | ||
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The CWCki is filled with men, not pussies, right? Well if we are men then don't cry over things a self-esteemed drained aspie tells you!}} | The CWCki is filled with men, not pussies, right? Well if we are men then don't cry over things a self-esteemed drained aspie tells you!}} | ||
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Okay let's see our next dustbunny.. | |||
{{quote3|{{Quote|[[Obesity|It will weigh ''heavily'' on you.]]}} | |||
{{collapsible|Why is this a dustbunny, now?|This is a dustbunny, because it's unnecessary. Were not ED, on ED there's a lot of fun stuff to pipe. On the CWCki there's a few choice things to pipe, so your choice is usually [[Obesity|Obese]], Fail, and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs]]. I don't have to post examples, because you could look on literally any page and see these piped. Read the guide [[Help:A Guide to Piping]], and just stop piping the same things over and over.}}}} | |||
Let's take a break! | |||
{{quote3|[[Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|thumb|center|And look at some awful fan-art!]] | |||
{{collapsible|Fun!|Earlier I had mentioned that all fan-art is welcome, except for awful/weabooish/gay fan-art. It may sound mean, but I believe that. However, unlike the previous dustbunnies I have mentioned, this one is entirely opinion-based, and the only way to diagnose is to have a sense of taste. | |||
'''The Good''': ''Wonderful fan-art. I have no problem with these. All of them should be in articles if they aren't already.'' | |||
<center><gallery> | |||
Image:1chrischan.jpg|This is very nice. | |||
Image:Cheers07.jpg|Not a particularly good drawing, but it plays by all the rules. | |||
Image:Chris june2009 cousin wedding photo 1.jpg|This isn't a very good shop. But it's hilarious, so that makes up for it. | |||
Image:B-manajerk real.jpg|Another funny shop. | |||
Image:EPISODE X by neodalion.jpg|This is a hilarious and really well drawn picture. Why is all the bad fan-art in articles when good stuff like this isn't? | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
'''The Bad''': ''The most awful fan-art. These should all be destroyed.'' | |||
<center><gallery> | |||
Image:RBPandaHalo.jpg|This is not fan-art. This is a vidyagame character. Even if it was fan-art it would look like shit. | |||
Image:Chrissygoesinsane.jpg|This is an example of a piece of fan-art that looks like it could be drawn by Chris himself. If you can't draw, then you don't have the right to mock CWC's drawings. Also it doesn't help that this is an ebaumsworld user. | |||
Image:Promotion1.png|This is some sperg trying to plug in his Sonichu OC anime comics. Follow rule #1. | |||
Image:ChrisChanByebyebrain.PNG|Hi, A-log. This is extremely creepy. This is the kind of person who I expect to shoot up thier school. | |||
Image:CWCformers.jpg|Ouch.. | |||
Image:Unrest in the House of Light by Chaosbandit.jpg|Yuck.. | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
'''The Ugly''': ''This is a gray area. I have problems with these for various reasons, all of them really don't deserve to be here.'' | |||
<center><gallery> | |||
Image:Pd.jpg|I see the artist went the extra length to compose a picture that still looks terrible. | |||
Image:Faceless Trolls.png|This is not a good image. The "artist" has tricked you into believing it's okay by using eye-popping primary colors. Draw it with markers and a ballpoint pen and it wouldn't look a fraction as good as sonichu. | |||
Image:Chrischantwoface.jpg|This is not good. Again the artist has tricked us into believing it's good by swooshing around in photoshop. | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
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Latest revision as of 17:43, 23 April 2012
Encyclopedia Dramatica User This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland. |
Called Bob This user has talked to Bob on the phone. |
Called Barb This user has talked to Barb on the phone. |
Called Chris This user has talked to Chris on the phone. |
Krapplefag This user regularly posts on /cwc/ |
“ | You've done what no-one else on this wiki had the balls to do. Not even me. You took the fight to the spergs, and you won. You didn't even get banned like Delabonte did for it! Truly, you have accomplished great things in your short time here. The CWCki is a better place for having had you, and you've inspired me to start being harsh to faggots as well. I once thought their ilk could not be stopped, but you've given an old meme hope again youngster. Enjoy your break my friend, you have earned it. I'll hold the fort in your place. | ” |
Old Meme |
DO YOU WANT DO WHAT CLEFTPALETE DOES?
Defagging! It's simple! But what is it? Answer: It's a game of I SPY! Think about the wiki as your house. Under all your expensive furniture, tiny dustbunnies are festering.
LOOK OVER THERE IT'S A DUSTBUNNY!
Why is this a dustbunny? |
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This is a dustbunny, because the editor was obviously trying to plug one of his interests in to the article, possibly for it to get more exposure. For everyone else besides the editor and a few scattered fans, this image is meaningless. In this case it's Stephen Fry, but it has been in many forms. Here are a few more examples: It's also problematic because not everyone has these interests, but if you put up a picture of My Little Pony or The Spoony Experiment, you make everyone on the wiki look like fans of these. But. We all are fans of Chris, so Chris art is universally welcome. As long as it's not too awful/weabooish/gay. |
Alright, got that? Now let's look at our next dustbunny..
“ | Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV is a video Chris uploaded on 25 September 2010. Chris addresses the video to Lars, an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest sweetheart, Jackie, who had been spreading a nude photo of her around the Internet. Jackie want Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.[1] Chris proceeds to belittle and disrespect the victims of the Titanic disaster by pretending to sink a LEGO boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet. | ” |
Why is this a dustbunny?! | ||||||
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This is a dustbunny, because the editor is overreacting to Chris for something that was really very innocent, and something that he had the underhand in anyway (Like much of his life). You might believe that there's no problem with this, considering this is a Wiki devoted to documenting this autist's misadventures. This is why it's a problem; It's inconsistent with this very Wiki! If were so shocked and appalled that Chris pretended to sink a toy titanic boat, then why aren't we upset with Chris for jizzing all over his Sonichu medallion, or dressing as a woman and making out with a sex-doll on his front lawn?
Chris is a person so inconsistent and strange that it's hard to make rules about this sort of thing, but that doesn't mean it should be ignored, and the Wiki should be filled with gaping holes because they want Chris to look slightly worse than he already does. Here's a few more examples;
The CWCki is filled with men, not pussies, right? Well if we are men then don't cry over things a self-esteemed drained aspie tells you! |
Okay let's see our next dustbunny..
“ | It will weigh heavily on you. | ” |
Why is this a dustbunny, now? |
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This is a dustbunny, because it's unnecessary. Were not ED, on ED there's a lot of fun stuff to pipe. On the CWCki there's a few choice things to pipe, so your choice is usually Obese, Fail, and Dirty Crapped Briefs. I don't have to post examples, because you could look on literally any page and see these piped. Read the guide Help:A Guide to Piping, and just stop piping the same things over and over. |
Let's take a break!
Fun! |
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Earlier I had mentioned that all fan-art is welcome, except for awful/weabooish/gay fan-art. It may sound mean, but I believe that. However, unlike the previous dustbunnies I have mentioned, this one is entirely opinion-based, and the only way to diagnose is to have a sense of taste.
The Good: Wonderful fan-art. I have no problem with these. All of them should be in articles if they aren't already. The Bad: The most awful fan-art. These should all be destroyed.
The Ugly: This is a gray area. I have problems with these for various reasons, all of them really don't deserve to be here. |
Work in Progress